Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Octopussy(1983)


Vijay:
Is he still there?

Q:
You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!



Movie: Dakota Incident(1956)


Mark Chester:
What do them savages know about God? What kind of religion does an Indian got?

Sen. Blakely:
Well, among other things, the religion of taking only from the land which is necessary for his survival. The Indian takes his food from the small end of the Horn of Plenty. The white man spills his from the large end and leaves it to rot upon the ground.

Minstrel:
Just like a politician spilling words out of the big end. Senator, your Horn of Plenty is the same at both ends... no small end; none at all.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Roy:
[sniffs] What's the smell? Disinfectant?


[smells his cards]

Roy:
It's the cards. He washed the cards.


[gets up from the table]

Roy:
I'm getting out of here. I can't stand any more.

Oscar Madison:
Wait a minute, Roy. Where are you going?

Roy:
I've been sitting here, breathing cleaning fluid and ammonia for three hours! Nature didn't intend for poker to be played like that.


[leaves]



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Ricky, if you turn on the stereo, how do you control the volume on the television?

Ricky Bobby:
If you have the stereo on, why would you turn up the volume on the TV?

Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Cause I like to party.



Movie: AFI Tribute to George Lucas (TV)(2005)


Carrie Fisher:
Hi, I'm Mrs. Han Solo, and I'm an alcoholic.



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


[Frank and his gang are standing in front of Timmy McBain, after killing the other family members]

Gang member:
What are we going to do with this one, Frank?

Frank:
Now that you've called me by name?



Movie: Dark City(1950)


John Murdoch:
When was the last time you remember doing something during the day?

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
What do you mean?

John Murdoch:
I just mean during the day. Daylight. When was the last time you remember seeing it? And I'm not talking about some distant, half-forgotten childhood memory, I mean like yesterday. Last week. Can you come up with a single memory? You can't, can you? You know something, I don't think the sun even... exists... in this place. 'Cause I've been up for hours, and hours, and hours, and the night never ends here.



Movie: The Magic Christian(1969)


Ginger Horton:
Ah! My Second World War Nazi atrocity book came at last.


[turns to Youngman, dog in her lap, and browses the book]

Ginger Horton:
Do you know what Bitsy and I do? We sit down and imagine all those atrocities being done to sex criminals. - Yes, sex criminals and the like. And that Dr Thorndike!

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[overhearing] What's that, Ginge? Bill Thorndike a sexy criminal?

Ginger Horton:
The man you sent me to. He behaved VERY strangely.



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