Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: Danny Deckchair(2003)


Trudy Dunphy:
What happened to you out there?

Danny Morgan:
Everything.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Max Cherry:
I'll bet, besides maybe an afro, you look exactly how you did at 29.

Jackie Brown:
Well, my ass ain't the same.

Max Cherry:
Bigger?

Jackie Brown:
Yeah.

Max Cherry:
Ain't nothin' wrong with that!



Movie: Gangster No. 1(2000)


[Young Gangster kicks the door in]

Lennie Taylor:
[Sarcastically] Come in.


Young Gangster:
Don't mind if I do Lennie.


[Shoots Lennie in the stomach]



Movie: Orlando(1992)


Euphrosyne:
The treachery of men!



Movie: The Magic of David Copperfield XV: Fires of Passion (TV)(1993)


David Copperfield:
Now, we put together a brand-new illusion.


[crashing is heard backstage, and the audience laughs]

David Copperfield:
We're auctioning off a brand-new illusion.


[laughter]


David Copperfield:
[to the man backstage] Are you okay?

Man Backstage:
Okay.

David Copperfield:
Can we do it?

Man Backstage:
Okay!

David Copperfield:
Are you sure?

Man Backstage:
OKAY!


[laughter]


David Copperfield:
A little less caffeine backstage, all right?


[laughter]

David Copperfield:
This should be interesting.



Movie: Baby Buggy Bunny(1954)



Bugs Bunny:
Finster? Finster, where are you?


[Finster is sneaking away with the bag of money; Bugs comes behind him and tickles him]

Bugs Bunny:
Cootchy-cootchy-cootchy!


[Finster hits him over the head with bag]

Bugs Bunny:
[Dazed] Cootchy.



Movie: Valdez, il mezzosangue(1973)


Chino Valdez:
Anyway, a bunch of Indians stole my horses once. I went along and stole them back. And while they was chasing me, I came off my horse and got run over.

Jamie Wagner:
Why didn't they kill you?

Chino Valdez:
Hell, boy, they was my friends!



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Una receta muy agradable para soñar en Antalya, con el ron oscuro de
Bacardi, el ron ligero de Bacardi, el licor del Cointreau, los
limones, el jarabe del grenadine y los cubos anaranjados del hielo. 1
jugo anaranjado de los cubos del hielo del licor del ron 2 de Bacardi
del cl del jarabe 2 del grenadine del tbsp del cl de Bacardi del ron 2
del Cointreau ligero oscuro del cl de los limones del 1/2 se mezcla en
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Lines from Movies:

Movie: Madagascar(2005)


[Maurice just told Marty that he was steak]

Marty the Zebra:
Oh, c'mon! Do I look like a steak to you?

Alex the Lion:
Yeah!

Marty the Zebra:
See I told you I don't look like no... wait, what'd you say?



Movie: Taiyo o nusunda otoko(1979)


[Phoning in a bomb threat]

Makoto Kido:
I'm going to return what I stole -- although I'm going to return in a slightly different form.



Movie: Occhio nel labirinto, L'(1972)


[first title card]

Title Card:
"...a labyrinth is built to bewilder the mind of man. Its architecture, however rich in symmetries it might be, is subordinate to this end" - J.L. Borges



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Oscar Madison:
I'm $800 behind in alimony. Let's raise the stakes.

Roy:
They can do it, you know.

Oscar Madison:
Do what?


Roy:
Throw you in jail.

Oscar Madison:
Never. If she can't call me up once a week to aggravate me, she's not happy.

Murray the Cop:
Aren't you worried about the kids?

Oscar Madison:
Murray, the kids are living in their grandfather's house with a swimming pool in California. Can we just play cards?

Roy:
I told you you'd get into trouble. It's because you don't know how manage anything. I should know - I'm your accountant.

Oscar Madison:
If you're my accountant, how come I need money?

Roy:
If you need money, how come you play poker?

Oscar Madison:
'Cause I need money.

Roy:
But you always lose.


Oscar Madison:
That's why I need the money.

Roy:
Then don't play poker.

Oscar Madison:
Then don't come to my house and eat my potato chips.


[grabs the bag of potato chips on the poker table and flings the entire contents all over the living room]

Oscar Madison:
You see, wise guy? Potato chips!

Murray the Cop:
Oh, beautiful, beautiful.


[an argument ensues with everyone bickering all at once]


Murray the Cop:
What are you yelling about? We're playing a friendly game!


[the bickering continues]

Murray the Cop:
All right, all right, ALL RIGHT! Calm down, calm down, take it easy. I'm a cop, you know - I can arrest the whole lousy game.


[they all quiet down]

Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the cop is right. Let's just play cards and please hold them up. I can't see where I marked them.

Roy:
He owes money to his wife, his government and his friends and he still won't take it seriously.

Oscar Madison:
Life goes on even for those of us who are divorced, broke and sloppy.




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


[Ace sees Lieutenant Einhorn approaching]


Ace Ventura:
Holy testicle Tuesday.

