Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


[while at dinner, JJ has been quoting Boheme to Kate. As Leopold leaves, he decides to correct JJ's errors]

Leopold:
By the way. There is no "Andre" in Boheme. It's Rodolfo. And though it is performed in France, it is played in French just as it is written in Italian. Goodnight, Kate.


[He leaves. Charlie grins at JJ and Kate and then follows]



Movie: UHF(1989)


[George and Teri make up]

Teri:
Hello, stranger.

George Newman:
Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.

Teri:
Whatever gave you that idea?

George Newman:
Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Castor Troy:
If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Harry Grimbridge:
They're coming... They're coming!




Movie: Dai-Rantô Smash Brothers Deluxe (VG)(2001)


DK Rap Performance:
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well he's finally back to kick some tail. DK, Donkey Kong DK, Donkey Kong is here



Latest Movie News

Sony to offer movies on AT&T phones (The State)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:42:25 GMT
Sony Pictures Television says it will become the first Hollywood studio to offer full-length movies by cellphone. The unit of Japanese electronics maker Sony Corp. says it will offer a range of popular titles on special AT&T Inc. phones in May. The movies, such as "Bugsy," "Ghostbusters" and "Karate Kid," will be among those that have made their theatrical and DVD runs and have been broadcast on ...

Sony Launches Full-Length Mobile TV Movies (NewsFactor via Yahoo! News)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:20:12 GMT
Sony Pictures is gearing up for full-length movies on AT&T mobile phones. The movie giant on Monday launched PIX, a domestic network for mobile phones that will let viewers watch selections from the studio's library.

Sony Launches Full-Length Mobile TV Movies (Wireless Newsfactor)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:36:07 GMT
Sony Pictures is gearing up for full-length movies on AT&T mobile phones. The movie giant on Monday launched PIX, a domestic network for mobile phones that will let viewers watch selections from the studio's library. Offering films from Columbia Pictures, Tri-Star, ScreenGems and Sony Pictures Classics, the new service will include a catalog of movies across all genres. The films will be ...

Sony to Offer Movies on AT&T Phones (AP via Yahoo! Finance)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:36:49 GMT
Sony Pictures Television says it will become the first Hollywood studio to offer full-length movies by cellphone. The unit of Japanese electronics maker Sony Corp. says it will offer a range of popular titles on special AT&T Inc. phones in May.

Receta del diplomata

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:21:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta gran receta para el diplomata, con el vermú
seco, el vermú dulce, el licor del maraschino, el bitters, el limón
y la cereza. 1 bitters dulce seco de las rociadas del licor 2 del
maraschino del tsp del limón el 1/2 de la rebanada del vermú el 1/2
de la cereza el 1/2 onza del vermú 1 del 1/2 onza revuelve todos los
ingredientes (excepto el limón y la cereza) con hielo y la tensión
en un cristal del coctel. Agregue la rebanada del limón, tapa con la
cereza, ...

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Tales of Legendia (VG)(2005)


[this victory can be seen if Senel, Will, Chloe and Moses are in the party and defeat all the enemies]

Moses Sandor:
Victory dance, c'mon!

Senel Coolidge, Will Raynard, Chloe Valens:
Shut up, Moses!




Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Maj. Amos Dundee:
Lieutenant Brannin didn't trust Riago, right Ryan?

Tim Ryan:
Yes, sir.

Maj. Amos Dundee:
I'm afraid I go along with that, Sam.

Samuel Potts:
Well, you go along with Lieutenant Brannin. But you'll have to go along without me.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Joe Young:
Ben, use your hamster style!



Movie: C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud(1989)


Graves:
(off the Barber Chud walking waywardly down the street) What the hell is that?

Colonel Masters:
Only the God damndest, ugliest barber I've ever seen.



Movie: Valentino Returns(1989)


Sonny Gibbs:
[when he learns that Sylvia's father, a chicken farmer, does not approve of her going out with his son Wayne] Well, I've come up against a few chicken farmers in my time. You've just gotta outrun the buckshot and deny everything!



