Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Casey Ryback:
That's what I hear. Mostly from you. But that's what I hear.



Movie: Ace in the Hole(1951)


Charles Tatum:
Bad news sells best. Cause good news is no news.



Movie: Open Season(2006)


Elliot:
I feel a little light-headed.


[His one remaining antler falls off]



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Parson:
Ye godless jaspers! Who are ya? Freemasons? Rosicrucians? Heathen emissaries from the depths of Babylon? Boozers! Gluttons! Gamblers! Fornicators!

Steve Bull:
Whassa fornicator?

Haywood Holbrook:
I dunno. I ain't a religious man.



Movie: Half-Life 2 (VG)(2004)


Barney Calhoun:
[after Gordon is congratulated for being a major help in an experiment] Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.




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High School Musical storms theatres - ONE News

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14th Kolkata Film Festival to kick off on November 10 - Mynews India

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:19:00 GMT
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Synecdoche’ directoral debut for Oscar-winning scribe Kaufman - Johnson City Press

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:38:00 GMT
NEW YORK — Did you hear the one about the starlet who was so stupid she had sex with a screenwriter? Charlie Kaufman doesn’t find that old Hollywood joke funny. The Oscar ...

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Patti:
I refuse to screw up your love life.

Frances:
Don't be ridiculous, Patti. You are my love life.



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Mary Astadourian:
[Willmore points his gun when she comes around the corner] Whoa! Take it easy! It's me!

Craig Willmore:
I can see that! What are you doing here?

Mary Astadourian:
You kidding? After that message I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Craig Willmore:
Well you better be careful or he might run your ass raged!

Mary Astadourian:
I wouldn't mind that he was kinda cute.



Movie: xXx(2002)


Toby Lee Shavers:
Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?

Xander Cage:
Nah, I had my leg in a cast for about three months. All I did was play first-person shooter video games.

Toby Lee Shavers:
That's a really sad story.



Movie: One Trick Pony(1980)



Jonah:
Steatopygias.

Cal van Damp:
What?

Jonah:
Steatopygias. It means "rump," so whenever a fat-ass walks in the room... well, someone like you... you'd say, "Well, Cal, you're certainly steatopygias." It's better than fat-ass because you and anyone else wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talkin' about.

Cal van Damp:
[angrily] I guess you don't want to make any records for the rest of your life, you jerk! Hey, hey...



Movie: The Queen(2006)


Tony Blair:
Let's keep in touch.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Yes. Let's.



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Older Nadia Comaneci:
Why don't you ask me questions about gymnastics?



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part II(1986)


Chozen:
You dance very nice


[snickers]


Chozen:
like geisha!



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Hindustan Times - Hindustan Times

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 07:18:00 GMT
How dee doo hoo my dahlias? I just don’t have the time to do any khit pit with Vaziran bua who’s threatening to host a post-Diwali bash for Akshay Kumar. Like it was Akshay’s first party (better late than never, na?), it’ll be bua’ s first ...

Receta de Crantini

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:54:00 +0000
Esto es una receta scrumptious para Crantini, con la vodka de Absolut,
el sec triple, el vermú, el jugo de arándano, los cubos del hielo y
el arándano. 1 vermú triple de la vodka el 1/2 onza sec el 1/2 onza
del 1/2 onza Absolut los cubos del hielo del arándano del jugo de
arándano de 4 onzas agrega todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de
martini con hielo. Entonces la sacudida, vierte en el cristal de
martini y agrega algunos arándanos para terminar ...

SheKnows : Entertainment : Movies : Is America ready for Zack and Miri ... - Sheknows.com

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:02:00 GMT
Seth Rogen has become a huge star. His films are hilarious and equal big box office from Knocked Up to Superbad . Insert the word associated with X-rated films into his film's title and one wonders: will Rogan still have a that movie money mojo? That ...

Receta culpable del O.J.

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:07:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta agradable para saber si hay el O.J. culpable, con ron del coco de Malibu, zumo de naranja y jarabe de la granadina. 1 ron del coco del 1/2 onza Malibu jarabe de la granadina de 1 onza
el zumo de naranja de 4 onzas vierte el ron de Malibu y el zumo de naranja en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Pozo de la sacudida.
Vierta el contenido en un vidrio de highball, y tapa con la granadina.
Adorne con ...

Flee bytes - Times of India

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 06:28:00 GMT
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Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
Have to get an early start for tomorrow. It's Senior day. Gotta roar extra loud. Give'em a little jolt. Know what I'm talking about?



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dave:
Okay, so if I'm not a Steve, then what am I?

Dex:
You... You're... a Stu.



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


[Bob and doug are on stand, in the courtroom]

Bob McKenzie:
I do.

Doug McKenzie:
I do.

Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married Clark.

