Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


Doug McKenzie:
[after taking multiple checks from the opposing hockey team] Ow, my left nut!



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Professor Porter:
Oh, those magnificent creatures, shivering in cages. What is this world coming to?


[He hits his fist on the wall; suddenly the ship shifts to the side, from Tantor getting on board]

Professor Porter:
Oh, by Jove. Don't know my own strength.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Felix Ungar:
You just have to help me figure out a reason why I should get up and go sit next to her.

Oscar Madison:
How about... ummm... .I don't know. How about, your seat is broken?

Felix Ungar:
No, 'cos I'm a bad liar, she'll know I'm lying.

Oscar Madison:
How about if I break your seat?



Movie: Unstrung Heroes(1995)


Sid Lidz:
Everything can be broken down to numbers. Science will be earth's salvation.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Johnny Knoxville:
Is Butterbean okay?




Movie: Oregon Trail(1945)


Holdup man:
Alright folks, line up nice like and kindly put your contributions in here.

George Layton:
This'll be the sorriest day you've ever seen! I'm George Layton!

Holdup man:
Yeah? And I'm Harvey Dawson!

George Layton:
I own the town of Gunsight and I'll have you...


Holdup man:
All you'll have is a pair of wings to float to heaven with if you don't close that trap and get busy!



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


Zardoz:
Zardoz is pleased.



Movie: "1-800-Missing"(2003)


Jess Mastriani:
Couple of people saw the woman in the park before the kidnapping. She was wandering around, ranting and raving.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
How many is a couple?

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
Three.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
I'll re-interview them personally.


Jess Mastriani:
They've been here over an hour. They've missed meetings, haven't been able to pick up their kids...

Assistant Director John Pollock:
All right. Get the name of everyone who wants to leave.

Jess Mastriani:
And...?

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Arrest them.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
What for?

Assistant Director John Pollock:
They don't want to talk to me, they're suspects.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?



Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe(1991)


Secundus:
I'm looking for a man. A wo-man.

Cocky Youth:
Women. Ah, you're looking for women. Like exotic dancers.

Secundus:
I'm not familiar with the term ?exotic dancer?.

Secundas' Answer Box:
Exotic dancers are birthing members of this species performing contemporary fertility rites.



Movie: X: The Unknown(1956)


Peter Elliott:
How do you explain it, sir? All this extraordinary damage just to steal an old sample container?



Movie: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (TV)(1998)


Nat X:
I'm talkin' about The Man that says if a bride wears a white wedding dress, she looks like a virgin, but if a bride wears a black wedding dress, she looks like a hooker. I'm talking about the same Man that owns a company called Black & Decker. Now I don't know what's wrong with that, I'm just mad that they used the word 'black' without my permission.



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