Movie: Back to School(1986)


Derek:
[at the diving competition] You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver.



[blows an air horn just as a diver is going into his dive]



Movie: One-Eyed Jacks(1961)



Bob:
[referring to Rio's busted gun hand] It's been six weeks. That hand ain't gettin' no better. I say we lay for Longworth with shotguns and then go rob that bank.

Rio:
Ambushin' folks ain't exactly my style, Bob.

Bob:
I'd say your style's gettin' a bit slow. We brought you along because you're supposed to be the big man with the iron; but now, I think I could even out pull you.

Rio:
[Putting his hand on his gun butt] You're probably right, Bob. You probably could get six into me by the time I get that one into you.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Reuben:
Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it.

Danny:
That was our pleasure.

Rusty:
I'd never been to Belize.



Today's Movie News

Receta del refrigerador del ron de la fruta cítrica

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:26:00 +0000
Esto es una receta agradable para el refrigerador del ron de la fruta
cítrica, con ron spiced del ron, del coco de Malibu, jugo anaranjado,
jugo del limón, jugo de cal, azúcar y la soda 7-Up. 1 ron del coco
del 1/2 onza Malibu 1 ron condimentado onza del 1/2 jugo del limón de
1 onza azúcar 2 del tsp del jugo de cal de 1 onza el 1/2 - 4 la soda
de la onza 7-Up jugo anaranjado de 2 onzas agrega el ron spiced,
Malibu ...

Receta del coctel del pato

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:26:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el coctel del pato, con el whisky
del centeno, la cerveza inglesa del jengibre y agua. ingredientes de 1
del 1/2 onza del centeno del whisky del jengibre de la cerveza inglesa
mezcla del agua a probar en un cristal del highball. Servicio en un
cristal del coctel.

Receta de Martini de la avellana

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:26:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para la avellana Martini, con Ketel licor
una vodka y avellana de Frangelico. ingredientes de 1 de la onza Ketel
uno de la vodka el 1/2 onza Frangelico de la avellana cosechadora del
licor con hielo en un cristal que se mezcla. Filtre en un cristal
enfriado del coctel, y servicio. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Receta de la Dianne-En-$$$-Torre

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:12:00 +0000
Una receta muy agradable para la Dianne-En-$$$-Torre, con ron ligero,
whisky del borbón, cacao de de de nata oscuro y brandy de la cereza.
1 whisky oscuro del borbón del cacao de de de nata del tsp del brandy
1 de la cereza del tsp el 1/2 onza ron ligero de 2 onzas en un medio
lleno de cristal que se mezcla con los cubos del hielo, combina todos
los ingredientes. Revuelva bien. Filtre en un cristal del coctel.
Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Receta de Martini de la avellana

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:26:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para la avellana Martini, con Ketel licor
una vodka y avellana de Frangelico. ingredientes de 1 de la onza Ketel
uno de la vodka el 1/2 onza Frangelico de la avellana cosechadora del
licor con hielo en un cristal que se mezcla. Filtre en un cristal
enfriado del coctel, y servicio. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: The Old Fashioned Way(1934)


The Great McGonigle:
[after Baby Albert has splashed soup over him] I don't know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!

Cleopatra Pepperday:
[after Baby Albert throws McGonigles watch into a bowl of molasses] Oh, Albert! Look what you've done to Mr. McGonigle's watch! Oh...


[the watch is shown sinking]


Cleopatra Pepperday:
Oh, I'm so sorry... Oh, Mr. McGonigle!

The Great McGonigle:
It's all right.

Cleopatra Pepperday:
He has such an impulsive nature.

The Great McGonigle:
Yeah, just like my own. Don't apo;ogize. It's all right. It's just a little child... it's just a little child.

Cleopatra Pepperday:
Oh, he does the cutest things!

The Great McGonigle:
That he does!

Cleopatra Pepperday:
You should see him when no one's around.

The Great McGonigle:
Oh, I'd like to catch him sometime when...



