Movie Quotes:

Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Vacation(1983)


Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


[last lines]

Rose:
I'll write to you.

Bernadette:
Grand.


Rose:
Good luck.



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Julie Hastings:
If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.




Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Latest Movie News

Artist's grandson crafts living portrait on film

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:44:00 GMT
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Make more movies like 'Dor': Renuka Chowdhury (IANS via Yahoo! India News)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:23:00 GMT
New Delhi, March 5 (IANS) If the minister of Women and Child Development Renuka Chowdhury has her way, Bollywood will be making more movies such as 'Dor' which shows the struggle and then the victory of two women and actor John Abraham will be campaigning against female foeticide.

Actress Bai Ling fined for disturbing peace

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:23:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - The actress, who is sometimes credited for her performances as Ling Bai, has since had roles in Hollywood movies such as Red Corner, Anna and the King and Lords of Dogtown

Apple falls short of target for rental movies, Jobs 'not happy' (San Francisco Chronicle)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:19:08 GMT
Apple Inc. has fallen substantially short of its target of having 1,000 movies available for rent on its Apple TV set-top box by the end of February, and is blaming studios for the discrepancy. A complete count of the number of movies available on the...

Quitting movies helped Hurley (The Times of India)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:27:30 GMT
Elizabeth Hurley admits that though quitting movies has been hard for her, it has also enabled her to be a better mother to her young son.

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Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.



Movie: Unhinged(1982)


Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Today's Movie News

Apple falls short of target for rental movies, Jobs 'not happy' (Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:12:46 GMT
NEW YORK - Apple Inc. has fallen substantially short of its target of having 1,000 movies available for rent on its Apple TV set-top box by the end of February, and is blaming studios for the discrepancy.

Hollywood studios settle piracy case

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:29:00 GMT
MSN MoneyCentral - HONG KONG (AP) - Five Hollywood studios have reached a settlement with a Chinese Internet company accused of providing cybercafes with illegal copies of their movies, an industry ...

Tech Bytes: Viewers still prefer TVs for movies

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:06:00 GMT
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Movies: Coming out Tuesday

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Make more movies like 'Dor': Renuka Chowdhury (IANS via Yahoo! India News)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:23:00 GMT
New Delhi, March 5 (IANS) If the minister of Women and Child Development Renuka Chowdhury has her way, Bollywood will be making more movies such as 'Dor' which shows the struggle and then the victory of two women and actor John Abraham will be campaigning against female foeticide.

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



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Receta del coctel de Bronx

Tue, 22 May 2007 05:36:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para el coctel de Bronx, con el vermú
seco, la ginebra, las naranjas y la naranja. el vermú seco de 1 onza
ginebra de 1 onza 1 jugo anaranjado de la rebanada de 1/4 naranja
sacudare todos los ingredientes (excepto rebanada anaranjada) con
hielo y la tensión en un cristal del coctel. Agregue la rebanada
anaranjada y sirva. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Liz Hurley quits movies for son (Digital Spy)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:26:01 GMT
Liz Hurley claims she has retired from making movies to spend more time with her son Damian.

Apple falls short of target for rental movies, Jobs 'not happy' (San Francisco Chronicle)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:19:08 GMT
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