Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Unhinged(1982)


Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Today's Movie News

Ellen Page talks at Oscar luncheon

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:04:00 GMT
MSN New Zealand - ... to do, and when something like this happens, it's absolutely exciting and ridiculously humbling and makes me think, 'Well … this is kinda working out OK. Maybe I'll get to make a couple more movies.

Apple - Apple Upgrades Iphones To Hold More Movies (ContactMusic)

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:14:06 GMT
In an apparent effort to make more room for "rented" movies downloaded from Disney's iTunes online store, Apple has expanded the storage capacity of its iPhone and the ...

Alfa Romeo losing money

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:59:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Enzo Ferrari used to race Alfa Romeos before he started up his own company, Alfa won the first Formula One World Championship in 1950, and in its 1960s heyday, cameo appearances in movies such as The ...

Movies opening Friday (Detroit Free Press)

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:31:11 GMT
"Caramel": The lives of five Lebanese women who work in a beauty salon. Unrated. "Fool's Gold": Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey in a romantic adventure. Rated PG-13.