Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Fenster:
I don't know anything about no fuckin? truck.

Cop:
Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.

Fenster:
Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
I guess I just had that one a comin' Well you know what ya'll got a comin'? Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong!



Movie: Mad Max(1979)


[after Roop and Charlie crash into a bystander's van]

Charlie:
Boy, we're really going to get it this time. He had his indicator on.

Roop:
Shut up!



Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Veronica:
Oh man, I'd kill for a cigarette right now

Luc:
You'd kill someone for a cigarette?

Veronica:
No. It's an expression, a figure of speech. I wouldn't exactly kill someone for a cigarette. I'd hurt them real bad at this point, but I won't kill 'em.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Marty McFly:
You're Mad Dog Tannen!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Mad Dog? I hate that name. I hate it. You hear? 'Cause nobody calls me "Mad Dog", especially not some duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash.



Movie: Ladies of Leisure(1930)


Jerry Strong:
I'm over 18 years old, you know.

Bill Standish:
Well, most men never get to be 18. And most women are over 18 when they're born.



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


[with Greenwall at top of a huge set of stairs leading to a temple]

Ace:
I'll meet you at the bottom. There's still one more thing I must do before I go...


[close-up of slinky going down temple stairs]

Ace:
Isn't this incredible? IT'S GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!


[runs down to see Slinky stopped on second last step]

Ace:
Awww man! Can you beleive it. It was right there!



Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


[Wade is waiting to approach Kelly]

Brady:
Hey, Wade, why don't you go ahead and make your move?

Wade:
Don't rush me, Brady. Timing's got to be primo.

Brady:
Yeah, well, money talks and bullshit walks. Know what I mean?



Today's Movie News

Nickler recipe

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:36:00 +0000
A distinctive recipe for Nickler, with brandy, lemon, sugar and coffee.

1 slice lemon
1 tsp coffee
1 tsp sugar
brandy

1.
Fill a pony glass (tall shot glass) with the cheapest brandy that you can find.
Take a round slice of lemon and place it over the top of the pony glass.
3.
Open a packet of sugar (apx 1 tsp) and ...]

Maritime Martini recipe

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:45:00 +0000
Here is a exquisite recipe for Maritime Martini, with gin and dry vermouth.

1 oz dry vermouth
3 oz gin

Pour the gin and dry vermouth into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice.
Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with an anchovy-stuffed olive, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Check out these Lines from Movies:

Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


Ned Logan:
Hell, Will. We ain't bad men no more. Shit, we're farmers.

Will Munny:
Should be easy killing them, supposing they don't go on down to Texas first.

Ned Logan:
How long has it been since you fired a gun at a man, Will? Nine, ten years?

Will Munny:
Eleven.

Ned Logan:
Easy, huh? Hell, I don't know that it was all that easy even back then. And we was young and full of beans. I mean, if you was mad at 'em, Will, I mean. If they'd done you some wrong, I could see shooting 'em.

Will Munny:
We done stuff for money before, Ned.

Ned Logan:
Yeah, we thought we did. All right, so what did these fellas do? Cheat at cards? Steal some strays? Spit on a rich fella? What?

Will Munny:
No, they cut up a woman.

Ned Logan:
What?

Will Munny:
Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.

Ned Logan:
I'll be dogg - Golly, I guess they got it comin'. 'Course, you know, Will, if Claudia was alive you wouldn't be doin' this.



Movie: Oldboy(2003)


Woo-jin Lee:
What I am isn't important. WHY is important.



Movie: Mad Max(1979)


[last lines]

Johnny the Boy:
[Max limps away after handcuffing Johnny to the car, leaking gas next to a fire] HAA! You're funny man, YOU'RE REAL FUNNY! PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Movie: Halloween: Resurrection(2002)


Bill:
You know I think it happened when she was right there. Poor little Judith, helpless, brushing her hair, young and naked.

Jenna Danzig:
Yeah 'cause that's gonna happen right?

Bill:
Come on, Jen. One flash and you could light up a thousand computer screens. Launch your whole career.



Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


[Buck is trying to make Tia go out bowling with him]

Buck:
We've done the battle of the wills. The deck's stacked in my favor. You're just gonna lose again.

Tia:
Try me.

Buck:
How would you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy, out of work, bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep? See you in the car.



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


[to young Matt]

Jack Murdock:
You can do anything if you're not afraid.



Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Yetch:
Don't stand around like a bunch of union grave diggers. Get into your planes.



Movie: The Unmentionables(1963)


Narrator:
On October 28, Agent Mess slapped the handcuffs on Rocky and Mugsy and brought them to justice. They were sentenced to 20 years of hard labor, which was a little tough on Agent Mess, who was never able to find the keys to his handcuffs.



Movie: Keeping Up with the Steins(2006)


Rose Fiedler:
I'm the grandmother. And if I happen to have an opinion, I'll keep it to myself.



Movie: VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (V)(1993)


Larry:
So, you guys are wise men. That's pretty cool, have you, like, have you always been wise, or did you have to go to school for that? Were you serious about that cheese-ball thing? Hey, I can see my house from here!

