Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Under Siege(1992)


William Strannix:
[after successfully taking the Missouri] Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good.



Movie: Accident(1967)


Charley:
[reading from learned journal] A statistical analysis of sexual intercourse at Kolenzo University, Milwaukee showed... that 70% did it in the evening, 29.9% between 2 and 4 in the afternoon and 0.1% during a lecture on Aristotle.

Aged Professor:
I'm surprised to hear that Aristotle is on the syllabus in the State of Wisconsin.



Movie: Dai-Rantô Smash Brothers Deluxe (VG)(2001)


Slippy Toad:
What do you think of my invention guys?



Movie: Valerie (V)(2002)



Valerie:
This may seem like a silly question, but, like, what's it about?

Lori:
About? Like, it's about an hour and twenty minutes.



Movie: Obchod na korze(1965)


Antonin Brtko:
What can I do? What? I'm nobody. A zero.



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


[from trailer]


Shane Wolfe:
[while changing the baby's diaper] Ewwww, Red Baby!



Movie: Half-Life 2 (VG)(2004)


Dr. Isaac Kleiner:
We can't leave without Lamarr. She's around here somewhere

Alyx Vance:
Come on Dr. Kleiner we can find you another pet headcrab.


Dr. Isaac Kleiner:
There's only one Hedy!



Movie: Oh, God! You Devil(1984)


God:
You're impossible.

The Devil:
[straight to camera] Believe me... I'm possible.



Movie: Kaijû daisenso(1965)


Astronaut K. Fuji:
[about King Ghidorah] Can't you drive it away?

Controller of Planet X:
If you have an idea how to do it, won't you tell us?



Movie: The Unforgiven(1960)


[the Zacharys are discussing the rumors about Rachel]

Cash:
It's out there, Ben. It's layin' on their stomachs and they don't know what to do.

Ben:
Well, it's still a lie and we've got nothin' to be ashamed of.

Cash:
What are we goin' to do when one of them says it? What are we goin' to do when one of them says it to Rachel?

Ben:
Kill 'em, I guess.

Cash:
That's all I wanted to hear.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Connie Sumner:
We could end this now and nobody would get hurt

Paul:
I'd get hurt.



Movie: One Night Stand(1984)


Sam:
Nuclear bombs... if you think about it, if there was a kid in outer-space doing a science project on human-beings, he'd have to say we're all crazy.



Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Haggard: The Movie

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:19:00 +0000
Ryan Dunn:
after Glauren apologizes] Get lost.

she turns around and smacks Valo]

Valo:
When was the last time you beat off?

Ryan:
…What?

Valo:
When was the last time you beat off?

Ryan:
halfheartedly throws bottle]

Valo:
That was the most pussified attempt I have ever seen.

Hellyboy:
What the f*ck is that? Do I have a camera?

Raab:
See you Valo.

Valo:
God-damn, I don’t know him.

Minority report - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:44:00 GMT
It is Saturday night. In the corner of a small bar in Helsinki sit two young, Finnish men. They are talking to each other in their mother-tongue: Swedish. While talking, they ...

Quotation from the Movie “Uncommon Women… and Others”

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:49:00 +0000
Muffet DiNicola:
It’s debilitating constantly seeing your worth in terms of someone else.