Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Skipper the Penguin:
You, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch?


Marty the Zebra:
I sprechen.

Skipper the Penguin:
What continent is this?

Marty the Zebra:
Manhattan.

Skipper the Penguin:
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Valo:
What the fuck is wrong with all my friends?




Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Luc:
You're discharged... sarge.



Movie: Half a Sixpence(1967)


[Kipps has received a letter from Ann]

Pearce:
Who's that from? As if we didn't know!

Flo:
Does that girl ever run out of ink?

Kipps:
No, she never lets me down!



Movie: Talvisota(1989)


Jussi Kantola:
They ordered us to drive the Russians away from our positions. I'm going to the headquarters to ask them: with what men?



Movie: Malcolm X(1992)


Elijah Muhammad:
You will be in the public eye. Beware of them cameras. Oh, them cameras are bad as any narcotic.



Movie: Major League(1989)


Harry Doyle:
Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rudy:
[toasting] To girls with big tits!



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 5: Kanketsuhen(1988)


Cherry:
'Tis a bad omen.



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


Policeman:
I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.

The Inspector:
[Flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.



Latest Movie News

‘Movies Under the Stars’ debuts today (Southwest Daily News)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:26:47 GMT
Grab a blanket, pack a snack and load up the kids for a family night as the Calcasieu Parish Police Jury presents "Movies under the Stars," at the newly expanded Prien Lake Park, 3700 West Prien Lake Road, Lake Charles. The series will be presented three Fridays in April, with the first film presentation beginning this Friday evening at 7:00 pm. The event is free to the public.

Enjoy free family movies under the stars (The Florida Times-Union)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:13:08 GMT
The animated adventures of four escaped zoo animals will kick off a weekly series of movies under the stars in downtown Jacksonville.

One-Stop Shop For Streaming Movies, TV Online (Hartford Courant)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:01:01 GMT
Unlike network sites and video-sharing sites like YouTube, Hulu lets viewers stream full TV episodes, full-length movies and clips from various networks and film studios all in one place.

Quotes:

Movie: Babylon 5: The River of Souls (TV)(1998)


Captain Elizabeth Lochley:
How do you know they weren't lying?

Soul Hunter:
HOW do we know?


[lights flicker, Soul Hunter reveals a globe with some screaming figures]


Soul Hunter:
We know!



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


[Ace is standing in front of Lois who's in her underwear]

Ace Ventura:
My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen!


[turns Lois around to reveal a bulge in her nether regions]

Ace Ventura:
*That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!



[all the men in the vicinity start throwing up because Einhorn has kissed them]



Movie: Ultrachrist!(2003)


Jesus/Ultrachrist!:
The crucifix is the symbol of Christianity? I HATED the crucifix! OUCH!



Movie: xXx(2002)


Toby Lee Shavers:
Knocked over a few Seven Elevens, have we?



Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)


Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off.



Movie: Kaante(2002)


Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Who killed him


[Baali]

Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
?

Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
I did... he was going to kill the cop...

Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
So you killed Baali instead?

Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
But how could we let him kill a cop?

Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Why couldn't we let him this bastard? I'll show you how you kill a cop... Watch



[Kills MacQuarrie]



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Ellie Grimbridge:
I feel like a goldfish.

Daniel Challis:
Company town.



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
I am not very good with people.




Movie: Kaikki pelissä(1994)


Cinematographer Timo Korpi:
I'm not the first artist whose emotional life is undeveloped.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Bill:
Everything you see belongs to me, to one degree or another. The beggars and newsboys and quick thieves here in Paradise, the sailor dives and gin mills and blind tigers on the waterfront, the anglers and amusers, the she-hes and the Chinks. Everybody owes, everybody pays. Because that's how you stand up against the rising of the tide.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Marcus Burnett:
[to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the fuck out.



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Pelikán József, gátõr:
[upon seeing his newly built house] Comrade Virág! No doors? No windows?



Latest Movie News

Keith Richards: 'I Know My Movies' (Entertainment Weekly)

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:06:08 GMT
KEITH RICHARDS ON SHINE A LIGHT ''It was sort of seamless. I wasn't aware of 'Oh my God, I'm shooting a movie.' My first talk with Martin Scorsese] was about that''

Tiny projectors show movies on walls (The Springfield News-Leader)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:12:04 GMT
Las Vegas -- Recognizing that it's not much fun to watch movies on a tiny cell phone, a number of companies are racing to develop gadgets that project what's playing on the small screen onto walls, tablecloths and other handy surfaces.

Aquí está una receta muy agradable para el robo…

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:53:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta muy agradable para el robo seco Roy, con el
whisky escocés, el vermú seco y el limón. 1 whisky escocés seco de
la cáscara 2 el 1/2 onza del limón de la torcedura del vermú 1 del
tsp del 1/2 en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con los cubos
del hielo, combina el escocés y el vermú. Revuelva bien. Filtre en
un cristal del coctel. Adorne con la torcedura del limón. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Felix Flanken:
So, you recognize this vile, vile vial, eh?



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Fenster:
I don't know anything about no fuckin? truck.

Cop:
Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.

Fenster:
Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?



Movie: Babí léto(2001)


Eda:
Old age is sad. One should die young.

Frantisek Hána:
We missed our chance. We gotta stick it out now.



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


Consuella:
[to Zed] I have hunted you so long, I have become you.




Movie: Open Season(2006)


Boog:
We've been walking around in circles?


Elliot:
Cir-cle. One time around.



Movie: Oblivion(1994)


Doc Valentine:
I want booze! Now!



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


Baron Munchausen:
And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend.



Movie: Back from the Front(1943)


Curly:
[the Stooges are leaning over the railing of the ship] Hi, fellas! Oh, where'd you get the suntan?

Moe:
Ooh, I'm seasick ...

Curly:
It's only mind over matter! That's all! Here, Moe, have some of my raw liver!


[Moe holds his mouth and runs away]

Curly:
What's wrong with him? Hey Larry, share my raw liver, it's delicious!



[Larry runs away covering his mouth]

Curly:
What's the matter with you guys? Ya can't take it!


[laughs, takes a bite of his raw liver. Suddenly realizes where he is, turns around and collapses, leaning over the railing of the ship]



Today's Movie News

Receta llameante de Layrnx

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:17:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta distintiva para Layrnx llameante, con el
whisky, el jugo de arándano y el jugo del clamato. el jugo del
clamato del whisky el 1/2 onza de 1 onza jugo de arándano de 3 onzas
revuelve los ingredientes juntos en un cristal del highball llenado de
los cubos del hielo, y de servicio. Servicio en un cristal de
Highball.

Cell phone movies to get bigger (The Post and Courier)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:45:29 GMT
LAS VEGAS — Recognizing that it's not much fun to watch movies on a tiny wireless phone, a number of companies are racing to develop gadgets that project what's playing on the small screen onto walls, table cloths and other handy surfaces.

Mat-Su Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:04:10 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

For Film Fest fans, so many movies, so little time (The Capital Times)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:18:12 GMT
Amy Johnson is a film festival junkie with tickets to 16 shows over four days. "I like movies," Johnson shrugged, standing in the Orpheum Theatre on Thursday night for the opening of the Wisconsin Film Festival, where she was buying a festival sweatshirt. She opened her day planner, which was jam-packed with movie titles, times and venues. "She has a great deal of stamina for this type of ...

One-Stop Shop For Streaming Movies, TV Online (Hartford Courant)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:01:01 GMT
Unlike network sites and video-sharing sites like YouTube, Hulu lets viewers stream full TV episodes, full-length movies and clips from various networks and film studios all in one place.