Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Amsterdam Vallon:
Is there anyone in the five points you *haven't* fucked?

Jenny:
Yes! *You!*



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
[Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today?

Nikki:
I went to the park.

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
Why'd you go to the park? You need to be going to schoolhouse.


Nikki:
I'm not smart.

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
Who told you that?

Nikki:
My last foster mother, she said that the only thing I'd ever be smart enough to do is lay on my back.

Joe:
Is her name Jennifer? I know Jennifer, that's what she does all the time.

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
Shut up Joe,


[to Nikki]

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
the best revenge you can get on a person who tells you something like that, is to prove them wrong.

Joe:
Best way to get revenge on someone like that is to kick their butt.




Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe(1991)


Secundus:
[Upon seeing Abraxas] What happened to your face?

Abraxas:
I was volted, T-squared!

Secundus:
Looks like they lined your skull with pla-steel.

Abraxas:
It's over.


Secundus:
Right. I win. The girl will bear my child, and he will be the answer.

Abraxas:
Why? You had it all. An almost immortal lifespan. Virtually unlimited power!

Secundus:
Almost? Virtually? It's not enough, when I can have it all! The key is the birth of a comater. The comater will be able to compute the anti-life equation. That child will be a comater. Join me. To stop me now, you have to kill the girl. I know you, you can't do that.

Abraxas' Answer Box:
Communication from command: Secundus will be transported to penal planet Tyrannus 7, a travel warp is operative.

Secundus:
HAHAHA! It doesn't matter! I win... see you soon Abraxas.



Movie: Halifax f.p: A Person of Interest (TV)(2000)


Dr Frances Needham:
We missed you at the gallery opening the other night.

Dr. Jane Halifax:
Yeah, I had to wash my hair that night!

Dr Frances Needham:
Professor Stephens was asking after you.

Dr. Jane Halifax:
Really? How's his wife and kids?

Emma Ford:
Look at them, they're like flies to shit


[about reporters]

Dr. Jane Halifax:
You always had such a way with words! Didn't you want to be a journalist once?


Emma Ford:
Oh, I decided I was too ethical

Dr. Jane Halifax:
So you became a lawyer instead?!

Dr. Jane Halifax:
Given that it's a high grade abnormality. Would I need a hysterectomy?

Dr David King:
Well it's possible but unlikely. The Colposcopy will let us know the next step.

Dr. Jane Halifax:
Well I suppose I should be grateful. All this time I thought my father didn't leave me anything.



Movie: Take the Lead(2006)


Sasha:
Look we don't need your charity or anything.




Movie: The Magnificent Seven Ride!(1972)


[Mark leaves the room with his arms around three women]

Mark Skinner:
Chris, did I ever tell you I was born in Salt Lake? I'm a Mormon!



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


Trudi:
Sheila has been studying the art of conversation.

Harris:
Oh, you're taking a course in conversation?

Sheila:
Yes.


[Long pause]



Movie: Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj(2006)


Sadie:
[staring at Simon's 11 inches] I'm surprised you don't get out more.



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