Quotations:

Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Buckaroo Banzai:
Let her out.

Female Prisoner:
Hey, me too.

Perfect Tommy:
Let her out?

Buckaroo Banzai:
That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.

Perfect Tommy:
But she's a killer.

Buckaroo Banzai:
No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.

Perfect Tommy:
Why me?


Buckaroo Banzai:
Because you're perfect.

Perfect Tommy:
You have a point there.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Drix:
Where did you study?


Osmosis:
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.

Drix:
Oh...

Osmosis:
I'm not kiddin', man. My school was Crack Central.

Drix:
Oh?

Osmosis:
No, it was IN the crack. Right in the stanky, puckered center.



Movie: Made(2001)


Ricky Slade:
You must be the 'Red Dragon'!




Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Sister Encarnación:
Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?

Nacho:
I have been here. I have been sleeping.

Sister Encarnación:
In a frilly shirt and slacks?

Nacho:
They are my PJ's



Movie: Daredevil(2003)



Bullseye:
Let's bring on the pain. Let's bring on the noise.



Movie: Kansas City Confidential(1952)


Tim Foster:
What makes a two-bit heel like you think a heater would give him an edge over me?



Movie: The Abyss(1989)


Virgil:
[looking at the picture Lindsey took of the alien craft] That's a great shot, Linds.

Catfish De Vries:
You drop your dive light?

Lindsey Brigman:
No, come on you guys, come on. Now that's the small one, that's the small one here. You can kinda see how it's zigging around.

Alan "Hippy" Carnes:
Yeah, whatever it is.


Lindsey Brigman:
I'm *telling* you what it is, you're just not *hearing* me.

Catfish De Vries:
Now Lindsey, you...

Lindsey Brigman:
There is something down there! Something not us.

Catfish De Vries:
You could be more specific.

Virgil:
[humorously] Somethin' that "zigs".

Lindsey Brigman:
Not *us*. Not *human*, get it? Something non-human, but intelligent... A non-terrestrial intelligence.

Alan "Hippy" Carnes:
A non-terrestrial intelligence. NTIs. Oh man, that's better than UFOs. Oh, but that works too, huh? "Underwater Flying Objects".




Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Goblin Gunner:
FIRE!


[He touches a match to the cannon, and a spiked ball fires. The heroes duck, and it smashes into a wall, sticking there]

Goblin Cannonball:
I hit something! Yes? No?



Movie: Baby Geniuses(1999)


Margo:
Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.

Dickie:
It's not rap, it's mantras.

Margo:
I was chanting mantras before you were born.

Dickie:
[pause] You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.

Margo:
That's pretty good, Dickie, that's pretty good.




Movie: Zero Tolerance(1993)


Manta:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I learned all that in Drug Dealing 101.



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Counselor:
Just so you know, I know you're different, okay.

Howie:
Different ?

Counselor:
You're not a nerd, you're not a jock, you're not a scholar or a romeo.


Howie:
Or a gangsta.

Counselor:
Or a clown.

Howie:
So what am I then ?

Counselor:
You are a Howie Blitzer.

Howie:
My own category, wow.



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Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?


Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




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Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Travis Dane:
Y'know, ATAC has very strict rules about employees becoming involved.

David Trilling:
Is that what this is about?

Travis Dane:
Yeah, right! I faked my own death and hijacked a passenger train because I care about who you're fucking!





Movie: Untergang, Der(2004)


Joseph Goebbels:
I feel no sympathy. I repeat, I feel no sympathy! The German people chose their fate. That may surprise some people. Don't fool yourself. We didn't force the German people. They gave us a mandate, and now their little throats are being cut!



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
You can't hide from me!



Movie: Babe(1995)


Babe:
Move along there, ya... big buttheads!





Movie: Face/Off(1997)


[a faceless Castor Troy confronts Dr. Walsh after waking from a coma]

Dr. Malcolm Walsh:
What do you want?

Castor Troy:
Take one goddamn guess.



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