Movie Quotations:

Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Tom Ripley:
And that's the irony, Marge. I loved you. You may was well know it, Marge: I loved you. I don't know... maybe it's grotesque of me to say this now, so just write it on a piece of paper or something and put it in your purse for a rainy day. 'Tom loves me.' 'Tom loves me.'



Movie: Take the Lead(2006)


Kurd:
We don't need any more white bread tourists seeing how the other half lives. We don't.

Caitlin:
White bread? Excuse me, do you own a mirror?



Movie: F/X(1986)


Rollie Tyler:
[Rollie gets the drop on Mason after faking his own death] What's the matter? Forgot why you hired me?



Movie: Union Station(1950)


Patrolman:
Nothin's done right unless Tough Willy does it himself.

Lt. William Calhoun:
How long you been working here?

Patrolman:
Four weeks tomorrow, Lieutenant.

Lt. William Calhoun:
You need twenty-five years before you're eligible for a pension...and you won't make it. Not if you ever call me Willy.



Movie: Halloween II(1981)


[after discovering Laurie is Michael's sister]

Sam Loomis:
[to the Marshall] Turn this car around, now!

Marshal:
I can't do that. I have orders.


[draws gun and points it at him]

Sam Loomis:
Well those orders have changed!

Marshal:
Doctor, you're getting yourself into a lot of trouble.

Sam Loomis:
What is it you guys usually do? Fire a warning shot, right?


[Loomis shoots out the window, and the car screeches and turns about]



Movie: The Jacket(2005)


[first lines]

Jack Starks:
[Walking over to Iraqi child who's breathing hard] How's it going little man? You all right?


[Babak pulls out gun. Jack puts his hand up in a stop gesture but Babak shoots Jack in the head. Jack falls to the ground]



Today's Movie News

Golden Globe nods inspire giddy reaction

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:34:00 GMT
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Ring movie set for gala opening (BBC News)

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:04:43 GMT
Stars of new movie Closing the Ring are getting ready for its premiere in Belfast, where much of it was filmed.

Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Octopussy(1983)


Vijay:
Is he still there?

Q:
You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!



Movie: Dakota Incident(1956)


Mark Chester:
What do them savages know about God? What kind of religion does an Indian got?

Sen. Blakely:
Well, among other things, the religion of taking only from the land which is necessary for his survival. The Indian takes his food from the small end of the Horn of Plenty. The white man spills his from the large end and leaves it to rot upon the ground.

Minstrel:
Just like a politician spilling words out of the big end. Senator, your Horn of Plenty is the same at both ends... no small end; none at all.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Roy:
[sniffs] What's the smell? Disinfectant?


[smells his cards]

Roy:
It's the cards. He washed the cards.


[gets up from the table]

Roy:
I'm getting out of here. I can't stand any more.

Oscar Madison:
Wait a minute, Roy. Where are you going?

Roy:
I've been sitting here, breathing cleaning fluid and ammonia for three hours! Nature didn't intend for poker to be played like that.


[leaves]



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Ricky, if you turn on the stereo, how do you control the volume on the television?

Ricky Bobby:
If you have the stereo on, why would you turn up the volume on the TV?

Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Cause I like to party.



Movie: AFI Tribute to George Lucas (TV)(2005)


Carrie Fisher:
Hi, I'm Mrs. Han Solo, and I'm an alcoholic.



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


[Frank and his gang are standing in front of Timmy McBain, after killing the other family members]

Gang member:
What are we going to do with this one, Frank?

Frank:
Now that you've called me by name?



Movie: Dark City(1950)


John Murdoch:
When was the last time you remember doing something during the day?

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
What do you mean?

John Murdoch:
I just mean during the day. Daylight. When was the last time you remember seeing it? And I'm not talking about some distant, half-forgotten childhood memory, I mean like yesterday. Last week. Can you come up with a single memory? You can't, can you? You know something, I don't think the sun even... exists... in this place. 'Cause I've been up for hours, and hours, and hours, and the night never ends here.



Movie: The Magic Christian(1969)


Ginger Horton:
Ah! My Second World War Nazi atrocity book came at last.


[turns to Youngman, dog in her lap, and browses the book]

Ginger Horton:
Do you know what Bitsy and I do? We sit down and imagine all those atrocities being done to sex criminals. - Yes, sex criminals and the like. And that Dr Thorndike!

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[overhearing] What's that, Ginge? Bill Thorndike a sexy criminal?

Ginger Horton:
The man you sent me to. He behaved VERY strangely.



Today's Movie News

Royal Flush #2 recipe

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 18:14:00 +0000
Check out this scrumptious recipe for Royal Flush #2, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps, cranberry juice and pineapple juice.

1 part Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1 part DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps
1 part cranberry juice
1 part pineapple juice

Mix crown and peachtree schnapps together in a shot glass, and add juices.
Mix again, and serve.
Serve in a ...]

Rumple Shock recipe

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:34:00 +0000
A very pleasant recipe for Rumple Shock, with Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur and Aftershock Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps.

1 oz Aftershock Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
1 oz Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur

Pour aftershock into a shot glass.
Add rumple minze, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Bollywood Movie Banned In Uttar Pradesh (Sin Chew Jit Poh)

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:05:55 GMT
The local government of Uttar Pradesh in India has banned Bollywood actress Madhuri Dikshit’s comeback movie Aaja Nachle and asked Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to impose a countrywide clampdown on the movie alleging its title song had “humiliated” the Dalits (India’s untouchables).

'Bee Movie' (starring Jerry Seinfeld) -- 2 1/2 stars

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:37:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - Like a lot of people, Jerry Seinfeld has acknowledged "Rocky and His Friends" and "The Bullwinkle Show" as key early comic influences, as well as proof that you can target animation for kids as well as adults if you keep the jokes coming fast enough ...