Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)


Mark Twain:
There's no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Except an old optimist.



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part II(1986)


[Miyagi has given Daniel a drum toy]

Daniel:
This is the secret of your family's karate?

Mr. Miyagi:
Hai.

Daniel:
I don't get it.

Mr. Miyagi:
Practice, you will.



Movie: On the Downlow(2004)


Angel:
No use living in hell when you know where the door to Heaven is.



Movie: Only One New York(1964)


Narrator:
How beautiful these shining towers are. Architecture expresses an attitude. It reveals the psychology of the builder. It occurs to me that people who expect a bomb to fall don't build their walls of glass. A city of glass is like a declaration of peace.



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Castor Troy:
Well, you're gonna have to shoot me, 'cause I don't really give a fuck!



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Rock Biter:
Where-where-where I come from in the North, we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks. Only now... now, they're all gone.

Night Hob:
I know how it happened.

Rock Biter:
Oh, I - I *swear* it wasn't me!


Night Hob:
Oh, heck, no!



Movie: Mad Max 2(1981)


[first lines]

Narrator:
My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Road Warrior. The man we called "Max". To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time. When the world was powered by the black fuel. And the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel, they were nothing. They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed. Men like Max. The warrior Max. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything. And became a shell of a man, a burnt out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again...



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Maxxx Orbison:
What's your name, again?

Sancho:
I am Sancho.

Maxxx Orbison:
Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?

Sancho:
I am Sancho.


Maxxx Orbison:
Great... but what do you do?

Sancho:
What do I do? I am Sancho.

Maxxx Orbison:
And...?

Sancho:
And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.

Maxxx Orbison:
And...?

Sancho:
Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...

Maxxx Orbison:
You... are Sancho!

Sancho:
That's right.

Maxxx Orbison:
Okay, you're hired.




Movie: Undercover Blues(1993)


Muerte:
My name is MORTY!



Movie: Jack the Ripper (TV)(1988)


[Godley and Abberline are in a cab heading for Bucks Row]

Godley:
So what else did Old Bootface have to say?


Abberline:
Detective Chief Superintendent Arnold thinks I need a rest.

Godley:
Rest? I've never heard it called that before!

Abberline:
Anyway, I like Whitechapel.

Godley:
Oh good, cause one day they'll send you back here, permanently, end of a brilliant career.

Abberline:
Don't start George, not now.

Godley:
L Well, why do you do it, Fred? We all like a drink now and again, but give you a bottle and...

Abberline:
Alright, George, you've had your say.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Lady at work:
We've been working since 6 o'clock this morning.

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
These rotten things can happen.



Today's Movie News

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Apple Inc. said Thursday that new movies from a slate of major studios will now be available for purchase over iTunes the same day they're released on DVD. The change will beef up ...

Receta del coctel #2 de Honolulu

Sat, 03 May 2008 14:38:00 +0000
Aquí está una gran receta para el coctel de Honolulu # 2, con
ginebra, licor herbario benedictino y licor del maraschino. el licor
herbario benedictino de 3/4 onza ginebra de 3/4 onza licor del
maraschino de 3/4 onza revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo,
filtra en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal
del coctel.

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Sun, 04 May 2008 05:02:00 GMT
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Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Danny:
You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed!



[goes to sit down]

Tess:
I don't smoke. Don't sit!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Sir Alexander Dane:
[Looking out of the shuttle-craft window; Taggart has heroically stayed on the planet to draw off the Berillium-Sphere Mine Denizens] Oh, of course! IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


[Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent]


Rocky:
But she really is with the FBI.

Oklahoma Cop:
Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Rick:
This is almost as ridiculous as your sleeping diet.

Dex:
That time I lost 30 pounds.

Rick:
You also lost your job.




Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[after winning a round]

Jean Grey:
From the ashes... victory!



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


A.M. Newscaster:
It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature The Astrological Hour. A quick reminder these reports are not intended to foster belief in astrology, but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives.



Movie: The Quick and the Dead(1995)


Cort:
There's a click before the strike. Listen to the clock.



Movie: F/X(1986)


Leo McCarthy:
[Rollie has impersonated DeFranco to get his money out of a Swiss bank] Well, I'm gonna miss the job, but this should ease the pain somewhat. At least you'll never have to put that shit on your face again!

Rollie Tyler:
I don't know, Leo... it's hard for me to do anything else!




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.

Alex the Lion:
[drinks water then spits it out] This is seawater!


Marty the Zebra:
Oh, you don't swallow it.


[whispers]

Marty the Zebra:
It's just temporary 'til the plumbing's done.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Peter Gibbons:
Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.

Joanna:
From the crippled children?

Peter Gibbons:
No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody.



Movie: OK Connery(1967)


Dr. Neil Connery:
It's going to blow up soon. Maybe even tomorrow. With you on board.

Maya:
You read too many novels by Fleming.



Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)


Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
Don't you even think of playing politics with me, little darlin', you'll be up way past your bedtime.

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
And don't YOU think that I'll sit idly by while anyone smears my good name. Now you get those charges VOIDED, Senator. And you do it today!

Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
[tauntingly] Or what?


Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
You like pissed off? Watch this.


[storms out]



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Receta de mon de los ululatos

Sat, 03 May 2008 17:39:00 +0000
Esto es una receta exquisita para los ululatos mon, con el whisky
escocés, el vino de Lillet Blanc y el vermú dulce. 1 vermú dulce
escocés del vino el 1/2 onza del whisky el 1/2 onza Lillet Blanc del
1/2 onza en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con los cubos del
hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Revuelva bien. Filtre en un
cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
Damn girl, you gettin' high already? It's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I get my shit done for the day, then I get high. And besides, getting high and watching TV will rob you of your ambition!

Melanie:
Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...



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