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Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
Okay! You all have your side, and I'll have mine. And, if you need me, I'll be over here! On the FUN side of the island, havin' a good ol' time. A great ol' time! A GREAT ol' time. A yabba-dabba-doo ol' time! WILMA!

Alex the Lion:
That's not the fun side. THIS is the fun side! This is the fun side where we're gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! Whoo! I love this side; this side's the best! That side STINKS! You're on the JERSEY side of this cesspool!

Melman the Giraffe:
Well, now what do we do?

Alex the Lion:
Don't worry Melman, I have a plan to get us rescued.



Movie: AFI Tribute to George Lucas (TV)(2005)


Mark Hamill:
I'm proud to be a part of film history... and a Pez dispenser, an electric toothbrush, and a pair of Underoos.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Ed Exley:
I'm talking about the gas chamber, and you haven't even asked me what this is about. You've got a big "Guilty" sign around your neck.



Movie: Malaya(1949)


The Dutchman:
There's always been wars, this is another.



Movie: Unhold, Der(1996)


Abel:
[voiceover] Young boys are so bold and courageous. No living creatures are as noble or as beautiful-- and yet so heartbreakingly awkward. I love nothing like I love the young boys. What a privilege, to gather them all in a castle they can call their own! Mostly they trust me, but sometimes they don't. And then I can feel the part of me that is made of stone. Hard and pitiless, I force them to come with me.









Movie: An Affair to Remember(1957)


Nickie Ferrante:
But you have such an honest face.

Terry McKay:
I have?

Nickie Ferrante:
I can trust you can't I?

Terry McKay:
Yes, I suppose so.

Nickie Ferrante:
Good, come with me.

Terry McKay:
Yes, but the Captain has an honest face too! Why can't you tell him your troubles?



Movie: Easy Virtue(1928)


[last lines]

Larita Filton:
[to news photographers] Shoot! There's nothing left to kill.



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Friday's TV highlights

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:58:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - MOVIES. 7.30PM, TV2 Herald rating: * * * UPTOWN GIRLS. Enjoyable comedy starring Brittany Murphy as a rich girl, now penniless, who tries to regain the respect of her boyfriend by becoming a nanny to a ...

Pedialite recipe

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:58:00 +0000
This is a delectable recipe for Pedialite, with Jagermeister herbal liqueur, DeKuyper Razzmatazz liqueur and DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps.

1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/4 oz DeKuyper Razzmatazz liqueur
1/4 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

Pour ingredients into a shot glass, stir and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Mowed Lawn recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:41:00 +0000
Check out this enjoyable recipe for Mowed Lawn, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps and 7-Up soda.

1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
7-Up soda

Pour Crown Royal and DeKuyper sour apple pucker over ice in a cocktail shaker.
Add 7-up, to taste, shake and strain over ice ...]

Christian Brando, 49, Troubled Son of Marlon Brando (New York Times)

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:40:41 GMT
Mr. Brando had small roles in a handful of movies. But he was better known for his brushes with the law.

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Movie: The Absent-Minded Waiter(1977)


Steven, The Waiter:
All right, here's your drink order. One-two-three-four-five-six martinis, and your lard omelet.



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Caroline:
Don't let people stand in your way. They're just people. like you and me! Well, maybe not like you. I don't know if I have ever met anyone like you before.



Movie: Adiós Amigo(1976)


Sam Spade:
This is a great country! Why, as far as the eye can see, there ain't nothing but country! And someday, there's gonna be more country! That's the kind of guy I am... a country guy!



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!




Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)


Cornelius:
Russell, your mouth is hanging open!

Russell:
Oh, I want to fly it! PLEASE?

Abigail:
Don't be silly, you'll crash it!

Cornelius:
Correct, Abigail. It's far too delicate for Furlings.

Abigail:
Huh? I didn't mean me!




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Mint Melt-Away recipe

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:32:00 +0000
This is a mouthwatering recipe for Mint Melt-Away, with chocolate syrup and creme de menthe.

1/4 oz chocolate syrup
3/4 oz creme de menthe

Pour chocolate syrup into mouth, and hold.
Pour creme de menthe into a shot glass, and take it, swishing it with the chocolate syrup in your mouth.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Man allegedly acts out violent movies (UPI)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:58:28 GMT
A man charged with two violent assaults in New York liked to act out bloody movies, police said.

Escapism is the star in winter movies (Louisville Courier-Journal)

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:47:08 GMT
Movies have always been about escapism. But in the first few months of this year, movies are taking escapism to the extreme. But what, exactly, are we trying to escape from?

Alien Secretion #2 recipe

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:31:00 +0000
Here is a very pleasant recipe for Alien Secretion #2, with Absolut vodka, Midori melon liqueur, Malibu coconut rum and pineapple juice.

1/4 oz Absolut vodka
1/4 oz Malibu coconut rum
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/4 oz pineapple juice

Add ingredients together in small shaker w/ice.
Stir.
Strain into a shot glass.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

"Movies and TV have brainwashed people." (Washington Post)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:19:23 GMT
Francis Ford Coppola knows from garrulous. He called recently to discuss "Youth Without Youth," his modestly budgeted film with Very Big Ideas about time, human consciousness and humanity. Based on the novella of the same name by Romanian author Mircea Eliade, "Youth Without Youth" stars Tim Roth as...

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Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)


Bonnie Lee:
Say, isn't that girl the one he used to be in love with?


Kid Dabb:
Bonnie, when it rains, every third drop falls on one of them.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
I hope you like potato salad... it's chunky style... my favorite!



Movie: Vampires Anonymous(2003)


[at a Vampire's Anonymous meeting]


Vic:
Hello, my name is Vic...

The Crowd:
Hi, Vic!

Vic:
...and I'm a vampire.



Movie: The Unforgiven(1960)


[the Zachary's are trapped inside the house]

Andy Zachary:
The only thing I hate is I never got to go to Wichita and have me...



[pauses and looks at Ma]

Andy Zachary:
... that glass of beer.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Valo:
When was the last time you beat off?

Ryan:
...What?

Valo:
When was the last time you beat off?




Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Hardy Cathcart:
[whispering] Tell him you need two hundred dollars to leave town.

Stauffer, alias Fred Foss:
[on the phone to Galt] I need two yards, powder money.




Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Chris Pontius:
Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Stella:
So, get a job.


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
What, donating blood. No-one drinks my blood. Work. Animals work.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Rolfe Brent:
You know, Don, I have too much time to play, and maybe you haven't enough.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Oh, I have all I want. Elsa can represent me in the sporting world.

Rolfe Brent:
Well, if I had such a charming representative, I'd retire to the sidelines, too.


Dr. Donald Middleton:
You playboys are the ones who are really on the sidelines.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Tanaka:
[after find out Phelps has bought the team] Miss Phelps.


[Speaking in Japanese]

Tanaka:
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.



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Mowed Lawn recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:41:00 +0000
Check out this enjoyable recipe for Mowed Lawn, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps and 7-Up soda.

1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
7-Up soda

Pour Crown Royal and DeKuyper sour apple pucker over ice in a cocktail shaker.
Add 7-up, to taste, shake and strain over ice ...]

Man allegedly acts out violent movies (UPI)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:58:28 GMT
A man charged with two violent assaults in New York liked to act out bloody movies, police said.

Top 5 movies with cute kids (The Salt Lake Tribune)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:40:15 GMT
5 Sundance movies with cute kids     1. "Henry Poole is Here" (Lily Morgan)     2. "Little Miss Sunshine" (Abigail Breslin)     3.