Check out these Famous Quotations:

Michel Eyquem de Montaigne


I speak the truth not so much as I would, but as much as I dare, and I dare a little more as I grow older.

Norman Augustine


If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

Thomas Jefferson


The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.

Russell Long


Tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.'

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts


If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: X2(2003)


[Deathstrike extends her claws]


Wolverine:
Holy shit.



Movie: Dad's Army(1971)


Mavis Pike:
Frank, where have you been, you know your tea's been in the oven for over an hour. You're to come home at once.

Pvt. Frank Pike:
I can't come home now mum, we're learning how to be soldiers.

Mavis Pike:
Well you'll just have to learn how to be soldiers some other time.





Movie: Daffy Doodles(1946)


Daffy Duck:
[saves Porky from falling] Very sporting of the little black duck.



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


Terry Silver:
Look at this. Ten years ago, nuclear was the preferred waste. You could dump it anywhere! Now everybody's a detective. I'm lucky if I make one deal a YEAR without being indicted!





Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Claire:
You're going to love this war...

Russell Price:
Hmmm.

Claire:
Good guys, bad guys and cheap shrimp.







Movie: Earthquake(1974)


Stewart Graff:
Sweet Christ...



Today's Movie News

Nude Ell Cocktail recipe

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:09:00 +0000
Here is a delightful recipe for Nude Ell Cocktail, with Bombay Sapphire gin, cognac, Dubonnet French vermouth and Chartreuse herbal liqueur.

1/2 oz Bombay Sapphire gin
1/2 oz Chartreuse herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Dubonnet French vermouth
1/2 oz cognac

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake and strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in ...]

Old Etonian recipe

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:23:00 +0000
A tasty recipe for Old Etonian, with gin, Lillet Blanc wine, orange bitters and creme de noyaux.

1 dash creme de noyaux
1 dash orange bitters
1/2 oz Lillet Blanc wine
1/2 oz gin

Pour the gin, Lillet, orange bitters and creme de noyaux into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes.
Stir well, and strain into a cocktail glass.
Garnish ...]

Nineteenth Hole recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:15:00 +0000
Here is a heavenly recipe for Nineteenth Hole, with gin, dry vermouth, sweet vermouth and bitters.

1 1/2 oz gin
1 dash bitters
1 oz dry vermouth
1 tsp sweet vermouth

Stir the gin, dry vermouth, sweet vermouth and bitters with cracked ice in a mixing glass.
Strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with an olive, and serve.
Serve in a ...]

Orange Fizz recipe

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:56:00 +0000
This is a great recipe for Orange Fizz, with gin, lemon juice, triple sec, simple syrup, orange bitters, orange juice and soda water.

1 1/2 tsp simple syrup
1 splash orange juice
2 dashes orange bitters
2 oz gin
2 tbsp lemon juice
2 tsp triple sec
3 - 5 oz soda water

Add the gin, lemon juice, triple sec, simple syrup ...]

The holidays à la Duquette

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:59:00 GMT
Daily Pilot - As a young man, he made costumes and sets for Fred Astaire movies; in the '80s he made jewelry for Tom Ford at Gucci. He was always of his time and very modern. At the L.A. store Downtown, Duquette-inspired Christmas windows feature red pipe cleaners ...

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[repeated Line]

Dr. Emmett Brown:
Great Scott!





Movie: Abraham Lincoln(1930)


Abraham Lincoln:
You know, I feel like little Jimmy Watkins. He got a hunk of gingerbread the other day and said, 'I guess there's nobody loves gingerbread like I does and gets so little of it.'

Ann Rutledge:
Oh, Abe.

Abraham Lincoln:
Ann, will you... will you marry me? I mean, of course, when I get out of debt and can support you?

Ann Rutledge:
Well, you know, Abe, I've intended to for a long while. That is, of course, if you ask me.

Abraham Lincoln:
You... you mean...?

Ann Rutledge:
Yes, Abe... you've got your gingerbread.





Movie: The Tangerine Bear(2000)


Tangie:
I want to get sold and find a family that I can be a part of.







Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Susan Orlean:
I suppose I do have one unembarrassed passion. I want to know how it feels to care about something passionately.





Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn:
We'll create a distraction! Does anyone have a banjo and an inflatable turkey?



Today's Movie News

Morning Cocktail recipe

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:17:00 +0000
Here is a delectable recipe for Morning Cocktail, with brandy, dry vermouth, triple sec, maraschino liqueur, anisette and orange bitters.

1 oz brandy
1 oz dry vermouth
1/4 tsp anisette
1/4 tsp maraschino liqueur
1/4 tsp triple sec
2 dashes orange bitters

Pour the brandy, dry vermouth, triple sec, maraschino, anisette and orange bitters into a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ...]

