Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


First Mate:
[watching the Hunchback of Notre Dame load boxes onto the ship] He's as strong as 50 men.

Captain:
And as ugly as any I've ever seen.



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Big Joe:
I thought I told you to bring me some good-looking kid, not this fat, sausage-chewing wino!

Kelly:
Well, if you were looking for a young boy, you should have sent somebody else, Joe.



Movie: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (VG)(2004)


Radio Ad:
Friggin Chicken- You'll swear it's the best you've ever had!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)



Jason Nesmith:
It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dex:
I'm gonna tell you this one last time and maybe you should tattoo it on your dick so you don't forget, okay? "We pursue that which retreats from us."



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[addressing his troops] We will serve under Major Dundee's command. And until that time, any disrespect you show the Major will be taken as a personal insult by *me*.


Jimmy Lee Benteen:
Don't you worry none, Uncle Ben, when the time comes, we'll turpentine that cauky, chicken-pickin' Yankee...

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[completely deadpan] I am *not* your uncle, you redneck peckerwood. And if you say one more word, you'll spend the rest of this campaign in *chains*.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Harry Luck:
[Dying words] Well, I'll be damned.


Chris Adams:
Maybe you won't be.



Latest Movie News

Receta verde de la fantasía

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:39:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta distintiva para la fantasía verde, con
la vodka, el vermú seco y el licor del melón. el vermú seco de 1
onza licor del melón de 1 onza estructura de la vodka de 1 onza en un
cristal del coctel y adorna con las rebanadas de la fruta del kiwi.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Sect leader sends letter to Gov. Perry - KEYE Austin

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:00:00 GMT
The days ahead will be crucial for some members of the polygamous sect whose children are now in state custody. On Sunday the sect appealed directly to Texas Governor Rick Perry to ...

The 50 Best High School Movies - Entertainment Weekly Online

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:39:00 GMT
Who didn't want to be Ferris in 12th grade? Who wouldn't want school to be a magical place where you could wake up and call in sick (with an awesome hacking-cough keyboard) and ...

Sect leader sends letter to Gov. Perry - KEYE Austin

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:00:00 GMT
The days ahead will be crucial for some members of the polygamous sect whose children are now in state custody. On Sunday the sect appealed directly to Texas Governor Rick Perry to ...

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: F/X(1986)


Rollie Tyler:
[Andy has used movie smoke bombs to help break Rollie's truck out of the police impound lot] What bombs did you use?

Andy:
The BIG ones!

Rollie Tyler:
I said Hellraisers, not Killer Smoke!




Movie: The Accused(1949)


Sarah Tobias:
What the hell are you talking about? You saw me at the hospital, what you think I asked for that? Is that what you think? If that's what you think then you get the fuck out of my house!



Movie: Operation: Daybreak(1975)


Jan Kubis:
If it was peacetime, suddenly, now...what would you do?

Anna:
I'd go out and buy a dress. A bright, red dress made of silk.


Jan Kubis:
I'd see a good football match. Maybe get drunk afterwards.



Movie: Magnum Force(1973)


Lieutenant Briggs:
You killed three cops, Harry. And the only reason why I'm not going to kill you now is because I'm going to prosecute you against your own system.


[gets in car and starts it up]

Lieutenant Briggs:
It'll be my word against yours!



Movie: G.I.Joe: Spy Troops the Movie (TV)(2003)


Beachhead:
Hey Scarlett, you drive that jeep like a girl!

Scarlett:
That good, huh, meathead?



Movie: Macbeth (TV)(2005)


Joe Macbeth:
[hears a helicopter] Is that a helicopter?


[laughs, a bit crazed]

Joe Macbeth:
Is it landing on this building?

Joe Macbeth:
Pigs will fly...! Pigs will FLY! Pigs are landing on my head...!



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Travis Dane:
Assumption is the mother of all fuck up's!



Today's Movie News

DVD movies can be copied, but not easily (Sun-Sentinel)

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:14:07 GMT
Q. I was reading your column about converting taped music to MP3 format on a computer. I want to copy a couple of DVD movies for my own personal use (I realize it's not legal to copy movies and sell them). What do I need to buy to copy movies for myself?

Comments are listed in order posted - Austin Chronicle

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:50:00 GMT
Pure genius. We saw it last night, and I can't wait to see it again. I hope it screens all year! 04-27-2008 Midnight madness doesn't begin to describe this strange Japanese import ...

Movies, festival put Marfa in spotlight (Dallas Morning News)

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:10:16 GMT
Marfa's first film festival begins Thursday, just two months after two movies made in the West Texas town won Academy Awards.

