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Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Undercover Brother:
You know what they say, behind every great black man...

Conspiracy Brother:
is the police.

Undercover Brother:
No.

Smart Brother:
A bunch of slow white athletes?

Undercover Brother:
No!

White She-Devil:
A cute butt.

Undercover Brother:
NO!

Lance:
Probable cause.






Movie: Date Movie(2006)


[Grant is serenading Julia with a boombox]

Angry Neighbor:
Get an iPod!




Movie: The Tailor of Panama(2001)


Andy:
Come and dance.

Francesca Deane:
Oh God. You don't DANCE as well, do you?

Andy:
As well as what?




Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)


[after the plane crash]

Winifred Ames:
This is all your fault you liberal, commie, convict-hiring fuck. We're stranded miles from nowhere, no idea where we are, so what are we gonna do now you so-sure, twinkle-toed, Hollywood shit-head? Huh? What now?


Stanley Motss:
This is nothing. This is nothing. Piece of cake, walk in the park. This is nothing.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Foosa:
Foosa ooh! Foosa aah!



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Lance:
Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!





Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Some drunks were drinking and setting their beer bottles on Mr. Miyagi's truck]

Miyagi:
Excuse me, please. Boy cold. Must leave. Kindly remove bottles.

Drunk:
Kindly do it yourself, Mr. Moto.





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Ginger Apple Martini recipe

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Check out this distinctive recipe for Ginger Apple Martini, with Kazkar Feni cashew apple liqueur, sour apple mix, ginger and apple juice.

1 1/4 oz Kazkar Feni cashew apple liqueur
1 oz apple juice
1/4 oz fresh ginger
3/4 oz sour apple mix

Shake ingredients together in a cocktail shaker.
Strain into a martini cocktail glass.
Garnish with shaved ginger and ...]