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Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


Buck:
Well, well, well, they certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days.

Tia:
What are you doing here?

Buck:
We were just driving by to get some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us.

Tia:
I said I would be home at 10. It's not even 9!


Buck:
Who said anything about that? I thought you might like to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug?

Bug:
It's an ax?

Buck:
Sort of, yeah, yeah. I got one in my car if you'd like to see it.

Bug:
I'll pass.

Buck:
Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when your going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home, then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh.


[walks away]

Tia:
I'm sorry.

Bug:
Look, I think you'd better split. I don't exactly want him to go berserk with an ax on me.


Tia:
He's all talk.


[Buck pulls out a small hatchet from his car]

Buck:
Here it is! Come over, come on, I want to show it to you. Maybe later. Okay.



Movie: Kansas City Confidential(1952)


Tim Foster:
How far didya get on that Southwest bank job?

Scott Andrews:
Exactly nowhere.

Tim Foster:
You must be hearin' plenty from the front office on that one!

Scott Andrews:
You don't know the half of it! Every bank in the country is on the alert to spot the serial numbers on those bucks, and, up to know, not one of them has. turned up!


Tim Foster:
How'd you like to crack that job?

Scott Andrews:
How would I like to find oil in my backyard?



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Frank:
Keep your lovin' brother happy.



Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Skipper:
Engage cranberries!



Movie: Veer-Zaara(2004)


Zaara Hayaat Khan:
Relax, Ammi, I'm cool!



Today's Movie News

Kenwood Vineyards Celebrates the Movies at The 2008 Sonoma Valley Film Festival (PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance)

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:00:00 GMT
The 2008 Sonoma Valley Film Festival showcases the excitement of the movies and the pleasures of the wine country during its five-day schedule of screenings and events from April 9th through April 13th, and Kenwood Vineyards will be there to celebrate both as the Sonoma Valley Film Festival's Wine Partner.

Indie producer Here! for gay-themed movies (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:07:54 GMT
Gay-themed movies are the very definition of niche releases.

Receta de Crantini

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:54:00 +0000
Esto es una receta scrumptious para Crantini, con la vodka de Absolut,
el sec triple, el vermú, el jugo de arándano, los cubos del hielo y
el arándano. 1 vermú triple de la vodka el 1/2 onza sec el 1/2 onza
del 1/2 onza Absolut los cubos del hielo del arándano del jugo de
arándano de 4 onzas agrega todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de
martini con hielo. Entonces la sacudida, vierte en el cristal de
martini y agrega algunos arándanos para terminar ...

Entertainment One acquires Canadian rights to distribute ThinkFilm movies (The Canadian Press via Yahoo! Canada News)

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:53:00 GMT
TORONTO - Canadian-based international film distributor Entertainment One has struck a deal with U.S. independent studio ThinkFilm to be the exclusive Canadian distributor for the film producer's movies through 2010.

Hulu brings free TV, movies to one place (MSNBC)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:56:02 GMT
Hulu.com lets viewers stream full TV episodes, full-length movies and clips from various networks and film studios all in one place.

Today's Quotes:

Movie: The Magic Christian(1969)


Ginger Horton:
Ah! My Second World War Nazi atrocity book came at last.


[turns to Youngman, dog in her lap, and browses the book]

Ginger Horton:
Do you know what Bitsy and I do? We sit down and imagine all those atrocities being done to sex criminals. - Yes, sex criminals and the like. And that Dr Thorndike!

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[overhearing] What's that, Ginge? Bill Thorndike a sexy criminal?


Ginger Horton:
The man you sent me to. He behaved VERY strangely.



Movie: Vampires, Les(1915)


newspaper article:
[newspaper article] We annouce the arrival here of American millionaire George Baldwin. Mr. Baldwin is the protagonist of a recent news incident, and this delightful character who knows no French has nonetheless learned this phrase: "Parisian women are the most charming I've ever seen."



Movie: On the Town(1949)


Gabey, Chip, Ozzie:
New York, New York. It's a wonderful town.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Big Dan Teague:
Thank you boys for throwin' in that fricassee. I'm a man of large appetite, and even with lunch under my belt, I was feelin' a mite peckish.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
It's our pleasure, Big Dan.




Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


Cousin Eddie:
That's it Clark... show him who's boss. It's people like you who come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town... not this pretty boy!