8vo Receta del cumpleaños

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:36:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta agradable para el 8vo cumpleaños, con
el licor de la frambuesa de Chambord, cacao de de de nata oscuro,
vodka y leche. la leche de 1 onza vodka de 1 onza cacao de de de nata
oscuro de 1/4 onza licor de la frambuesa de 3/4 onza Chambord agrega
todos los ingredientes a una coctelera de coctel hielo-llenada,
sacudare, y vierte en un cristal de martini. Servicio en un cristal
del coctel.

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Pack Up Your Troubles(1932)


Oliver:
Hey, how much would you charge me to haunt a house?




Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


Josh Tager:
Look, Ivan... I hope you're not putting too much faith in me. I don't even know if I...

Ivan Alexeev:
"IF"? Instant Failure! "FEAR" - False Evidence Appearing Real! We've talked about this!



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
Wait! I have a plan.

Maurice:
Really?

Julian:
I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.



[Julian kicks Mort out in the open]

Marty the Zebra:
Well, hello there.

Alex the Lion:
No, I'll handle this. Alex will handle it. Marty says nothing.


[Approaches the frightened Mort]

Alex the Lion:
Hi there!


[Mort starts to cry]


Alex the Lion:
Oh, geez!

Melman the Giraffe:
Oh, Alex. What did you do?

Alex the Lion:
No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.


[Mort cries louder]

Alex the Lion:
Oh, jeez!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Molly Prior:
I'm sure you could find a hundred things wrong with me, Mr. Devlin. A thousand. But you wouldn't throw me out of your bed on a wet saturday night i'm sure. That's men for you! Anything is better than nothing.

Liam Devlin:
Wait a minute, come here!

Liam Devlin:
You don't know the first thing about me. Because if you did you'd know that i much prefer a warm afternoon under the pines to a wet Saturday night any day. And the sand has a terrible way of getting where it shouldn't be.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


[Marty and Doc finally say each other's phrases the opposite way]

Marty McFly:
Great Scott!

Doc:
I know, this is heavy.



Movie: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains(1981)


Billy:
You're an advert. You're a commercial.



Movie: The Madness of King George(1994)


George III:
What's happened to Mr. Fox?


[Pitt arches one eyebrow significantly]

George III:
Such a dodger. Reform! And too many ideas. Not like you, Mr. Pitt. You don't have ideas.



[Pitt grits his teeth]



Movie: Jack the Giant Killer(1962)


Chancellor:
It's been years since the giants were banished. Why have they returned?



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Mrs. Finkle:
It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?



Movie: Dangerous Minds(1995)


Louanne:
There are no victims in this classroom.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Lynn Bracken:
I see Bud because I want to. I see Bud because he can't hide the good inside of him. I see Bud because he treats me like Lynn Bracken and not some Veronica Lake look-alike who fucks for money.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Storm:
Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?


[pause]

Storm:
The same thing that happens to everything else.




Latest Movie News

US targets nations over copyright - MSN UK News

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:34:00 GMT
The Bush administration has accused China, Russia and seven other nations of failing adequately to protect US producers of movies, computer software and other copyrighted material from widespread piracy. The administration placed the nine countries ...

US targets nations over copyright - MSN UK News

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:34:00 GMT
The Bush administration has accused China, Russia and seven other nations of failing adequately to protect US producers of movies, computer software and other copyrighted material from widespread piracy. The administration placed the nine countries ...

Movies in the Park - Texarkana Gazette

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:34:00 GMT
Another form of family fun is about to return to Spring Lake Park. Movies in the Park will begin Thursday, the first of the two, monthlong series Texarkana, Texas, will host. “We do it so people can come out and enjoy a movie with their family for ...

Caretakers get hints on handling children seized in Texas - Newsday

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:28:00 GMT
From Amarillo to Houston, children removed from a polygamist ranch in west Texas are settling into new surroundings, and caretakers are getting cultural pointers on how to deal with them -- such as no television, no movies, no radio and nothing red ...

Gran receta de Gatsby

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:09:00 +0000
Una gran receta para gran Gatsby, con la vodka, la ginebra, el vermú
dulce y el jugo del limón. 1 jugo dulce del limón del tsp del vermú
1 del chapoteo ginebra de 2 onzas ginebra y vodka de la cosechadora de
la vodka de 2 onzas en un cristal de martini. Salpique con el vermú
dulce y agregue el jugo fresco del limón. Adorne con una torcedura
del limón. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.