Lines from Movies:

Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)


Bonnie Lee:
Say, isn't that girl the one he used to be in love with?


Kid Dabb:
Bonnie, when it rains, every third drop falls on one of them.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
I hope you like potato salad... it's chunky style... my favorite!



Movie: Vampires Anonymous(2003)


[at a Vampire's Anonymous meeting]


Vic:
Hello, my name is Vic...

The Crowd:
Hi, Vic!

Vic:
...and I'm a vampire.



Movie: The Unforgiven(1960)


[the Zachary's are trapped inside the house]

Andy Zachary:
The only thing I hate is I never got to go to Wichita and have me...



[pauses and looks at Ma]

Andy Zachary:
... that glass of beer.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Valo:
When was the last time you beat off?

Ryan:
...What?

Valo:
When was the last time you beat off?




Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Hardy Cathcart:
[whispering] Tell him you need two hundred dollars to leave town.

Stauffer, alias Fred Foss:
[on the phone to Galt] I need two yards, powder money.




Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Chris Pontius:
Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Stella:
So, get a job.


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
What, donating blood. No-one drinks my blood. Work. Animals work.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Rolfe Brent:
You know, Don, I have too much time to play, and maybe you haven't enough.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Oh, I have all I want. Elsa can represent me in the sporting world.

Rolfe Brent:
Well, if I had such a charming representative, I'd retire to the sidelines, too.


Dr. Donald Middleton:
You playboys are the ones who are really on the sidelines.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Tanaka:
[after find out Phelps has bought the team] Miss Phelps.


[Speaking in Japanese]

Tanaka:
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.



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