Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!

Sgt. Johnson:
[over intercom] I heard that, Jackass!




Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
[as "Uncle Nutsy," to Bob as "Bobbo the Clown"] ... Hey, Bobbo! Wanna play a game? Look up... Look down... Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!


[Hits him in the face]


George Newman:
Uh-oh. Bobbo fall down go boom. Aw, what's the matter, Bobbo? I know! You're hungry! Have I got just the thing for you! Yes sir, clowns AND kids just can't resist the mouth-watering, lip-smacking taste of Mrs. Hackenberger's Butter Cookies!


[He proceeds to stuff Bobbo's face with "cookies," which are actually dog biscuits; George has picked up the wrong box!]

George Newman:
Right, Bobbo? That's right! And guess what, Mom? THEY'RE NUTRITIOUS, TOO! Just look at how much Bobbo here likes 'em! Mmmm, THAT'S GOOD! And don't forget, there's a nifty surprise inside every box of Mrs. Hackenberger's...


[notices his mistake for the first time]

George Newman:
... Oooops! Heh Heh, it looks like Bobbo's been eating YAPPY'S DOG TREATS!


[a look of horror crosses Bobbo's face, and he runs off to the "little clowns' room."]


George Newman:
That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver-and-tuna taste...


[We hear Bobbo vomiting]

George Newman:
... With just a hint of cheese!



Movie: Uncovered(1994)


Inspector:
And what chess piece are you?

Cesar:
Your guess is as good as mine, inspector. We never seem to find out until after we're dead.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Miyagi:
[Miyagi returns from fishing as Daniel is painting the house] Oh, miss spot.

Daniel:
What spot? Hey, how come you didn't tell me you were goin' fishing?

Miyagi:
You not here when I go.

Daniel:
Well, maybe I wanted to go, you ever think of that?

Miyagi:
You karate training.


Daniel:
I'm *what*? I'm bein' your goddamn *slave* is what I'm bein' here man, now c'mon we made a deal here!

Miyagi:
So?

Daniel:
So? So, you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn! For 4 days I've been bustin' my ass, and haven't learned a goddamn thing!

Miyagi:
You learn plenty.

Daniel:
I learn plenty, yeah, I learned how to sand your decks maybe. I washed your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learn plenty!

Miyagi:
Ah, not everything is as seems...

Daniel:
Oh, bullshit! I'm goin' home, man!


[Daniel turns to walk away]


Miyagi:
Daniel-san! Daniel-san!

Daniel:
What?

Miyagi:
Come here.



Movie: Uninvited(1993)


The Priest:
There's a body right outside your front door.

Jackson:
I know, I put it there.


The Priest:
I don't suppose you'd be interested in helping us with the burial?

Jackson:
What do you think? I came to dig gold, not graves.

The Priest:
Every time I meet a man like you who's alive and well, I marvel at the patience of God.



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