[Correcting himself]

The Great McGonigle:
Uh, SEE him sometime when no one's around.

Cleopatra Pepperday:
Oh, Albert, why did you do that?

The Great McGonigle:
[Mumbling to himself] Bet the minute hand won't be a bit of use after this!

Cleopatra Pepperday:
Mr. McGonigle, I hope he hasn't hurt your watch.

The Great McGonigle:
[Sarcastically] Oh, no, how could you hurt a watch by dipping it in molasses?


Cleopatra Pepperday:
Oh, he's never done that before.


[She titters]

The Great McGonigle:
Well, I hope he doesn't do it again - not with this watch.



Movie: About Last Night...(1986)


Mr. Favio:
You know what you are, Martin? You're a 14-carat fuck-up, that's what you are.


Danny:
Something wrong?

Mr. Favio:
Goddamn smartmouth. Jesus, you got a mouth! You think people like that mouth? You think customers like it? Mr Big Shot. How come you didn't cut off that dump on canal street?

Danny:
The Swallow?

Mr. Favio:
Awww, I say dump and he immediately connects with the Swallow! You know what a swallow is?

Danny:
Oh let me guess, it's a bird?

Mr. Favio:
Yeah it's a bird, a loser bird, a dodo!



Movie: Mad Max 2(1981)


The Gyro Captain:
No! It's *my* snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat.



Movie: Hackers(1995)


Mrs. Murphy:
What did you learn in school today?

Dade Murphy:
Revenge.



Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)


Soul Station Manager:
Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?


Leon Phelps:
Yeah, that's "da butt."



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[Reading a tactical display]

Guy Fleegman:
Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.

Jason Nesmith:
What?

Guy Fleegman:
Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy.



Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle(1949)


Ma Kettle:
[she and Pa are watching themselves on the news, and they're showing more children than just their 15] Turn that thing off before our family gets any bigger!




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Anna Valerious:
Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?

Van Helsing:
It's a bit of both, I think.



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)



Tracy:
Why do you persist in rescuing me, Mr. Bond?

James Bond:
It's becoming quite a habit, isn't it, Contessa Teresa?

Tracy:
Teresa was a Saint; I'm known as Tracy.

James Bond:
Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on 5.

Tracy:
People who want to stay *alive* play it safe.

James Bond:
Please, stay alive! At least for tonight.



Movie: Taegukgi hwinalrimyeo(2004)


Jin-tae:
Look at me. Trust me.



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


[Draco proposes that Bond marries his daughter]

James Bond:
I find her fascinating. But, she needs a psychiatrist, not me.

Draco:
[abruptly] What she needs is a man... to *dominate* her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!



Today's Movie News

Movies coming out this week (New York Daily News)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:07:25 GMT
A single mother hires a Taiwanese student to watch her son, who is constantly followed by a mysterious red balloon in "The Flight of the Red Balloon," one of the new movies opening this week.

Sony to offer movies on AT&T phones (The State)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:41:10 GMT
Sony Pictures Television says it will become the first Hollywood studio to offer full-length movies by cellphone. The unit of Japanese electronics maker Sony Corp. says it will offer a range of popular titles on special AT&T Inc. phones in May. The movies, such as "Bugsy," "Ghostbusters" and "Karate Kid," will be among those that have made their theatrical and DVD runs and have been broadcast on ...

Sony to Offer Movies on AT&T Phones (Addict 3D)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:43:19 GMT
Sony Pictures Television says it will become the first Hollywood studio to offer full-length movies by cellphone. The unit of Japanese electronics maker Sony Corp. says it will offer a range of popular titles on special AT&T Inc.

Waukegan teen has roles in 2 movies (Lake County News Sun)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:00:44 GMT
It's been a busy year for 13-year-old Ulises Acosta of Waukegan. The young actor and seventh-grader at Abbott Middle School has speaking roles in two movies recently shot in Chicago. "It was so much fun," Acosta said. Acosta's first movie, "Chicago Overcoat," will be released this summer while "Humboldt Park," is set for November.