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Movie: Dark Walker (V)(2003)


B.J.:
People think because I'm black, I like fried chicken... but I like it baked. I like baked chicken!



Movie: Underclassman(2005)


[from trailer]


Rob Donovan:
If I get so much as a scratch on this car, my dad will kill me.

Tracy Stokes:
[car blows up] Your daddy gon' kill you.



Movie: I Am Dina(2002)


Dina:
We played a game together. Mama and I. On the cliff. It was a simple game - I spun around and would count my steps moving in a random direction. If I went over the cliff, she would have to come and catch me. But she never did. I couldn't count to more than twenty.



Movie: xXx(2002)


Xander Cage:
Shaken... and stirred.



Movie: The Taking of Beverly Hills(1991)


Ed Kelvin:
You're not gonna believe this do you know the car we're in is over 5000 bucks?

Boomer Hayes:
So?

Ed Kelvin:
My house doesn't cost that much

Boomer Hayes:
Can't drive your house



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
You had to do it, didn't you? Had to be the big Mick Man, taking on the fire bare-handed instead of protecting your probe?

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
I *had it* under control! He just wouldn't listen to me!

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
He's a *candidate*! YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! You shouldn't have had him up there in the *first place*!


[Steven walks away]


Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
YOU BURNED HIM, STEVEN!

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
FUCK YOU!


[keeps walking away]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
Don't you walk away from me...


[Steven turns aroung and slugs Brian]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
[Brian goes after Steven, resulting in a brawl]




Movie: Made(2001)


[Outside of club, Dustin Diamond walks up]

Doorman:
You look big man, you been liftin'?

Dustin Diamond:
Hey thanks, yeah a little bit. I got a 6 pack, started out with a 40!



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


Little Bill Daggett:
Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you.



Movie: Dante's Peak(1997)


Harry Dalton:
Her name was Marianne. We worked together. She loved volcanoes.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
Dry up, as the monkey said to the leaky tap.



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Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Can’t take my car, the helicopters got my license number, I gotta stay hid out.

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
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Movie: Advance to the Rear(1964)


Martha Lou:
All right. Let's say, just for the moment, that I am a spy.

Heath:
A very pretty one too.

Martha Lou:
That would make us enemies, Jared.

Heath:
Yeah, of course it would. And, we'd be starting out at a point in marriage that takes some couples, twenty or thirty years to achieve.



Movie: Tank Girl(1995)


Kesslee:
Eight, Eight, the burning eight. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate.

Tank Girl:
Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please.



Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Ballplayers:
So what the heck's the use of cryin'? / Why should we curse? / We gotta get better / 'cause we can't get worse!



Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


Heavy Metal Fan:
What time is it? What time is it? Oh! I hate waiting!




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Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Wabash Avenue(1950)


Ruby Summers:
Did you tell him?

Andy Clark:
Uh huh.

Ruby Summers:
How did he take it?

Andy Clark:
Straight out of the bottle.



Movie: Bad Apple (TV)(2004)


Mike:
I'm a humanitarion.

Gina:
Oh, yeah. Saint Viagra.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
We shall have some price left. Lets go and leave our pasta as an act of charity.

Gennarino:
Pride! Pride in taking money from fallen women. Even in jail everyone despises the pimps.




Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
[holding a skunk, imitating Tony Montana in Scarface] Say hello to my STINKY little friend!


[lifts the skunk's tail]



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Can’t take my car, the helicopters got my license number, I gotta stay hid out.

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Movie: Orange County(2002)


Bud Brumder:
You know your son was being a real brat today, a real pain in the ass.

Cindy:
My son.

Bud Brumder:
He said I was selfish. He said that everything's always about me.

Cindy:
He called me a drama queen, said I was trying to sabotage him.



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Biker:
I love puerto rican men, they're spicy!



Movie: X-Men(2000)


[to Sabretooth]

Wolverine:
Hey, bub, I'm not finished with you yet.



Movie: Operation Dumbo Drop(1995)


[Goddard is singing along to a record of Mozart's "The Magic Flute" - badly.]

Capt. Sam Cahill:
Is it my ears, or has your singing actually gotten worse?

Goddard:
Must be your ears, it was already as bad as it could be!



Movie: About Last Night...(1986)


Bernie:
Are you getting serious? Well, she seemed like a hell of a girl. From what little I saw of her. Not too this. Not too that. Very kind of, um, what?... Ah, what the fuck, I only saw her for a minute. First impressions of this kind can often be misleading. Does she give head?

Danny:
What?


Bernie:
To you, I'm saying. Does she give head to you?


[Silence]

Bernie:
Forget it.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Max Cherry:
I'm 56 years old. I can't blame anybody else for something I did.




Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Castor Troy:
Interception! Now our side's got the ball. Sorry!



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Movie: Valiant(2005)


Von Talon:
There will be awards, parades, and commemorative stamps!




Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dave:
[Paraphrasing the Tao of Steve] "Be desireless. Be excellent. Be gone."



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Agent Sands:
This is no time to screw the pooch, because this is supposed to be the big dance number, all right?



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Lord John Whorfin:
History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.



Movie: Kansas City Confidential(1952)


Joe Rolfe:
Look, you're a nice girl, but in case you're thinking of mothering me, forget it! I'm no stray dog you can pick up, and I like my neck without a collar. Now get lost!

Helen Foster:
Now I'm supposed to be hurt. Maybe even cry. But I won't. I think you're in trouble, and I'm going to help you.



Movie: Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (TV)(1971)


Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
You mean he was the toad prince all along?



Movie: Made(2001)


Ricky Slade:
We need guns.

Bobby:
We don't need guns.


Ricky Slade:
I'm telling you man, I'm pretty sure we need guns.

Bobby:
I listened to them and they specifically said we don't need guns.

Ricky Slade:
That's all the more reason why you do need a gun.

Bobby:
You couldn't even get a gun.

Ricky Slade:
You wanna bet, you wanna bet me if I could get a gun?

Bobby:
You couldn't get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse.

Ricky Slade:
That's because that fuckin' girl had issues with the bathtub and the other thing. Now float me a hundred bucks.

Bobby:
For what?

Ricky Slade:
You wanna see how fast I can get a gun?


Bobby:
What happened to your money?

Ricky Slade:
I have it, I have some stuff left.

Bobby:
How much?

Ricky Slade:
I've got like 80.

Bobby:
$80!

Ricky Slade:
80 plus five, I've got five in the room, $85.

Bobby:
$85, what happened to the 1500?

Ricky Slade:
Well you could have picked up a fuckin' tab once in a while!

Bobby:
I picked up half the fuckin' tab!




Movie: Earl's Your Uncle(2004)


Earl:
Fuck the Gerber Baby, Fuck, Fuck that Gerber baby.



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!




Movie: Babettes gæstebud(1987)



Old Lorenz Lowenhielm:
Could many years of victories result in defeat?



Movie: Ushpizin, Ha-(2004)


[from trailer]

Narrator:
They worked out of luck, out of hope. And faith was all they had to hang on to. But on this holy week, where guests are considered a blessing, these two unexpected visitors bring with them: a secret from the past. A secret that would test their love and challenge their faith. Now only a miracle will turn their fortune around.



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