Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.


Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Today's Movie News

Jager Monster Shot recipe

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:13:00 +0000
This is a mouthwatering recipe for Jager Monster Shot, with Jagermeister herbal liqueur, orange juice and grenadine syrup.

1 1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1 oz orange juice
1 splash grenadine syrup

Shake all ingredients with ice in a shaker, strain into a shot glass and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Midgetini recipe

Sat, 05 May 2007 13:09:00 +0000
Here is a tempting recipe for Midgetini, with gin, Midori melon liqueur, iced tea and sweet and sour mix.

1 splash iced tea
1 splash sweet and sour mix
2 oz gin
3 oz Midori melon liqueur

Shake ingredients together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Strain into a large cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Drop the Hammer on the Turkey recipe

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:13:00 +0000
This is a luscious recipe for Drop the Hammer on the Turkey, with Wild Turkey 101 bourbon whiskey, 151 proof rum and grenadine syrup.

1 oz 151 proof rum
1 oz Wild Turkey 101 bourbon whiskey
1 splash grenadine syrup

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into an old fashioned glass ...]

CV Special recipe

Sat, 05 May 2007 05:29:00 +0000
Here is a divine recipe for CV Special, with port, sambuca and WKD Original Vodka Blue.

1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
1 oz sambuca
2 oz port

Pour the port into a pint glass half-filled with ice cubes.
Add the sambuca, followed by the WKD, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Latest Movie News

Emerald Cocktail #4 recipe

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:38:00 +0000
A heavenly recipe for Emerald Cocktail #4, with Jameson Irish whiskey, Midori melon liqueur and ginger ale.

1 oz Jameson Irish whiskey
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
4 - 5 oz ginger ale

Pour all ingredients over into a highball glass filled with ice cubes.
Stir together, garnish with a slice of fresh lime, and serve.
Serve in a Highball ...]

Flaming Cock Smack recipe

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:31:00 +0000
A enjoyable recipe for Flaming Cock Smack, with dark rum, 99 Bananas banana schnapps, peach schnapps, Bacardi 151 rum and pineapple juice.

1 oz 99 Bananas banana schnapps
1 oz dark rum
1/4 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/4 oz peach schnapps
12 oz pineapple juice

Combine ice cubes with the pineapple juice, banana schnapps, and peach schnapps in a cocktail ...]

Give me Movie Quotes now!

Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Today's Movie News

Hobble Gobble recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:43:00 +0000
Check out this tasteful recipe for Hobble Gobble, with Wild Turkey bourbon whiskey and Bacardi 151 rum.

1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Wild Turkey bourbon whiskey

Pour Wild Turkey into a shot glass.
Add Bacardi 151 proof rum, stir briefly and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Regal soon to control East Cooper movies (The Post and Courier)

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:05:07 GMT
The nation's largest movie theater chain is set to corner the East Cooper market and add to its near-lock on the rest of the region. Charlotte-based Consolidated Theatres, owner of the Palmetto Grande 16-screen megaplex at Mount Pleasant Towne Cent...

CV Special recipe

Sat, 05 May 2007 05:29:00 +0000
Here is a divine recipe for CV Special, with port, sambuca and WKD Original Vodka Blue.

1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
1 oz sambuca
2 oz port

Pour the port into a pint glass half-filled with ice cubes.
Add the sambuca, followed by the WKD, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Frodka recipe

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:28:00 +0000
A very pleasant recipe for Frodka, with vodka and Fresca grapefruit soda.

1 oz vodka
3 oz Fresca grapefruit soda

Stir ingredients together in a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.