Movie Quotations:

Movie: One Rainy Afternoon(1936)


Prosecutor:
In weaving his subtle net, he employed all the insidious devices known to his perfidious profession.



Movie: Xander and Mother Joan(2004)


Joan K.:
It's been said that iguanas carry salmonella. Yeah, really. Now, it's my contention that Xander does not have it because I've been scratched, and you get it sort of like chickens do if you're not clean, you know, if you're handling their feces - which I do! All the time, you know!



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


[Vulcan seethes with jealousy as the Baron escorts his wife, Venus, to the ballroom]

Vulcan:
Come and see the ballroom. Come and see... the ballroom.


[still fuming as they enter]

Vulcan:
NICE, ISN'T IT?



Movie: Used Cars(1980)


[Rudy puts a bumper sticker of himself on a newly-bought car]

Rudy:
You're going to love it, Stan. Trust me.


[the car drives off as the bumper falls off the car]

Rudy:
Ah, shit! There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Conal Cochran:
Enjoy the horror-thon, doctor... and don't forget to watch the big giveaway afterwards.

Daniel Challis:
Why, Cochran, why?

Conal Cochran:
Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know... I do love a good joke and this is the best ever, a joke on the children. But there's a better reason... you don't really know much about Halloween... you thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.


[pauses]


Conal Cochran:
It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting... in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in... to sit by our fires of turf.


[pauses]

Conal Cochran:
Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children.

Daniel Challis:
Sacrifices.

Conal Cochran:
It was part of our world... our craft.

Daniel Challis:
Witchcraft.

Conal Cochran:
To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now... it's time again. In the end... we don't decide these things, you know... the planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, doctor, I'm glad you'll be able to watch it. And... happy Halloween.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!

Ellen Griswold:
Oh - we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.


Aunt Edna:
Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?

Clark:
Clark.

Aunt Edna:
I thought so. Whew! Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?



Movie: On the 2nd Day of Christmas (TV)(1997)


Trish:
Are you hurt?

Bert:
No! How can I be hurt? I just threw my family jewels full force against a freezing metal fence!

Trish:
Oh good, as long as you're not hurt



Movie: Old School(2003)


Waiter:
Love, it's a motherfucker, huh?



Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Daryl Zero:
I did find one other thing of interest, though.

Steve Arlo:
Holy shit, those are the keys. You found the gold Swiss Army knife.

Daryl Zero:
I know.

Steve Arlo:
And this is the safe deposit box key. Where'd you find them?

Daryl Zero:
They were in the sofa, under the cushion.


Steve Arlo:
What?

Daryl Zero:
They were stuck in the couch in his office.

Steve Arlo:
Was he hiding them there? Is that possible?

Daryl Zero:
Not possible. That's where they fell out of his pocket, over a year ago.

Steve Arlo:
So... what do you make of this?

Daryl Zero:
I think that just as I feared, Ms. Sullivan doesn't know a thing about these keys.

Steve Arlo:
Wait--the keys are a coincidence?

Daryl Zero:
Yes.

Steve Arlo:
That's--confusing.


Daryl Zero:
Yep.

Steve Arlo:
Doesn't seem like a good thing.

Daryl Zero:
Sure it is. It's good because the man has been looking for his keys for a *year*. And I've found them.



Movie: Kal Ho Naa Ho(2003)


Rohit Patel:
I want to get married, I want to have children, and...

Kurzon bhai Patel:
[concerned as he predicts his son being gay] Children? Is that possible?

Rohit Patel:
Of course it's possible! Why is it not possible?


[short pause]


Kurzon bhai Patel:
Yeah, that's true. This is America, anything is possible!



Today's Movie News

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Review: Cable, sat TV alternatives OK but a hassle - Boston Globe

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:55:00 GMT
PHILADELPHIA— It's Day One of a weeklong experiment to see if I could live without satellite TV. That means I have to wait a day before I can watch the season ender of " Heroes " to learn whether Hiro Nakamura, trapped in time 16 years ago, can ...

Movies: Utah critics crown 'Dark Knight' - Salt Lake Tribune

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:07:00 GMT
"The Dark Knight," the mega-blockbuster battle between Batman and The Joker, has been named the year's best movie by the Utah Film Critics Association. At its annual meeting last week, the UFCA also gave supporting-actor honors to the late Heath ...

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Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:05:00 GMT
I am addicted to movies, particularly the kind that make me jump, cry and think — and the best make me do all of those things in that order. “ Let the Right One In ,” a Swedish horror film directed by Tomas Alfredson, was a rare gem that ...

Can 3-D Save Horror Movies? - Nymag.com

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:53:00 GMT
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Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Oliver!(1968)


Mr. Jessop:
Two other boys stole Mr. Brownlow's wallet. This child had nothing to do with it!

The Magistrate:
[half-drunk] But sentence has been passed... hasn't it?



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Marcus Burnett:
You forgot your boarding pass.



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Big Joe:
[shouting in the radio] Look, Mulligan! I don't think I'm getting through to you! You're dropping your damn barrage on our position! The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end, and they're dropping here, on our end! No, the Krauts are not here! We're here! Mulligan, your bombs are coming down on our head! I don't know where the Krauts are! Just lift your goddamn barrage! Over!



Movie: Tag(2007)


Flip:
Change? Moving to Mexico is more than a change, it's a new life.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Edmund:
Its been a brilliant journey of self-awakening, now you simply have to ask yourself this... What is happiness to you David?




Movie: S.F.W.(1994)


Cliff Spab:
I'd like to live forever... but only for a little while.



Movie: Madame Racketeer(1932)


Elmer Hicks:
Martha, you're a shark - in sheep's clothing!



Movie: A Taste of Better Days(2003)


Max:
Walnuts! Why do they always make them with walnuts?



Today's Movie News

Showdown: Courteney Cox Pal Jennifer Aniston Versus Brad Pitt at the ... - National Ledger

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:11:00 GMT
Jennifer Aniston graciously told Oprah Winfrey she hopes that come Christmas Day, when Aniston's Marley & Me and Pitt's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button hit theaters, there will ...

Recalling when the news of the day came with buttery popcorn - Baltimore Sun

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:33:00 GMT
R aymond Fielding chronicled the last great convulsion between old and new media a half-century ago. It ended in the only modern extinction of a major type of news media. He does ...

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An appreciation of some underrated movies - Reuters Canada

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:01:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - It's that time of year: Film critics are making their lists and checking them twice, ignoring most of the movies they consider "naughty" while ...

Holiday movies focus on the power of transformation - Shreveport Times

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:56:00 GMT
The Grinch gets a raw deal. So does Scrooge. Here we have two of the best characters in all of the holiday stories who make remarkable transformations. "It was always said of him ...

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Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Latest Movie News

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Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:38:00 GMT
The chief of Saudi Arabia's powerful religious police said some movies may be acceptable in the kingdom, despite a three-decade ban on cinemas, local press reported on Sunday ...

Confessions of a Comic Book Guy--Ghosts of Christmas Comics Past and ... - ICV2

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:20:00 GMT
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A Family Alternative To 'Movies And Chinese Food' - The Bulletin

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:23:00 GMT
No doubt about it — Dec. 25 can be a long and lonely day for Jews. But there is actually a wonderfully satisfying alternative to the typical movie and Chinese restaurant dinner ...

Holiday movies focus on the power of transformation - Shreveport Times

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:56:00 GMT
The Grinch gets a raw deal. So does Scrooge. Here we have two of the best characters in all of the holiday stories who make remarkable transformations. "It was always said of him ...