Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Today's Movie News

Pamela Smart Maintains Innocence in Prison

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:56:00 GMT
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Heart Throb recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:46:00 +0000
Check out this distinctive recipe for Heart Throb, with Kahlua coffee liqueur, whipping cream and dark rum.

1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
3/4 oz dark rum
3/4 oz whipping cream

Make pousse-cafe in a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Newbury Cocktail recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:06:00 +0000
Here is a tasteful recipe for Newbury Cocktail, with gin, sweet vermouth and triple sec.

1 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz triple sec
3 oz gin

Pour the gin, sweet vermouth and triple sec into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice.
Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with a twist of lemon, and serve.
Serve in ...]

Zool recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:03:00 +0000
A divine recipe for Zool, with peach schnapps, Absolut vodka and amaretto almond liqueur.

1 oz Absolut vodka
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz peach schnapps

Pour peach schnapps into a shot glass, and add vodka.
Add amaretto until vodka turns to a light brown, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Mofo Cocktail recipe

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:36:00 +0000
This is a appetizing recipe for Mofo Cocktail, with vodka, cranberry juice, peach schnapps and milk.

1 1/2 oz milk
1/4 oz cranberry juice
1/4 oz peach schnapps
1/4 oz vodka

Layer ingredients in a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.