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Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Amsterdam Vallon:
Lord, place the steel of the Holy Spirit in my spine and the love of the Virgin Mary in my heart.




Movie: B. Monkey(1998)


Beatrice:
Angie, can I leave early on Friday?

Angie:
Why?

Beatrice:
I'm going to Paris. With my boyfriend.

Angie:
It will rain.




Movie: Vacation(1983)


[the kids are playing Pacman while Clark is designing a map on the computer]


Clark:
Russ, please don't eat the Truckster.



Movie: Pandemonium(1982)


Sgt. Reginald Cooper:
[addressing his assistant] Driddle! Driddle...Driddle, change your name.


Johnson:
It's now Johnson, sir.



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The best of the Sundance Film Festival - KUSA-TV

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New Lord of the Rings game: But will PC gaming survive? - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:11:00 GMT
The release of the new Lord of the Rings title, Conquest , on PC as well as consoles is a good sign that PC gamers are still active and playing - but new sales figures have raised ...

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


Cousin Eddie:
Every time I belch, the plate shifts and my legs give out. But man, what a view.



Movie: The Jacket(2005)


Rudy Mackenzie:
The less you freak, the less you'll trip out.



Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm(1951)



Ma Kettle:
Thomas Edison's first name was Thomas!



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


David Larrabee:
She's a real woman, not a, you know.

Linus Larrabee:
Transvestite?

David Larrabee:
She's not a bimbo.



Movie: ABBA: The Movie(1977)


[Benny looks up from a tabloid article he's reading]

Benny:
What does "kinky" mean?




Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Special Agent Fox Mulder:
Geez, man, do I know you?

Craig Willmore:
Cable Guy.



Movie: Xenosaga Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra (VG)(2006)


Dmitri Yuriev:
Fear drives evolution. Human beings used their intelligence to conquer their fears and to obtain power.



Movie: Quick Millions(1931)


Daniel J. 'Bugs' Raymond:
I'll bet we'll be the best-dressed people there. That's all anybody goes to the opera for.

Jimmy Kirk:
I thought they only went to hear the music.


Daniel J. 'Bugs' Raymond:
Sure, but those people sit up in the balcony.



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Streaming Netflix movies to TV can be easy - San Francisco Gate

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:22:00 GMT
Monday, January 26, 2009 Q: I've been watching Netflix movies streamed to my HP laptop over the Internet. I was wondering if there is a way to direct the movies to my TV through ...

Library to start movie program - Delphos Herald

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:21:00 GMT
Starting at 1:30 p.m. on Feb. 7, the Delphos Public Library will hold a children’s program called “They Were Good Books First,” where a series of PG movies will be played for ...

Alcohol abuse seen as a big NZ problem - Stuff

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:03:00 GMT
They say drinking is the nation's biggest health problem. The British medical journal The Lancet published a hard-hitting report yesterday which showed men in developed countries ...

Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: Oliver Twist (TV)(1997)


Fagin:
We like our peace and quiet here.

Bill Sikes:
[kicks open the door and storms in]


Fagin:
No need to knock so courteously Bill you're among friends here.



Movie: Official Denial (TV)(1994)


Colonel Lerner:
The Alien's gone. So's your man Corliss.

General Spaulding:
You think Corliss took him?

Colonel Lerner:
That's exactly what I think. I also think he had to have had help. He had a gun and a Transport Two Manifest.

General Spaulding:
He could have stolen them.

Colonel Lerner:
Or SOMEBODY could have given them to him. In which case, General, you and I are both prime suspects... and I know I didn't do it.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Vinnie:
I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks. Don't you think he looked edgy?


Speed:
No, as a matter of fact, I thought you looked edgy.



Movie: Abby Singer(2003)


Jake Gyllenhaal:
Have some independent spirit, all right!



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


Thelonius:
And what have we here?

Bob:
Well, um, we're in a negotiation with this naked, pink individual.

Zootie:
He's of foreign extraction, your honor.

Easy:
Possibly even an alien.



Movie: Hamlet(1948)


[first lines]

Narrator:
So oft it chances in particular men / That through some vicious mole of nature in them, / By the o'ergrowth of some complexion / Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason, / Or by some habit grown too much; that these men - / Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect, / Their virtues else - be they as pure as grace, / Shall in the general censure take corruption / From that particular fault.... This is the tragedy of a man who could not make up his mind.



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Virág Árpád:
The suspicious thing about them is that they're not suspicious.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


General Hawk:
Lt Falcon I don't know how a misfit like you got into G.I. Joe? I looked at your record to find something good about you and so far I found nothing. Yours is a shameful record of insubordination.

Law:
[Whispering] Are they going to shoot Falcon?

Jinx:
No. This is just a preliminary heiring.

Duke:
General Hawk. If I may address the court. I ask for compassion.

General Hawk:
On what grounds?


Lt. Falcon:
Duke don't.

Duke:
He's my half-brother but I just know that underneath that tough exterior there's a good solider in there that's worth saving.

General Hawk:
We'll need a moment to confer.

Lt. Falcon:
[Angrily] Listen don't do me anymore favors. You've already done enough, Big Brother!

Duke:
[Angrily] I promised our mother that I would look out for you. Maybe I shouldn't have taken on that job.

Jinx:
But that means you'll get into trouble too.

Lt. Falcon:
Look I don't need anyone to take the fall for me. STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, DUKE!


Low Light:
Show time.

General Hawk:
In light of the circumstances Lt Falcon I decided not to hold you over for court-marshall. Lt Falcon you're going to learn what it means to be a G.I. Joe even if it kills you. I'm sending you to the Slaughterhouse.


[Bangs gavel]



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Quotation from the 1977 Movie “The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ to Town”

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:48:00 +0000
King Bruce:
What do you do with these easter eggs?

Sunny the Easter Bunny:
Um… Good question.

Matt Damon blasts ‘repulsive’ Bond - NZCity

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:29:00 GMT
Matt Damon thinks James Bond is “repulsive”. The ‘Bourne Identity’ actor – who plays CIA agent Jason Bourne in three hit films – has lashed out at Ian Fleming’s ...