Give me Movie Quotes now!

Movie: xXx: State of the Union(2005)


Zeke:
[repeated] If its got wheels, we can jack it.




Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Nacho:
[singing] I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Mary Astadourian:
[after escaping bomb] It's times like this I wish I still smoked!



Movie: Madame Racketeer(1932)


Countess von Claudwig:
You pick 'em young, don't you?

Jack Houston:
They pick me. Why, I'm catnip to the skirts.




Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Frank T.J. Mackey:
In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on video and audio cassette. Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques to have any hardbody blonde just dripping to wet your dock. Bottom line? Language. The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset. Tap directly into her hopes, her wants, her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. Learn how to make that lady "friend" your sex-starved servant. I don't care how you look. I don't care what car you drive. I don't care what your last bank statement says. Seduce and Destroy produces an instant money-back guarantee trance-like state that will get you this - naughty sauce you want fast. Hey - how many more times do you need to hear the all-too-famous line of 'I just don't feel that way about you?'



Movie: Taps(1981)


Parent:
Sergeant, we aren't in the Army.

Master Sergeant Kevin Moreland:
No need for apologies.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pappy O'Daniel:
It seems that Mr. Stokes has a grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys, on account of their rough and rowdy past.


[boos]

Pappy O'Daniel:
Seems, Mr. Stokes is the kind of fella who wants to cast the first stone. Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgiving, Christian sort of man. And I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...


[turns away from the mike, towards Everett]

Pappy O'Daniel:
[no-nonsense] It is, ain't it, boys?


Ulysses Everett McGill:
Uh, yes sir, it is.



Movie: Pakeezah(1971)


Salim Ahmed Khan:
Tonight, I will see those feet you planted in my heart, performing in front of everyone. Will I be able to look?



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Blond Dread:
Who that? Who in MY HOUSE?


Mike Lowery:
I'm the Devil! Who's asking?

Blond Dread:
The Devil... is not welcome... HEEEEEERRE!



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Vicomte de Valmont:
I often wonder how you manage to invent yourself.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pappy O'Daniel:
Holey moley! These boys are a hit!


Junior O'Daniel:
But Pappy, they's integrated!



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Mason the Chimpanzee:
[Mason and Phil are surrounded by police] If you have any poo, fling it now.



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