Today's Quotes:

Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
He who trusts in providence will never starve. Stella was right. My poor Stella.



Movie: Orlando(1992)


Orlando:
If I were a man...

Shelmerdine:
You?

Orlando:
I might choose not to risk my life for an uncertain cause. I might think that freedom won by death is not worth having. In fact...

Shelmerdine:
You might choose not to be a real man at all. Say, if I were a woman...

Orlando:
You?


Shelmerdine:
I might choose not to sacrifice my life caring for my children, nor my children's children, nor to drown anonymously in the milk of female kindness, but instead, say, to go abroad. Would I then be...

Orlando:
A real woman?



Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


Yvette Carte-Blanche:
What is happening?


Maria Recamier:
We were both aroused by the banging.

Edith:
I too was aroused by the banging.

Roger Leclerc:
I was aroused when I saw the girls with the candles.



Movie: Above the Rim(1994)


Kyle-Lee:
You my man and the whole 9 but you look like a 14-karat Urkel.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)


[last lines]

Noodles:
I hope the investigation turns out to be nothing; it'd be a shame to see a lifetime of work go to waste.



Movie: Dallas(1950)


Judge Harper:
Dallas will be run by Federal law, not mob rule. We're not wild westerners. We're facing east and that's our future. We intend to build industries here, and culture. Dallas will raise people, not cows.

Blayde Hollister:
If your carpetbag riffraff doesn't choke it to death in her cradle.



Movie: The Quiet(2005)


Nina Deer:
Life sucks, Dot. I feel like I can tell you this. I feel like I can be honest because you can't hear. Or can you? Look at you, eating your sandwich like a piglet while I talk. Strangely comforting... When I first met you, I mean when you first moved in, I hated you. I hated your face, your dumb blank stare. But now that I feel like I know you again that's all changed. It's so nice to know there's someone whos life sucks more than mine.


[whisper]

Nina Deer:
I'm gonna kill my dad Dot. Tonight. I hate him you know. I hate him and I love him. I hate it when he won't let me go out with my friends, but I love it when he *fucks* me. I hate it when he fucks me too, though. See how that works? Doesn't make any sense.



[stop whispering, speak quiet]

Nina Deer:
He likes it when I bite on his nipples though. I stick the tip of his nipple between my teeth... and I rub my tongue back and forth on it, like a windshield wiper.


[emulates with Dot's finger]

Nina Deer:
Drives him wild. I made him cum once just by sucking on his nipples. I didn't even need to touch his dick once. I love that I can tell you this shit, cause it's like it's off my chest but it's still a secret, you know? Michelle's dad's got a gun. I know where it is. But I figure it'd be too gross. You know, with Mom's decorating and all. Although she's probably already joining Judy Garland and Marylin Monroe in Pill Popper's Paradise. Just like an E True Maradin story. I'm gonna do it late. Mom won't wake up, nah. You can't hear. It'll just be me, my daddy, and a bullet. Michelle's gonna steal it for me this afternoon.


[slams hand on table]

Nina Deer:
Pow...




Movie: Untamed Youth(1957)


Lillibeth:
Don't hit me in the mouth again, you'll break my dental plate.



Movie: Dancin' Thru the Dark(1990)


Winker:
Wanna come back to my place?

Maureen:
What for?


Winker:
A fuck and a pizza.

Maureen:
[pause] Is it a wholemeal pizza?



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
Man, what you been eatin'?

Drix:
That's my effervescent propulsion.


Osmosis:
A'ight. But we're drivin' with the windows open. I don't want none of those fruitybubbles stinking up my ride. You got that?



Movie: C'est arrivé près de chez vous(1992)


Ben:
If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy!



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