Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Marcus Burnett:
[driving the "ice-cream truck"] What am I smellin'?

Mike Lowrey:
Just drive!

Marcus Burnett:
What am I smellin'?

Julie Mott:
[Sees barrels of ether hanging in the back of the van. Reads the label] Ether. Extremely... flammable... ether. Oh shit!


Mike Lowrey:
God-damn...

Marcus Burnett:
Oh, you-you-you-you da man. Oh you're the fuckin' man tonight! You go and pick an ice-cream truck that's a damn bomb!



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)



Verbal:
The DA gave me immunity.

Dave Kujan:
Not from me. You get no immunity from me, you piece of shit. Every criminal I have put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint. Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity they seem so fit to grant you won't be worth the paper the contract put out on your life is printed on.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Squirrel Master:
Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch!

Nasty Nate:
Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!


Kenny:
Here take it!


[walks away with Squirrel Master]

Kenny:
I'm somebody's bitch!



Movie: Tango & Cash(1989)


Gabriel Cash:
This is the tape that's gonna clear our names, courtesy of our friend Jumbo the Forgerer. What do you got?

Ray Tango:
I got a quarter of four.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Max Cherry:
Ordell, this isn't a bar. You don't have a tab.




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Ace Ventura:
[as Captain Kirk] Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER.



Movie: K-PAX(2001)


Claudia Villars:
[after prot has disappeared] Patients do not escape from this institution. They don't escape. I'm going to have a great time explaining this to the state board. I've got psychotics on the fourth floor packing up their sneakers because they all think they're going off to K-PAX. Find him.




Movie: Dances with Wolves(1990)


John Dunbar:
[writing in his diary] If it wasn't for my companion, I believe I'd be having the time of my life.



Movie: One Dark Night(1983)


Kitty:
Let's book up!


Leslie:
What's the big rush?

Carol:
I wanna get there before it closes, nerdle brain!

Leslie:
Nerdle brain; very nice.



Movie: The Accused(1949)


Sarah Tobias:
What are our chances?

Kathryn Murphy:
50-50 at the most. Good night.

Sarah Tobias:
Good night.



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