Monday, February 18, 2008

Lines from Movies for Today

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Movie: VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (V)(1993)


Larry:
Compared to God, the Slime Monster is like a teeny little cornflake!

Junior Asparagus:
Yeah, but the Slime Monster can squirt slime out of his ears!



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Paul:
[Feng is brought to the police to turn state's evidence against Sen and her organization and is met by Paul, who's in handcuffs with a cigarette in his mouth] Hey miss, do you have a light?

Feng:
[annoyed] I don't smoke.


Paul:
Oh, that's alright! I've got one myself here.


[pulls out lighter and lights up his cigarette]

Paul:
You know I don't smoke either.

Feng:
[mutters under her breath] Full of shit.

Paul:
[sits down beside Feng] So what are you in for?

Feng:
I'm helping the police with an investigation. I am not a criminal, okay?


Paul:
Oh. So you're a state witness. Funny, you don't look like a snitch to me. You must really hate that woman.

Feng:
Well, she hates me!

Paul:
Hey, come on. Maybe she hates you, because you hate her.

Feng:
[looks at Paul's handcuffs] What are you in for?

Paul:
[Paul easily removes the cuffs, picks up a pen and opens a case report folder] Oh, I'm here to take your statement.

Feng:
[jaw drops] So you're a cop?!


Paul:
Hey wrong!


[gets up and points to a Hong Kong police poster]

Paul:
You should say 'I'm a Royal Hong Kong policeman'. That's the correct term.

Feng:
[eyes him hard] You sleaze!

Paul:
Hey, hey, that's rude lady. I just wanted to see if you were geniune. Whether you were really willing to cooperate with the police. And now I know. So you wanna start?

Feng:
I need my lawyer.



[her lawyer shows up and she points to Paul]

Feng:
Oh Mr. Chan, thank god! I wanna sue this cop for intimidation.

Paul:
[shocked and surprised] Sue me? Do you know who I am? I'm the cleanest cop in all of the police force. The commissioner thinks I'm a saint and that I can do no wrong.


[Paul chuckles to himself, but in the very next scene, he has a miserable look on his face after his superior chews him out for causing Feng trouble]

Paul:
Oh, I just can't believe it! How could he believe her?! It's just totally unfair.



Movie: Gaia gensouki (VG)(1994)


Kara:
[about her pet pig, Hamlet] He's got some sort of pig power...



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Susan:
Hi, I'm Susan. I painted the car, I... we had sex.

Reese Bobby:
Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.




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