Copyright on movies made in 1953 no longer in force (Asahi.com)

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:07:58 GMT
Fans of classic movies produced in 1953 may soon be able to stock up on cheap DVD versions courtesy of a Supreme Court ruling Tuesday. The Third Petty Bench of the Supreme Court ruled that the copyright of movies produced in 1953 has expired because 50 years have passed.

Peter Jackson And New Line Cinema Reconcile For Hobbit Movies (INO News)

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:03:24 GMT
(RTTNews) - After over a year of contentious relations, Oscar-winning director Peter Jackson and Time Warner's (TWX) New Line Cinema have reached an agreement to produce two more movies based on J.R.R. Tolkien's writings.

Morning Cocktail recipe

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:17:00 +0000
Here is a delectable recipe for Morning Cocktail, with brandy, dry vermouth, triple sec, maraschino liqueur, anisette and orange bitters.

1 oz brandy
1 oz dry vermouth
1/4 tsp anisette
1/4 tsp maraschino liqueur
1/4 tsp triple sec
2 dashes orange bitters

Pour the brandy, dry vermouth, triple sec, maraschino, anisette and orange bitters into a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ...]

Lord of the Rings director will make Hobbit movies (Independent Online)

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:08:00 GMT
After months of bitter legal wrangling, Peter Jackson, New Line Cinema and MGM Studios have agreed to make two movies based on the book The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien.

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Dave the Lighting Guy:
Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?


Joe Young:
Oh yeah, the greek mythology.

Dave the Lighting Guy:
Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!





Movie: The Unbearable Whiteness of Dean(1995)


Dean Patterson:
I'm large and in charge! Now, anybody else want a slice of this?





Movie: Onegin(1999)


Evgeny Onegin:
If you but knew the flames that burn in me which I attempt to beat down with my reason.



Movie: Utah Blaine(1957)


[first lines]



[a lynching party prepares to hang Joe Neal]

Lud Fuller:
This is far enough. Easy now. If it falls off, it'll be all over. A broken neck ain't gonna get you out of this fast, Neal. Hurry it up, Bud. It'll be light soon. It's a long way back.

Joe Neal:
You'll get yours, Lud. You'll get what's comin' to ya!

Lud Fuller:
Ain't nothin' comin' to me, Joe, except a large hunk of the 46-Connected. Have a nice trip, Joe.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Zelos Wilder:
Now, now my hunnies...



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
How'd you get on?

Barnes Wallace:
It's hopeless.

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
What happened?

Barnes Wallace:
Nothing. I walked up and down Whitehall. In and out of offices. Up and down stairs. Sat outside rooms. I felt like a peddlar trying to sell clockwork toys.

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
I wish there was something I could do.

Barnes Wallace:
There is, Mutt.

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
What?

Barnes Wallace:
Let's take the whole thing straight to Bomber Command.


Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
Harris?

Barnes Wallace:
Yes! You're one of the few men that really know him. If he sees the films and gets interested... Well, it'll only need one word from him.


[sees Mutt shaking his head]

Barnes Wallace:
Why not?

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
Well, there's a bit of a snag there. See, he gets so innundated with fantastic inventions...

Barnes Wallace:
Oh, that's ridiculous! Everything he's using had to have been invented. Look, if you tell him that it's worthwhile he'll listen to you, won't he?

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
I'll do what I can... But don't blame me if he throws us both out of the window.





Today's Movie News

Mozart Cocktail recipe

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:52:00 +0000
This is a great recipe for Mozart Cocktail, with anejo rum, sweet vermouth, triple sec and orange bitters.

1 1/2 oz anejo rum
1 tsp triple sec
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
2 dashes orange bitters

Pour the anejo rum, sweet vermouth, triple sec and orange bitters into a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ice.
Stir well.
Strain into a cocktail glass, ...]

Home For The Holidays

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:23:00 GMT
San Francisco Gate - Then she goes out to the movies with her Jewish friends, has some Chinese food and perhaps meets some pals at a bar for a Christmas toast. "I think there's a real human need for rituals and traditions, and I think we've really gotten away from that in ...

Movie Quotes:

Movie: One Last Thing...(2005)


Dylan Jameison:
I love when you smile.



[Nikki kisses Dylan on the lips]

Dylan Jameison:
If this is a dream - I don't ever wanna wake up.


[Nikki pinches Dylan]

Dylan Jameison:
Ow.

Nikki Sinclaire:
Guess it's real.


[Dylan kisses Nikki]


Nikki Sinclaire:
[giggles] Easy. We've got all night.

Dylan Jameison:
You better pinch me again.


[Dylan and Nikki begin making out]



Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)


Winifred Ames:
So when we touch down tomorrow, Big Bird is going to meet Schumann at the airport, huh?


