Quotes:

Movie: Unstrung Heroes(1995)


Sandy Lidz:
I can't eat these.

Amelia:
Why not?

Sandy Lidz:
They look like doodie cakes.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Motorcycle Cop:
Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?


Clark:
No, sir, I don't.

Motorcycle Cop:
Well... it's probably pretty stiff.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Bill:
Here's the thing... I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack... That's pretty much the thing.



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
[to Mrs. Plummer] Ma'am, I've dealt with...


[Gary bites his ear]

Shane Wolfe:
OW! Oh my God!


Julie Plummer:
Sorry! That's Gary.



Movie: Up the Chastity Belt(1971)


Knotweed:
[pointing] What's that?

Lurkalot:
That is my latest batch of home made Aphrodisiac.


Knotweed:
Well. What's that?

Lurkalot:
Aphrodisiac? Well it you know. Gets you going.

Knotweed:
Going where?

Lurkalot:
Look. This is for people you see who want to, but they can't. And they take some of this you see, and they can. Like Rattlesnakes.

Knotweed:
Do What?

Lurkalot:
[exasperated] Rattle.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Ham & Cheese(2004)



Beth Goodson:
[upon learning her husband Barry just arbitrarily quit his telemarketing job] I mean God Barry, at least we could count on those two hundred dollars evert two weeks to buy your acting supplies... now I'm going to have to pay for them too?

Barry Goodson:
Hey - enough about YOU. This affects ME.



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1 oz Bombay Sapphire gin
1 oz Cinzano dry vermouth
1 oz elderflower cordial
1/2 oz lime juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake until very chilled; serve immediately.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

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