Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Take the Money and Run(1969)


Virgil:
Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!



Movie: The Adventures of Cinderella's Daughter(2000)


Fairy Godmother:
Look at you. You've been sleeping by the fireplace again, haven't you.

Queen Cinderella:
I don't ever want to forget who I am.





Movie: Oliver!(1968)


Nancy:
[singing] Who cares if straightlaces sneer at us in the street? Fine airs and fine graces don't have to sin to eat.




Movie: Orange County(2002)


[Bud sees his young wife flirting with the pool guy]

Bud Brumder:
What the f...?







Today's Movie News

Receta natal de Feliz

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:35:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para Feliz natal, con el puerto,
el licor de la almendra del amaretto, el cacao de de de nata, el
brandy de la cereza y el brandy. ¡1 porción del amaretto de licor de
la almendra 1 porción de brandy de la cereza 1 porción del puerto el
1/2 de brandy de la pieza 2 porciones de nata de cacao de de revuelve
todos los ingredientes juntos en el cristal con un par de los cubos
del hielo y goza! Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Movie Review: Alvin and The Chipmunks Go To the Movies (Blogcritics.org)

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:39:16 GMT
A re-enactment of three movies from the '80s. Alvin and The Chipmunks Go to the Movies is a compilation of three different stories that are similar to famous movies from the 1980's. Funny, We Shrunk the Adults is based on the 1987 movie, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. In this story, Simon creates a shrinking machine. Dave asks Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to clean the house because he has invited... ...

Resident says intruders ordered porn movies on TV (The Buffalo News)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:03:18 GMT
A Southside Parkway man reported to Buffalo police Wednesday that his apartment was entered by unknown individuals who ordered three six-hour pornographic movies on his cable television, according to reports.

Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: The Earthling(1980)


Patrick Foley:
I thought I could never come back here unless I had the world in my pocket. It's almost like someone else's dream. All those wasted years. Trying to find out who I was.

Shawn Daley:
You're Foley. Patrick Foley.

Patrick Foley:
Yeah. Thanks. And you're Daley. Shawn Daley.



Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Luc:
[asking Veronica to help him look on his naked body for a tracer] Look for something hard.

Luc:
[looking down] Is that supposed to be there?

Veronica:
Yes, yes it's very normal.




Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


SpecOps Leader:
[to Arbiter] You are the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites, their lives matter to me - yours does not.

Arbiter:
That makes two of us.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Pawel:
[after Frances finds him and Chiara on her bed] Frances, please! We have nowhere to be together!

Frances:
And what does that make me? Saint Francesca, patron saint of horny teenagers?











Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the... oh what's the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway.



Today's Movie News

iPO Free on iTunes - Classic Movies, Classic Watches, Classic Gadgets and More (The Mac Observer)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:52:41 GMT
If it's old, it probably has value to someone, and if it's at the iTunes Store, even better. This week Vern shows us the classics: Classic movies, classic watches, and classic gadgets -- all free, and all waiting for you to download

Disney says its Pixar movies will be released in 3-D (The Pantagraph)

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:07:22 GMT
NEW YORK -- The Walt Disney Co. said Tuesday its Pixar animation studio is committing to 3-D and will release all of its movies in the format beginning with “Up” next year.

iPO Free on iTunes - Classic Movies, Classic Watches, Classic Gadgets and More (The Mac Observer)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:52:41 GMT
If it's old, it probably has value to someone, and if it's at the iTunes Store, even better. This week Vern shows us the classics: Classic movies, classic watches, and classic gadgets -- all free, and all waiting for you to download

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Andy:
[to Grant] Choose me. Marry me!






Movie: Gandhi(1982)


Government advocate:
General Dyer, is it correct that you ordered your troops to fire at the thickest part of the crowd?

Gen. Dyer:
[righteous tone] That is correct.

Government advocate:
One thousand five hundred and sixteen casualties with one thousand six hundred and fifty bullets.

Gen. Dyer:
My intention was to inflict a lesson that would have an impact throughout all India.

Indian barrister:
General, had you been able to take in the armored car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?

Gen. Dyer:
I think, probably - yes.

Lord Hunter:
General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?


Gen. Dyer:
I did.

Government advocate:
But that was irrelevant to the point you were making?

Government advocate:
Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded?

Gen. Dyer:
I was ready to help any who applied.

Government advocate:
General, how does a child shot with a 303 Enfield "apply" for help?





Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Regal Bryant:
You shall not pass!



Movie: Addicted to Love(1997)


Maggie:
When I was a kid, my father had this dog that started to get all weak and sickly. He takes it to the vet, he examines it and says a maggot must have laid eggs in the dog's butt. The baby maggots have crawled up, now they've started to grow, and eventually they're gonna eat the dog alive from the inside. He says it should be put to sleep, because it's an old dog anyway. But father won't do it. He takes the dog home, he puts it on the bed, he reaches up into the dog, picking out the maggots with his finger, one by one. It takes him all night, but he gets every last one. That dog outlived my father. That's love, Sam.




Movie: Tais-toi!(2003)


Quentin:
Look at the two drag queens!

Ruby:
It's us, stupid!



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
You owe me money, blacksmith.

Doc:
How do you figure?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
My horse threw a shoe. And seeing as you was the one who done the shoeing, I say that makes you responsible.


Doc:
Well, since you never paid me for that job, I say that makes us even!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Wrong! See I was ON my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed OFF! And THAT caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.

Marty McFly:
[hoarsely] That's the $80.

Doc:
Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
I done SHOT that horse!


Doc:
Well, that's your problem, Tannen!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Wrong! That's YOURS. So, from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.


[Buford and his gang gallop away on their horses]



Today's Movie News

Most-requested movies last week at the Henderson County Public Library (The Gleaner)

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:07:59 GMT
Here is a list of the most-requested movies last week at the Henderson County Public Library. The list includes movies that are about to be released and are on order for the library. 1. "The Game Plan" 2. "Alvin and the Chipmunks" 3. "National Treasure: Book of Secrets" 4. "There Will Be Blood" 5. "Enchanted" 6. "I Am Legend" 7. "Lars and the Real Girl" 8. "Nancy Drew: Get a Clue" 9. "No Country ...

Movie Review: Alvin and The Chipmunks Go To the Movies (Blogcritics.org)

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:35:36 GMT
A re-enactment of three movies from the '80s. Alvin and The Chipmunks Go to the Movies is a compilation of three different stories that are similar to famous movies from the 1980's. Funny, We Shrunk the Adults is based on the 1987 movie, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. In this story, Simon creates a shrinking machine. Dave asks Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to clean the house because he has invited... ...