Movie Quotes:

Movie: Ulee's Gold(1997)


Ulysses Ulee Jackson:
We don't ask outsiders for help.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Clifford Wooley:
I had a... hankerin' to be an actor when I was a young feller when I got out of the Coast Guard, but I... I went to taxidermy school instead... well, I took a correspondence course.




Movie: Y tu mamá también(2001)



Julio Zapata:
Traveling is really cool

Tenoch:
Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Helga:
[to Shane] Are you license to kill?

Shane Wolfe:
...No, why?

Helga:
Too bad. It could have come in handy.



Today's Movie News

UPCOMING MOVIES

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:55:00 GMT
Detroit Free Press - "The Orphanage": Laura (Belén Rueda) purchases her childhood orphanage with dreams of restoring and reopening the long abandoned facility as a place for disabled children. Once there, she discovers that the environment awakens her son's imagination ...

Ousted Philippine president says he'll return to movies but undecided ...

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:56:00 GMT
MSN UK News - Ousted Philippine President Joseph Estrada said Thursday he has decided to return to the movies _ his platform to fame and power _ but would still assess whether to make a political comeback after his ouster and historic corruption conviction ...

UPCOMING MOVIES

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:55:00 GMT
Detroit Free Press - "The Orphanage": Laura (Belén Rueda) purchases her childhood orphanage with dreams of restoring and reopening the long abandoned facility as a place for disabled children. Once there, she discovers that the environment awakens her son's imagination ...

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Vacation(1983)


Ellen Griswold:
I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.

Clark:
Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.

Aunt Edna:
Clark, watch your language!

Clark:
Make that the second biggest.




Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Logan:
Its over Jean... its over.


[Soldiers come up the hill and try to shoot at Jean with the cure]

Logan:
No don't shoot!


[Jean disinegrates the cure that was shot at her and starts to fly. Then she disinegrates the soldiers]

Logan:
NOOOO!



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 5: Kanketsuhen(1988)


Lum:
Even if it takes a lifetime, I'll make you say it.

Ataru:
I'll say it on my deathbed!



Movie: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie(1990)


Wyatt:
Judith says she hasn't moved anything of yours in months. She says if it isn't out by tomorrow it gets junked.

Preston:
Wyatt, you've got to convince her that...


Wyatt:
I can't convince her of anything.

Preston:
What are you talking about? You're my agent!

Wyatt:
Well... not exactly. Preston, your artistic vision just isn't a marketable commodity.

Preston:
Wyatt, I'm broke. I can't live on nothing.

Wyatt:
And I can't live on ten-percent of nothing.

Preston:
[pause] You're a monster.

Wyatt:
I'm an agent. To me, being a monster's just credentials.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Yoyodyne intercom announcement:
The only joy is the joy of duty. Work... work... work.



Latest Movie News

Netflix to Deliver Movies Directly to TV (AP via Yahoo! Finance)

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:51:06 GMT
DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Baduizm recipe

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:27:00 +0000
This is a very pleasant recipe for Baduizm, with Havana Club silver rum, Luxardo limoncello and Nestle condensed milk.

1/2 oz Nestle condensed milk
1/4 oz Luxardo limoncello
3/4 oz Havana Club silver rum

Shake with ice strain into cocktail glass.
Sprinkle with grated chocolate.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Bitches from Hell recipe

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:13:00 +0000
A tasteful recipe for Bitches from Hell, with Jagermeister herbal liqueur, banana liqueur and half-and-half.

1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz banana liqueur
1/2 oz half-and-half

Layer ingredients into a shot glass in order; jagermeister at the bottom, then banana liqueur, followed up with half-and-half.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Penny Priddy:
Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.

Buckaroo Banzai:
Why don't you hold onto it for a while?

Penny Priddy:
Any time.



Movie: Darkness Falls(2003)


Officer Matt Henry:
This thing's gonna kill us isn't it?

Kyle:
Probably.

Officer Matt Henry:
All this over a fuckin' tooth.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


[Calvera has just captured the Seven]

Calvera:
What I don't understand is why a man like you took the job in the first place, hmm? Why, huh?

Chris:
I wonder myself.

Calvera:
No, come on, come on, tell me why.

Vin:
It's like a fellow I once knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, "Why?"


Calvera:
And?

Vin:
He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."



Movie: Uncivil War Birds(1946)


Union Lieutenant:
Forward march, you fools!



[Curly remains]

Union Lieutenant:
What's the matter with you?

Curly:
I'm no fool!

Union Lieutenant:
Forward march, you idiot!

Curly:
[marching] That's different.



Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Barnaby:
For an evil person, I'm really very well organized, don't you think?



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Charlie Kaufman:
Mr. McKee? I'm Charlie Kaufman. You yelled at me this morning.

Robert McKee:
I need more.



Latest Movie News

Barn Burner recipe

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:25:00 +0000
This is a scrumptious recipe for Barn Burner, with Mohawk Extra Sharp ginger brandy, cinnamon schnapps and Tabasco sauce.

1/3 oz Mohawk Extra Sharp ginger brandy
1/3 oz Tabasco sauce
1/3 oz cinnamon schnapps

Mix ingredients together in a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Philippines: Ousted Philippine Leader Says He'll Return To Movies, Undecided On Political Comeback Bid (Sin Chew Jit Poh)

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:08:50 GMT
MANILA, PHILIPPINES: Ousted Philippine President Joseph Estrada said Thursday (3 Jan) he has decided to return to the movies, his original springboard to fame and power, and might consider trying for a political comeback following his historic corruption conviction.