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Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Cornwall:
Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him.

Devon:
How can you be so cold-blooded?

Cornwall:
Easy, I'm a reptile.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Barnes Wallace:
[Morning after the raid] Is it true? All those fellows lost?

Gibson:
Only two aircraft went down in the attacks. That was Hopgood's over the Moehne and Maudsley's at the Eder. Astell got it soon after crossing the coast. And Dinghy Young was shot down over the sea, on his way home. The rest we don't know about. They've been calling them since midnight, but they haven't answered. The flak was bad. Worse than I expected.

Barnes Wallace:
[upset] Fifty-six men... If I'd known it was going to be like this, I'd never have started.

Gibson:
Now you mustn't think that way. If all these fellows had known from the beginning they wouldn't be coming back they would have gone for it just the same. There isn't a single one of them that would have dropped out. I knew them all. I know that's true. Look, you've had a worse night than any of us. Why don't you find the doctor and ask for one of his sleeping pills?




Movie: Action in the North Atlantic(1943)


Capt. Steve Jarvis:
[to a departing German U-boat after it has rammed his survivor lifeboat] Go on, laugh, you apes! You've had your blood and fire to make you laugh, but I swear to God our time is comin'! We'll pay ya back! We'll hunt ya down and slice ya like a piece of cheese!

Lt. Joe Rossi:
Oh, they can't hear you.

Capt. Steve Jarvis:
No, but God can.



Movie: Half Nelson(2006)


Dan:
Change moves in spirals, not circles. For example, the sun goes up and then it goes down. But everytime that happens, what do you get? You get a new day. You get a new one. When you breathe, you inhale and you exhale, but every single time that you do that you're a little bit different then the one before. We're always changing. And its important to know that there are some changes you can't control and that there are others you can.



Movie: Magnificent Obsession(1935)


[last lines]

Edward Randolph:
Once you find the way, you'll be bound. It will obsess you. but believe me, it will be a magnificent obsession.



Movie: Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse (VG)(2004)


Albedo:
As my duty as an immortal, I've prepared a brand-new world view for mankind. When I temporarily linked with U-DO, I climbed the ladder of evolution, and saw the leaning tower of culture that humans have struggled to construct. It's not even a tower, really, it's a scaffold of rotting wood, built with meager knowledge and pitiful tools. But a nice guy would tell them the truth, would he not? 'Hello! You've got it all wrong!'

Jr.:
What are you gonna do with this region of space?

Albedo:
Who knows? Perhaps I'll cause a shift and push this whole dimension into a high-order domain. Don't be afraid: We low-dimension creatures will move en masse to a higher plane! It'll be glorious! The true eternal chain! The fulfillment of that which we lacked! The evolution of mankind, and the evolution of the very world itself that watches over us! Happy days are here! They'll name a holiday after me! That is, assuming they even have the concept of holidays on the other side!



Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


[Damon has just sneaked up on Brenda and Natalie, proceeding to scare them half to death]

Damon:
Boo!

Brenda:
[In disgust] Is that what you do in your spare time, Damon? Just go around scaring people like a freak?



Movie: xXx(2002)


[referring to Senator Dick]


Xander Cage:
He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education... come on Dick, it's the only education we got.



Movie: The AbsentMinded Professor(1961)


Prof. Ned Brainard:
Corners beautifully, doesn't it?



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Felix Ungar:
Look at these shorts. I feel like I could be a cocktail waitress at a crap game.

Oscar Madison:
Yeah, if you wiggle your fanny right you can make double sixes.



Movie: Up the Down Staircase(1967)


Joe Ferone:
I've just seen your type before, that's all. There's one every year. "Not living up to your potential," they say. Is that what you were going to say, teach? "Just wanna help you, Joe?" "Just wanna be your friend?" Then they get to feeling very sorry for your about your "environmental factors", and your "low socio-economic level". Till you've just have to tell 'em; "Get your nose outta my environmental factors, will ya? Keep your damn hands off my potential"... and then they turn you in.



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