Quotations:

Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Ryan Dunn:
I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake... IT'S CACTI!

Steve-O:
It's cactus!


Ryan Dunn:
Whatever it is, it hurts!



Movie: Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island(1983)


Yosemite Sam:
The only two things a pirate'll run for is money and public office.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Jake Heke:
You would rather stay with a pad of fucking wankers!



Movie: Easy Cheeks (V)(2002)


Dutch McQuade:
Carrington didn't say nothin' bout no woman partner.


Vicki Vanderlene:
Do you have a problem with women, McQuade?

Dutch McQuade:
No, I enjoy them often.

Vicki Vanderlene:
I bet you do.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


[Dave recounts a painful memory of why he quit Hamster Style kung fu]

Young Ben:
Dad?

Ben's Father:
Hmm?

Young Ben:
I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.

Ben's Father:
That's nice.



[Flashback pans back to the present]

Ben Chapelski:
[tearfully] And that's how it went down, man!



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
Tomorrow ladies, we gonna' start the hard stuff.

Heathcoat:
The *hard* stuff?



Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Arnold Stoner:
You get yourself a job before sundown, or we're sending you to military school with that


[pause]


Arnold Stoner:
goddam Finklestein shit kid! Son of a bitch!



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MOVIES, PRODUCTS, EVENTSFour major pop-culture movies are scheduled for May, and they'll be accompanied by waves of licensed merchandise.

Perdóneme la receta

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:34:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta gran receta para me perdonan, con el licor
blanco del ron, del cloudberry de Lapponia Lakka, el menthe de de de
nata blanco, el jugo anaranjado y el jugo del limón. 1 ron blanco de
nata del cl del licor 1 del cloudberry de Lapponia Lakka del cl de de
del menthe 2 del cl del limón del jugo 2 del cl del cl blanco del
jugo anaranjado 2 revuelve los ingredientes con hielo en un cristal
que se mezcla. Filtre en un cristal del coctel, ...