Movie: The Bad and the Beautiful(1952)


Rosemary Bartlow:
James Lee, you have a very naughty mind... I'm happy to say.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Felicia:
Do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara?




Today's Movie News

Receta de la ráfaga del arándano

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:03:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta dulce para la ráfaga del arándano,
con el jugo de arándano, los schnapps del melocotón, el ron oscuro,
la vodka, el whisky escocés, el jugo anaranjado, el jugo del limón y
la cal. los schnapps de 1 del 1/2 melocotón de los tiros 1 jugo el
1/2 del limón del chapoteo de la cuña 1 de la cal tiraron a tiros
tirados el 1/2 oscuros tirados el 1/2 escoceses de la vodka 2 del tiro
del jugo anaranjado el 1/2 del ron del whisky que el jugo de arándano
vierte todo el hielo cubicado o machacado del excedente de los
ingredientes, ...

Receta de la rana del arándano

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:56:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta agradable para la rana del arándano,
con el jugo anaranjado y el jugo de arándano. el jugo de arándano de
2 onzas jugo anaranjado de 2 onzas sacudare vigoroso. Servicio.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Receta de Martini del chocolate de Godiva

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:34:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta deliciosa para el chocolate Martini de
Godiva, con el licor del chocolate de Godiva, cacao de de de nata,
vodka y a medias. los tiros de 1 del 1/2 de los tiros de Godiva del
chocolate del licor 1 el 1/2 de los tiros de nata de de del cacao el
1/2 vodka 2 el 1/2 del tiro a medias mezclan todos los ingredientes en
una coctelera con hielo, sacudaren y vierten en un cristal enfriado
del coctel. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Receta de Creamsicle Margarita

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:09:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta sabrosa para Creamsicle Margarita, con tequila
del oro, jugo anaranjado, mezcla dulce y amarga, helado de vainilla e
hielo machacado. 1 tequila del oro de 1/4 onza helado dulce y amargo
de 1 onza de la mezcla 1 de la cucharada de vainilla jugo anaranjado
de 3 onzas 6 mezclas machacadas onza del hielo todos los ingredientes
hasta que es fangoso. Servicio en un servicio de cristal del margarita
en un cristal de Margarita.

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Out of the Dark(1989)


Dennis:
It's time for Bobo!



Movie: The Venetian Affair(1967)


Bill Fenner:
Hey, what's your hurry?

Giulia Almeranti:
What's yours?



Movie: Undercover Heat(1995)


Cindy:
Gold, have you ever... when you were my age... did you ever just sow your wild oats?

Sergeant Gold:
Well, sure I did... but what's that have to do with anything?


Cindy:
Well, that's just sort of what I'm doing.



Movie: K-PAX(2001)


[On why he always wears sunglasses]

Prot:
Your planet is really bright.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


[last lines]

Private the Penguin:
Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?

Skipper the Penguin:
Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.


[all four penguins waving]



Movie: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (TV)(1998)


Opera Man:
Demi Moore-ah salaria twelve million por next movie. Four million for her acting, four million for each-a booby.



Latest Movie News

Hulu brings free TV, movies to one place (MSNBC)

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:14:15 GMT
Hulu.com lets viewers stream full TV episodes, full-length movies and clips from various networks and film studios all in one place.

This Week in Movies: 10,000 B.C. (Colgate Maroon-News)

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:27:45 GMT
Sometimes I go to the movies to learn something. Sometimes I don't. I think 10,000 B.C. falls into the latter category. Directed by Roland Emmerich, who has made such blockbusters as Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow, 10,000 B.C. follows the story of D'Leh, a prehistoric tribesman forced to embark upon a long and treacherous journey to find and take back his kidnapped love, Evolet.

Review: Hulu entertains with TV, movies (The State)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:32:49 GMT
My TV remote has been gathering some dust lately, since I've been catching up with shows on the Web - at my leisure. And, no, I haven't been visiting network Web sites. I've been using a free Web site called Hulu. Unlike network sites and video sharing sites like YouTube, Hulu lets viewers stream full TV episodes, full-length movies and clips from various networks and film studios all in one ...

Hulu brings free TV, movies to one place (MSNBC)

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:14:15 GMT
Hulu.com lets viewers stream full TV episodes, full-length movies and clips from various networks and film studios all in one place.