Scallion #1:
Daniel, because you violated Section 4219 2R9-4000 6 dot 1 dash 7, B, of the code of Babylon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King Darius- you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Goodbye!



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Julie Mott:
Can I help you?

Theresa Burnett:
Yes, I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett.

Julie Mott:
Uh-huh, and that'd be the tall one or the short one?

Theresa Burnett:
The short one.

Julie Mott:
I thought so.



Movie: The Order(2001)


Bookstore Owner:
And sometimes when you look into the abyss... the abyss looks back into you.



Latest Movie News

Mangotini recipe

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:59:00 +0000
Here is a appetizing recipe for Mangotini, with vodka, Cointreau orange liqueur and Snapple Mango Madness soda.

1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
2 oz Snapple Mango Madness soda

Pour the vodka, Cointreau and Snapple mango madness into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked or cubed ice.
Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve ...]

Lonely guy shocked to get $83,000 phone bill

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:42:00 GMT
Reuters - He downloaded movies and other high-resolution files unaware of the charges they would incur. "He's working in the field sometimes, alone, in the shack. What to do? Drink vodka or go on the Internet?" Staniaszek senior told Reuters on Thursday from ...

MOVIE REVIEW: `Juno' (Lexington Herald-Leader)

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:49:00 GMT
The best strategy for anyone interested in enjoying "Juno" for what it is - an exceedingly clever, offbeat comedy about a pregnant teenager - is to stop reading anything about the movie, especially anything that refers to it as "offbeat." Wait, you're still here? Man, NO ONE ever listens to me. Here's my logic: This is one of those cases where hype is threatening to overwhelm a lovely movie. ...

Maraschino Collins recipe

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:29:00 +0000
A enjoyable recipe for Maraschino Collins, with vodka, maraschino cherry juice, lemon juice and club soda.

1 1/2 oz sweetened maraschino cherry juice
1 1/2 oz vodka
1 oz fresh lemon juice
4 oz club soda

Pour the vodka, fresh lemon juice and sweetened maraschino juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake and strain into a tall ...]

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Keys to Tulsa(1997)


Ronnie:
Nice shootin', Bedford. You murdered the lamp.



Movie: Halifax f.p: Afraid of the Dark (TV)(1998)


Hamish:
Don't tell me? She knocked you back.

Ray:
Mate, she's a failed beautician with sagging prospects.



Movie: The Dark Power(1985)


Ranger Girard:
All right, you demonic bastard, let's take this outside!



Movie: Valley Girl(1983)


Steve Richman:
[about Julie] Sarah, do you know how much she looks like you?

Sarah Richman:
Do I still look that way?

Steve Richman:
Better!



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


[last lines]

Chief Rotzinger:
[getting into car] Hey, we gotta commend this Skipowski... I mean, Chipowski.


[Rotzinger pops out of car and looks in total disbelief at the plane taking off]



Movie: An Unreasonable Man(2006)


Ralph Nader:
Let it not be said that this generation refused to give up so little in order to achieve so much.



Movie: The Addiction(1995)


Anthropology Student:
Look what you've done to me! How could you do this? Doesn't this affect you at all?

Kathleen Conklin:
No. It was your decision. Your friend Feuerbach wrote that all men counting stars are equivalent in every way to God. My indifference is not the concern here. It's your astonishment that needs studying.



Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)


Brad:
Uh... where's the spare?

Daryl:
Maybe it's on the car... ya think?



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Capitán Vidal:
I choose to be here because I want my son to be born in a new, clean Spain.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Vin:
One of the men has made room for you in his home.

Old Man:
His conversation would bore me to death!

Vin:
Well, maybe somebody else then.

Old Man:
They are all farmers. They talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I have never shared their interest for fertilizer. And women, well, I became indifferent when I was 83.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
Wanna play with an innocent girl like me? You bad boy!



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


David:
The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?



Today's Movie News

Mariposa recipe

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:46:00 +0000
Check out this exquisite recipe for Mariposa, with white rum, brandy, lemon juice, orange juice and grenadine syrup.

1 dash grenadine syrup
1 oz white rum
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 tbsp orange juice
1/2 oz brandy

Pour the rum, brandy, lemon juice, orange juice and grenadine into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a cocktail ...]

Martini Milano recipe

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:59:00 +0000
This is a exquisite recipe for Martini Milano, with gin, dry vermouth, dry white wine and Campari bitters.

1 tsp Campari bitters
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1/2 oz dry white wine
2 oz gin

Pour the gin, dry vermouth, dry white wine and Campari bitters into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice.
Shake well, and strain into a chilled ...]

Report: Former Newark mayor billed adult movies to city

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:51:00 GMT
Philadelphia Inquirer - NEWARK, N.J. - Indicted former Mayor Sharpe James billed the city for adult movies and body lotions while on a business trip, prosecutors allege in documents filed in federal court. The allegations were detailed in a Nov. 17 letter sent to James ...