Doug McKenzie:
Oh.


Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon?

The Judge:
Order, Order.

Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast

Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh.

The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to.

Bob McKenzie:
He's startin' to sound like the old man, soon he'll be sending me out for beers.


[Doug Snorts out the bullets in his nose]



Movie: B*A*P*S(1997)


Isaac:
I'm calling the police. You two have been stealing - from my uncle.

Manley:
No... The girls had nothing to do with it.



[looks at Antonio]

Manley:
It was Antonio.

Isaac:
Antonio...

Antonio:
Isaac, our plan could still work! It could be our words against theirs. Her fingerprints are still on the safe, man!

Isaac:
I don't know what you're talking about! What plan? I'm calling the police...



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Receta curruscante cremosa del crujido

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:52:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta de buen gusto para el crujido
curruscante cremoso, con el licor del cacao de de de nata, de la
avellana de Frangelico y la leche. licor de la avellana de 1 onza
Frangelico cacao de de de nata de 1 onza sacudida de leche de 4 onzas
con hielo (la bebida debe ser un pedacito espumoso). Vierta en un
cristal de martini. Adorne con una cereza. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.

Receta congelada de Margarita #2

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:29:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta apetitosa para Margarita congelado # 2, con el
limeade, el tequila y el sec triple. 1/3 puede triplicar el sec
limeade de 4 onzas tequila de 4 onzas en un mezclador, agrega la lata
de limeade. Con la lata vacía mida el tequila y el sec triple y
agregue al mezclador. Mezcle, agregando los cubos del hielo hasta que
la bebida llega a ser fangosa y sostiene ...

Today's Herald - Calgary Herald

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:05:00 GMT
"She told me that back in the '80s, the Rambo movies were banned and they were smuggled into the country. And they watched these movies before they went out to demonstrate to get ...

'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' is mostly harmless - HamptonRoads.com

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 05:02:00 GMT
You surely won't go to hell for seeing "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," but you probably won't die laughing either. Kevin Smith's movies tend to make more noise than sense. The ...

'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' is mostly harmless - HamptonRoads.com

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 05:02:00 GMT
You surely won't go to hell for seeing "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," but you probably won't die laughing either. Kevin Smith's movies tend to make more noise than sense. The ...

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Wagons East(1994)


Billy:
[while Julian is washing his back] So, what brought you out west, Julian?


Julian Rogers:
Oh, the men. I heard it was just plumb full of them.

Billy:
Men?


[pause]

Billy:
Oh, because men read more books than women.

Julian Rogers:
Uh, yeah.



Movie: Halifax f.p: Afraid of the Dark (TV)(1998)


[first lines]

John Halifax, Jane's Father:
Now, pull it in against you. Not too tight. Lower your cheek. Come on Jane, it won't bite you. Look along the sights. Breathe in. And... squeeze.


[Jane's father is teaching her to shoot a rifle, she seems reluctant]

John Halifax, Jane's Father:
Here, let me show you.


[He encircles her hands and pulls the trigger, she grimaces]




Movie: Haakon Haakonsen(1990)


[As they leave a booby-trapped cave.]

Jens:
It's a miracle you ever got out of there alive.

Håkon:
I nearly didn't.



Movie: Open Water(2003)


Susan:
Oh God! Something's rubbing against my foot!



Latest Movie News

Receta del coctel de la pastilla de goma

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:38:00 +0000
Esto es una receta exquisita para el coctel de la pastilla de goma, con el licor de la crema del amarula, el schnapps del caramelo, la crema y el licor azul de Curaçao. 1 licor azul de Curaçao de la rociada
schnapps del caramelo de 1 onza
licor de la crema del amarula de 2 onzas
la crema de 2 onzas vierte el licor de la crema del amarula, la crema y el schnapps del caramelo en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Pozo de la sacudida.
Filtre en un vidrio de coctel enfriado ...

Receta de Martini de la pastilla de goma

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:13:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la pastilla de goma Martini, con el ron de Bacardi Limon, la vodka, el licor meridional del melocotón de la comodidad, el vermú seco y el jugo de limón. licor meridional del melocotón de la comodidad de la vodka el 1/2 onza de 1 onza
jugo de limón fresco del 1/2 onza
vermú seco del tsp del 1/2
el ron de 2 onzas Bacardi Limon vierte todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media llena con hielo agrietado.
Pozo de la sacudida.
Filtre en un coctel enfriado azúcar-bordeado ...

From book to big screen - Calgary Herald

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 08:58:00 GMT
Like a lot of Hollywood's tough guys, the tough-as-nails John Rambo first appeared in a novel, David Morrell's 1972 debut First Blood. Here's a look at some of our favourite action ...

Flee bytes - Times of India

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 06:28:00 GMT
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