Give me Quotations now!

Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)


Father Barry:
You'd better get rid of that gun, unless you haven't got the guts, and if you don't, you'd better hang on to it!



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Cihuacoatl (Aztec high-priest):
[to Friar Diego, in Nahuatl translated by a blind Aztec girl] There's nothing to be done. Topiltzin is now a spirit without the limits of a body.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Snaps:
Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker.

Finucci:
Oh, we make-a you look like a banker... take off-a you pants.



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)



Sally:
It wasn't really a story, was it?


[the Baron tosses her a scarlet pumpernickle]



Movie: East Is East(1999)


Stella Moorhouse:
I'll never let the colour of your Dad come between us.



Movie: Queer Duck: The Movie (V)(2006)


Reverend Vandergelding:
So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?

Queer Duck:
Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies...



[music starts]

Reverend Vandergelding:
Wait a minute...


[music stops]

Reverend Vandergelding:
Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?

Queer Duck:
Just sit back and enjoy it!



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Dick Goodwin:
Excuse me. Do you think he might see me before the peacock molts?


Kintner's Secretary:
Who are you with again?

Dick Goodwin:
I'm with the United States Congress. Perhaps you've heard of them.



Movie: VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle (V)(1996)


Phillipe:
Hello Israelites! You are pigs!

Jean Claude:
And soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!

Phillipe:
Oho! After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and will have to fetch us our slippers!


Jean Claude:
And iron our trousers!

Phillipe:
And wipe our little noses!

Jean Claude:
And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try! Don't you have anything to say?

Jimmy Gourd:
Um - do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.

Jerry Gourd:
Yeah! Me too!

Phillipe:
This is going to be easier than we thought.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
This damn bike. I hate this bike. I hate this frigging bike. Stupid bike.

Lucille:
Daniel. What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away?

Daniel:
Because I felt like it.




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Melissa:
You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

Ace Ventura:
Oh yeah? And you're ugly.



Movie: Earthsea (TV)(2004)


The Dragon:
Ask me two questions, wizard, and I will give you the answers.


Ged:
Isn't it usually three?

The Dragon:
Yes, but with that you're back to two.



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