Today's Quotations:

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Today's Movie News

'Godfather' movies top Obama's favorites (The Charlotte Observer)

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:01:05 GMT
Britney Spears takes a backseat to Barack Obama on an upcoming "Entertainment Tonight" as the Democratic presidential candidate chats about his favorite movies and stars. His top films are three Oscar winners - "The Godfather," "The Godfather: Part II" and "Lawrence of Arabia." Obama says his favorite actors are Jimmy Stewart, Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon and ...

Oscars break record - for wrong reasons

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:05:00 GMT
Stuff - The weak ratings for Sunday's Oscar broadcast came as no surprise given that many movies showcased this year - There Will Be Blood, Michael Clayton, Sweeney Todd:

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.


Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



Today's Movie News

Bristol Virginia Utilities to Add On-Demand Movies (Bristol Herald Courier)

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:32:02 GMT
BRISTOL , Va. – The city utilities provider plans to add on-demand movies to its OptiNet programming lineup later this year. The service, which is expected to begin in July, will allow OptiNet subscribers to order from a wide range of movie titles at any time of the day or night, said Wes Rosenbalm, president of Bristol Virginia Utilities. “This is another layer of service we want to offer as a ...

'Godfather' movies top Obama's favorites (AP via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:49:56 GMT
Britney Spears takes a backseat to Barack Obama on an upcoming "Entertainment Tonight" as the Democratic presidential candidate chats about his favorite movies and stars.

Nerd target Moby

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:49:00 GMT
NZCity - The 'We Are All Made of Stars' musician briefly romanced the stunning actress - who played Queen Padme Amidala, Luke Skywalker's mother, in three of the sci-fi movies - in 2000 ...

Receta del coctel de la ginebra del endrino

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:52:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para el coctel de la ginebra del endrino, con
ginebra del endrino, el vermú seco y el bitters anaranjado. 1 vermú
seco del tsp anaranjado del bitters 1/4 de la rociada ginebra del
endrino de 2 onzas revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra
en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del
coctel.

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Marquez:
Carolina?


El Mariachi:
[in Spanish] She died.

Marquez:
[in Spanish] Your daughter?

El Mariachi:
[in Spanish] She died.

Marquez:
[in Spanish] You?

El Mariachi:
[in Spanish] Dead.


Marquez:
[in Spanish] And me?

El Mariachi:
[in Spanish] Alive and well.


[Marquez draws a gun, El Mariachi draws and fires, and Marquez falls wounded. El Mariachi walks up and places his gun to Marquez's head]

El Mariachi:
[in Spanish] In hell.



[Kills him]



Movie: Jacked(2001)


Zach:
Don't call me Zach, my name is Zachariah!

Zach:
Say it with me now, Zachariah.




Movie: On Again Off Again(1937)


William Hobbs:
How much would you charge me to call you a half-witted horse's neck?

Claude Horton:
A half-witted horse's neck? Now let me see...that'll cost you a hundred.

William Hobbs:
Make it $75!

Claude Horton:
What do you think this is...a cut-rate drugstore? One hundred!

William Hobbs:
One hundred for a little thing like that? Why you cheap, chiseling crook!


Claude Horton:
That's the hundred.



Movie: Katamari damacy (VG)(2004)


King of All Cosmos:
Finally there are no more borders! Absolutely splendid!



Movie: The Quick and the Dead (TV)(1987)


Con Vallian:
Shoot to kill. Wounds don't impress them. They've all been shot before.



Movie: Half-Wits Holiday(1947)


Moe:
We are members of the Morons' Union, local 6 and 7/8!



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


[Watching the young Teodora perform a floor routine]


Bela Karolyi:
How can a little girl do that?



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
I'm here to cooperate with you a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya'. You watch.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Old Lady:
[after beating Alex with her purse and spraying him in the eyes with mace] You are a bad kitty!



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Topiltzin:
[in Nahuatl] You should have let me die. Now our history is nothing but smoke.

Alanpoyatzin (older brother):
[in Nahuatl] I'll make sure that you live... not die for us. You shall become the voice of eternal fire.



Movie: Underworld: Evolution(2006)


[from trailer]

Tanis:
You don't scare me, Selene.

Selene:
Well, we'll have to work on that.



Movie: Quest for Saddam (VG)(2003)


[Tom Brokaw Impersonator]:
And the five day forcast for Baghdad is... two days.



Latest Movie News

Hitting some high, low notes of renting movies from iTunes (Orlando Sentinel)

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:26:01 GMT
After years of selling movies, iTunes last month added the option of renting them. The service adds a convenient way to watch films on your iPod, iPhone or computer.

Pakistan bans access to YouTube (USA Today)

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:47:57 GMT
Pakistan's government has banned access to the video-sharing website YouTube because of anti-Islamic movies that users have posted on the site, an official said Sunday.

19 movies in UTV's kitty, 'Jodhaa Akbar' no damper (Calcutta News)

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:26:41 GMT
Undeterred by the not-too-encouraging box office verdict of its latest offering 'Jodhaa Akbar', UTV has lined up 19 movies for release this year. 'This is a mixed bouquet of movies, each with its distinct identity.

Full Batman: Gotham Knight Press Release

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:48:00 GMT
Superhero Hype! - Gotham Knight, the next installment of the DC Universe animated original movies, which will be a hit with Super Hero and comic book fans alike,” said Amit Desai, WHV Vice ...