Lois Einhorn:
What the hell is he doing here?

Ace Ventura:
I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.



Movie: Gallagher: Overboard (TV)(1987)


Gallagher:
Now this world will make your head spin if you listen. Vigorous urine testing, what the heck is that? How do you do that vigorous? Seems like vigorous would keep you from getting it in that little bottle. In fact, vigorous might get you the wrong specimen.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Raven Darkholme:
[as the President of the United States] Let me out of here! I demand that you release me! Do you know who I am? I'm the President of the United States!

Prison Truck Guard:
Oh, Mr. President. Shut up.



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot:
Your usual table, Mr. Christopher?


Carlo Christopher:
No, I'd like a good one this time.

Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot:
I'm sorry, that is impossible.

Carlo Christopher:
Part of the new cruelty?

Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot:
I'm afraid so.



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)



Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
I knew the Marines could do almost anything, but I never knew they could do anything like this.

Bugsy:
You got no idea!



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Receta de los macarrones

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la vodka de 3 onzas vierte la vodka, el licor del chocolate y el amaretto en un medio lleno de cristal de mezcla con hielo agrietado.
Pozo del Stir.
Filtre en un vidrio de coctel enfriado, adorne con una torcedura de la naranja, y del servicio.
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Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Dr. Berger:
A little advice about feelings kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle.



Movie: One Night with the King(2006)


Queen Esther:
If I perish... I perish.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


[to a reporter outside the committee hearing]

Herbie Stemple:
You know what the problem with you bums is? You never leave a guy alone unless you're leaving him alone.



Movie: Quicksand(1950)


Daniel 'Dan' Brady:
I had the right girl all along and I didn't know it.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
I understand woman, damn!



Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)


Herbert H. Heebert:
Hey, lady!



Movie: Our Feature Presentation(2007)


Helen Weever:
What have I told you about quoting the Godfather at the dinner table?



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


[Laurie, Will and the kids have just survived from Michael]

Will Brennan:
Who was that?


Laurie Strode:
My brother.



Movie: Habit (V)(1997)


Anna:
You're very compulsive.

Sam:
Actually, I'm committing suicide on the installment plan.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Carrie Laughlin:
Did you happen to know that he was in jail?

Brian Kessler:
Yeah, for stealing a car.


Carrie Laughlin:
Oh, really! Is that what he told you? He told her it was for carrying a gun! Brian, it could be for murder for all we know!

Brian Kessler:
Would you stop being so fucking melodramatic!



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
[after a girl flashes him] Please be 18.




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Esto es una receta agradable para la bebida sin un nombre, con la
vodka, licor anaranjado del Cointreau, amarillo chartreuse y
anaranjado. 1 cáscara anaranjada de la torcedura licor anaranjado del
Cointreau de 1/4 onza vodka chartreuse amarilla de 1/8 onza 2 onzas
revuelve con hielo agrietado y la tensión en un cristal enfriado del
coctel. Adorne con una torcedura de la naranja. Sirva en un cristal
del coctel.

Receta de MacLaren F1

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Una receta mouthwatering para MacLaren F1, con el licor del ron del coco de Malibu, del regaliz del Pernod y el vermú del colorete de Dubonnet. vermú del colorete de 1 onza Dubonnet ron del coco de 1 onza Malibu
ingredientes de 1 de la onza del Pernod del regaliz Stir del licor junto en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Servicio en un vidrio de coctel.

Receta aterronada de la cal

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Aquí está una receta sabrosa para la cal aterronada, con la vodka de la cal, el sec triple y la soda 7-Up. sec triple del chapoteo de la vodka 1 de la cal de 1 onza
ingredientes del Stir de la soda de 3 onzas 7-Up junto en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Servicio en un vidrio de coctel.

La bebida sin una receta conocida

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:43:00 +0000
Esto es una receta agradable para la bebida sin un nombre, con la
vodka, licor anaranjado del Cointreau, amarillo chartreuse y
anaranjado. 1 cáscara anaranjada de la torcedura licor anaranjado del
Cointreau de 1/4 onza vodka chartreuse amarilla de 1/8 onza 2 onzas
revuelve con hielo agrietado y la tensión en un cristal enfriado del
coctel. Adorne con una torcedura de la naranja. Sirva en un cristal
del coctel.

El soñar en la receta de Antalya

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:04:00 +0000
Una receta muy agradable para soñar en Antalya, con el ron oscuro de
Bacardi, el ron ligero de Bacardi, el licor del Cointreau, los
limones, el jarabe del grenadine y los cubos anaranjados del hielo. 1
jugo anaranjado de los cubos del hielo del licor del ron 2 de Bacardi
del cl del jarabe 2 del grenadine del tbsp del cl de Bacardi del ron 2
del Cointreau ligero oscuro del cl de los limones del 1/2 se mezcla en
un cristal que se mezcla con los cubos del hielo y vierte en enfriado
...