Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Julie Hastings:
If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.




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Receta del albaricoque de Brandied

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:09:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta apetitosa para el albaricoque de Brandied, con
el brandy, el brandy del albaricoque y el jugo del limón. el jugo
fresco del limón del brandy el 1/2 onza del albaricoque del 1/2 onza
brandy de 2 onzas vierte el brandy, el brandy del albaricoque y el
jugo del limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos
del hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en un cristal enfriado del
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Receta del té de Tejas

Mon, 28 May 2007 01:14:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para el té de Tejas, con
tequila, ron, vodka, ginebra, whisky del borbón, sec triple, mezcla
dulce y amarga y Coca-Cola. whisky del borbón de 2 onzas ginebra de 2
onzas ron de 2 onzas mezcla dulce y amarga de 2 onzas tequila 2 onza
sec triple de 2 onzas terraplén de la Coca-Cola de la vodka de 2
onzas una jarra de 1 galón con hielo. Agregue todos los ingredientes
excepto la Coca-Cola. Revuelva, ...

Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



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Receta de Champán Martini

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Aquí está una receta sabrosa para Champán Martini, con licor de la
naranja de Champán y del Cointreau. 1 porción de licor anaranjado
del Cointreau 2 porciones de mezcla y servicio de Champán. Servicio
en un cristal del coctel.

Receta del jengibre de Brandied

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:42:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta deliciosa para el jengibre de Brandied, con el
brandy, el brandy del jengibre, el jugo de cal y el jugo anaranjado.
el brandy del jengibre del jugo anaranjado el 1/2 onza del tsp del
jugo de cal del tsp del brandy 1 de 1 onza 1 vierte todos los
ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del
hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en un cristal del coctel. Adorne con
un pedazo del jengibre preservado. Asperje con el chocolate rallado,
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Receta del satén del borbón

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Aquí está una receta deliciosa para el satén del borbón, con el
brandy, el cacao de de de nata blanco y a medias. 1 brandy del 1/2
onza cacao de de de nata blanco half-and-half de 1 onza 1 onza vierte
el whisky del borbón, cacao de de de nata blanco y a medias en una
coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara
bien, la tensión intochilled el cristal del coctel, y el servicio.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Today's Quotes:

Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



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Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: U Turn(1997)


Bobby:
And a waitress named Flo.



Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)


Chris:
What do you want?

John Pruitt:
I just want to help you.


Daryl:
Don't listen to him, he just wants to scrape our faces off.



Movie: Abby(1974)


Rev. Emmett Williams:
I am black and comely as the curtains of Solomon, o, ye daughter of Jerusalem. Let me kiss thee with the kisses of my mouth, for thy love is better than wine.

Abby Williams:
What makes you call it love?

Rev. Emmett Williams:
Abby...

Abby Williams:
[lapsing into demon voice] I want to know why you call sex "love". It's just an animal lust, isn't it? I'm not your ho'.

Rev. Emmett Williams:
Oh, come on, Abby...


Abby Williams:
Shit, you ain't got enough to satisfy me, you impotent son of a bitch!





Movie: Under My Skin(1950)


Louis Bork:
A wise boy like you should know I'm not kidding when I say I think I'm gonna kill you, Danny, just as sure as you're sitting there pretending you're not scared. I'd do it now like that


[Snapping his fingers]

Louis Bork:
without a thought except I want my money first. I'm funny that way.




Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


[Leopold and Charlie leave the club. Charlie is fuming because Leopold has enthralled Patrice, Charlie's love interest]

Charlie:
And I would have gotten her number if you hadn't turned the evening into a guided tour of the Louvre!

Leopold:
My apologies.

Charlie:
Let's get one thing straight. Patrice, she thought you were cute - probably gay, and cute - and cute, Leo, that's just the kiss of death.

Leopold:
Perhaps.

Charlie:
Perhaps? Certainly!

Leopold:
[produces a napkin] I believe this is her number.



[Charlie takes it from him in disbelief]

Leopold:
As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections, and it's no wonder. You, Charles, are a merry-andrew.

Charlie:
A what?

Leopold:
Everything plays a farce to you. Women respond to sincerity. No-one wants to be romanced by a buffoon. Now, that number rings her.

Charlie:
Yes?

Leopold:
So ring her tomorrow.

Charlie:
I can't. She gave the number to you.

Leopold:
Only because I told her of your affections.


Charlie:
[taken aback] Wha - what did you say?

Leopold:
Merely that you admired her, but you were hesitant to make an overture, as you'd been told she was courting another.

Charlie:
Shit... that's good! Well, what did she say?

Leopold:
She handed me the napkin.


[Charlie rushes under a lit store window to read the napkin, and starts dialing his cell phone]

Leopold:
Charles, it's quite late.

Charlie:
No, no, she won't be home yet. I get her machine and leave a message, ball's in her court.


Leopold:
You're ladling calculation upon comedy. The point is, to keep the ball in *your* court.

Charlie:
[slaps his phone shut] You're right! You're right!



Movie: The Valley of Gwangi(1969)


Professor Bromley:
Don't you see...we must follow the gypsy trail to the forbidden valley because where there is one Eohippus there must be others. At least two, the sire and the mare, possibly more. Just think what you and Miss Breckenridge could do with a dozen Eohippi?



Movie: Oeil pour oeil(2007)


Tony:
Look at them... Who do you think those people are ? They're not ordinary people. If I told you their names...



Movie: C.C. and Company(1970)


Moon:
I mean what the hell is this?

Moon:
I mean I don't gotta do nothin, you gotta do something.



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