Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Nancy:
[about Oliver] I thieved for you when I was a child not half his age, and I've thieved for you ever since, don't you know it!


Fagin:
And if you have, it is your living!

Nancy:
Aye, it is. It is my living. And you're the wretch that drove me to them long ago, and that'll keep me there, day and night, day and night, DAY AND NIGHT!



Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Esqueleto:
[to Ramses] I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!




Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
One more push, I'm gonna to smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth!



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


[Shaking Billy Tim Denham's hand]


Frank:
You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize?

Billy Tim Denham:
I'm Sorry?

Frank:
You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Sergeant Johnson:
[shooting him as Master Chief] OW!



Movie: Kansas City(1996)


Blondie O'Hara:
Can I have my husband back now?

Seldom Seen:
How do you want him, in a box or a sack?




Movie: Magyar vándor(2004)


Jumurdzsák:
I'm Jumurdzsák!



Movie: VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (V)(1993)


Larry:
See you guys later! Thanks for the pizza!



Movie: Ocean Front Property(2004)


Valerie Rogers:
[on hearing Rick walking down the stairs right after talking about him] Speak of the devil.

Stan Locke:
Speak of the Valerie.

Valerie Rogers:
You do know 'Stan' is only one letter from 'Satan' don't you?

Stan Locke:
[he looks at the distance between them] No, Stan's about five feet from Satan.




Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


Les Averman:
You guys wanna ease up a little bit? Just thought I'd ask



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