Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
Dinner for two. Clothing optional.



Movie: Mad Dog and Glory(1993)


Mike:
Slip your piece under the towel.

Andrew:
I got no beef with you.

Mike:
Are you sweet? Is that your problem?

Andrew:
Come on, I'm on the job.


Mike:
You ain't on my fuckin' job.



Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle(1949)


Ma Kettle:
Now hang on there, Billy.

Danny Kettle:
I'm Danny!



Movie: The Game(1997)


New Member Ted:
This was the best one *ever*!

Jim Feingold:
[shakes Nicholas's hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!



Movie: The Jackal(1997)


Declan Mulqueen:
Preston, how about letting me have a gun.

Carter Preston:
Are you crazy! If the right people knew I was letting you walk around without cuffs, I'd get forced retirement!




Latest Movie News

shortlist-Wochenrückblick: Models, Movies, Madonna - Der Stern

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:53:00 GMT
Was wäre ein Filmfestival ohne handfeste Skandale? Interessant wird's doch erst, wenn nicht alles nach Plan läuft. So wie 1970, als die Jury wegen eines brisanten Kriegsfilms ...

AXN Programm News Juni 2008 - PressePortal.de

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:04:00 GMT
Der Monatstipp von Daniel Otto, Direktor Programmeinkauf SPTI Networks Germany: "Eine der seinerzeit aufwendigsten und effektreichsten Hongkong Produktionen, in der Jackie Chan ...

SPEED RACER - Saturday, April 26th, at the Nokia Theatre - Finanz Nachrichten

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:58:00 GMT
From the film: Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Benno Furmann, Hiroyuki Sanada, Rain, Richard Roundtree, Paulie Litt, Kick Gurry, Christian ...

shortlist-Wochenrückblick: Models, Movies, Madonna - Der Stern

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:36:00 GMT
Abräumen durfte sie, einreisen jedoch nicht: Als Phantom der Grammys wurde Amy Winehouse mit fünf Auszeichnungen zur großen Gewinnerin der Preis-Verleihung. Man fragt sich ...

Quotes:

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Today's Movie News

Calgary man admits to role in child porn ring - Calgary Herald

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:47:00 GMT
CALGARY - A Calgary man who was caught in an international child exploitation investigation in the United States in 2007 has pleaded guilty to possession and distribution of child ...

Receta fría del irlandés

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:01:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el irlandés frío, con espresso, el
whisky irlandés, el licor de café, la crema irlandesa, el helado y
el jarabe simple. 1 jarabe simple de la rociada licor de café
irlandés irlandés de la crema el 1/2 onza del helado de la cucharada
del whisky 1 de 1 onza el 1/2 onza espresso frío de 3 onzas agrega
todos los ingredientes a un mezclador con 4 tazas de hielo machacado.
Mezcle hasta que es liso. Vierta en el parfait ...

Toppman's top 11 movies to see this summer (The Charlotte Observer)

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:43:06 GMT
1. Hang on a second -- "Iron Man" is heading LT's list of things he most wants to see this summer, not counting sequels and remakes? Indeed it is. I read the comic books as a 9-year-old -- yes, when they debuted in 1963 -- and even though Marvel Comics movies have been an uneven lot, I have faith that director Jon Favreau and star Robert Downey Jr. can bring a sense of humor and irony to a ...

'Baby Mama' brings funny to full term (USA Today)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:47:12 GMT
The term "chick flick" generally refers to sappy, simplistic and altogether missable movies. So we won't saddle the amusing and enjoyable Baby Mama with that unfortunate moniker. Besides, this female-bonding comedy, which also skewers the lucrative baby-products industry, probably will appeal to both sexes.

Comcast's P2P treatment blasted - New Zealand Herald

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:03:00 GMT
WASHINGTON - The top US communications regulator say that an investigation of how Comcast manages its network had raised further concerns about tactics the company has used to ...

Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Betty Kupfer:
[about Mr. Cochran] Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Today's Movie News

Calgary man admits to role in child porn ring - Calgary Herald

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:47:00 GMT
CALGARY - A Calgary man who was caught in an international child exploitation investigation in the United States in 2007 has pleaded guilty to possession and distribution of child ...

Cruise to make Oprah return after jump - West Online

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:39:00 GMT
US actor Tom Cruise is scheduled to return to The Oprah Winfrey Show, nearly three years after a couch-jumping appearance spawned countless YouTube parodies and late-night jokes ...

Comcast's P2P treatment blasted - New Zealand Herald

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:03:00 GMT
WASHINGTON - The top US communications regulator say that an investigation of how Comcast manages its network had raised further concerns about tactics the company has used to ...

Full-length shows,even movies,growing on cellular (USA Today)

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:53:48 GMT
Forget short clips and "mobisodes." Cellphone providers are ramping up their full-episode TV offerings, from Lost to The Office, and even movies.