Stanley Motss:
Big mistake, big mistake. You gotta bring them in by stages. Big mistake to reveal Schumann before the election.

Winifred Ames:
How so?

Stanley Motss:
Sweetheart, Schumann is the shark. Okay? Schumann is Jaws, you know? You have to tease them. You gotta tease them. You don't put Jaws in the first real of the movie. It's the contract, sweetheart. The contract of the election, whether they know it or not, is "Vote for me Tuesday, Wednesday I'll produce Schumann." See, that's what they're paying their seven bucks for.









Movie: Adams æbler(2005)


Dr. Kolberg:
Adam, this makes no sense at all. I am a man of science, I believe in numbers and charts. Goddamnit, I wanna go some place, where people die when they are sick, and don't sit in the yard eating cowboy toast when they have been shot through the head.





Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Raine Sage:
[Sometimes at the end of a battle, if they're both in the party] What was that enemy's name?


Colette Brunel:
I like Poochie!

Raine Sage:
No, dear, I meant the species.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
[Johnny Knoxville hands his fake grandson a flask] Don't hog it all you little prick...



Latest Movie News

Wookie recipe

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:02:00 +0000
Check out this enjoyable recipe for Wookie, with peach schnapps, amaretto almond liqueur and heavy cream.

1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz peach schnapps
1 tbsp heavy cream

Mix schnapps and amaretto in a shot glass.
Float cream on top, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Newbury Cocktail recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:06:00 +0000
Here is a tasteful recipe for Newbury Cocktail, with gin, sweet vermouth and triple sec.

1 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz triple sec
3 oz gin

Pour the gin, sweet vermouth and triple sec into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice.
Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with a twist of lemon, and serve.
Serve in ...]

Give me Famous Quotations now!

Albert Einstein


The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"


The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Matt Groening


Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.

Mahatma Gandhi


I want freedom for the full expression on my personality.

Unknown


Through the doors of perception Down the corridors of uncertainty Into the room of self doubt Opens the window of opportunity.

Andrew Schneider


Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference of civilization you can really experience things like,...silence. Silence and darkness in its purity. Right now, right outside my window all I can see is a black void. Endless darkness. It's totally exhilarating, and I feel very lucky to be here. Very, very lucky.

Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness


We live as we dream - alone.

William Thayer Shedd


Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes no position will not sway the human intellect.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca


An action will not be right unless the will be right for from thence is the action derived. Again, the will will not be right unless the disposition of the mind be right for from thence comes the will.

Josiah Gilbert Holland


Let this be understood, then, at starting; that the patient conquest of difficulties which rise in the regular and legitimate channels of business and enterprise is not only essential in securing the success which you seek but it is essential to that preparation of your mind, requisite for the enjoyment of your successes, and for retaining them when gained. So, day by day, and week by week; so month after month, and year after year, work on, and in that progress gain in strength and symmetry, and nerve and knowledge, that when success, patiently and bravely worked for, shall come, it may find you prepared to receive it and keep it.

Henry Bromel


History is powerful stuff. One day your world is fine. The next day it's knocked for a metaphysical loop. Was Napoleon really at Waterloo Would that change what I had for breakfast

James Joyce


A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Today's Movie News

Pamela Smart Maintains Innocence in Prison

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:56:00 GMT
ABC News - The salacious details of the affair ignited a media frenzy, which included television movies and feature films, most famously Gus van Sant's "To Die For," starring Nicole Kidman. A jury ultimately found Smart guilty and she was sentenced to life ...

Heart Throb recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:46:00 +0000
Check out this distinctive recipe for Heart Throb, with Kahlua coffee liqueur, whipping cream and dark rum.

1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
3/4 oz dark rum
3/4 oz whipping cream

Make pousse-cafe in a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Newbury Cocktail recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:06:00 +0000
Here is a tasteful recipe for Newbury Cocktail, with gin, sweet vermouth and triple sec.

1 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz triple sec
3 oz gin

Pour the gin, sweet vermouth and triple sec into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice.
Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with a twist of lemon, and serve.
Serve in ...]

Zool recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:03:00 +0000
A divine recipe for Zool, with peach schnapps, Absolut vodka and amaretto almond liqueur.

1 oz Absolut vodka
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz peach schnapps

Pour peach schnapps into a shot glass, and add vodka.
Add amaretto until vodka turns to a light brown, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Mofo Cocktail recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:36:00 +0000
This is a appetizing recipe for Mofo Cocktail, with vodka, cranberry juice, peach schnapps and milk.

1 1/2 oz milk
1/4 oz cranberry juice
1/4 oz peach schnapps
1/4 oz vodka

Layer ingredients in a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.