Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[while Walter and Kitty are out at the Chinese Opera with Charlie and Dorothy Townsend]

Charlie Townsend:
Are you enjoying it?

Kitty Fane:
I've never seen anything like it.

Charlie Townsend:
Every gesture has a meaning. See how she covers her face with the cloth? She is mourning her misfortune.


Kitty Fane:
What happened to her?

Charlie Townsend:
She was sold into slavery. Condemned to a life of drudgery and dispair in a strang land far from home. See the chains? They represent the heavy bondage of her poor, trapped soul from which there is no escape, and so she weeps. She weeps for the lively, vivacious girl she one was, the lonely woman she has become... an most of all... she weeps for the love she'll never feel, for te love she'll never give.

Kitty Fane:
Is that really what she's saying?

Charlie Townsend:
Actually I haven't a clue what she's on about. I don't speak Chinese.

Charlie Townsend, Kitty Fane:
[laughs]



Movie: Tank(1984)


Sheriff Buelton:
Ok Sambo, Ok... You win this one... But there's more than one way to skin a cat.

Sfc. Ed Tippet, Provost Marshal's Office:
You better believe there is, Jim.



Movie: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D(2005)


Lavagirl:
Hot lava... Hot lava...


[Lavagirl starts melting, turning into lava]



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[as Jason is mooning them, looking for his shoes]

Mathesar:
Commander, standing here in your presence is the greatest honor we could ever have hoped to achieve in our lifetimes.

Jason Nesmith:
Thanks, I really appreciate it... Could you guys look for another shoe?



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Arbiter:
[after the Arbiter captures the Index, Keyes, and Sgt. Johnson] Excellent work, Arbiter! The hierarchs will be pleased!

Arbiter:
The icon is my responsibility.

Tartarus:
*Was* your responsibility. Now, it is mine. A bloody fate awaits you and the rest of your incompetent race, and I, Tartarus, chieftain of the Brutes, will see to it.

Arbiter:
When the Prophets learn of this, they will take your head!

Tartarus:
*When* they learn? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fool! They ordered me to do it.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Gwendolyn Pigeon:
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building.


Cecily Pigeon:
Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in Nature's own cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?

Oscar Madison:
Well, I'm working on it.


[laughter from the ladies]

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep. Ces and I really don't know what to do about it.

Oscar Madison:
Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner?

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Well, we haven't got one.

Oscar Madison:
I know, but we have.



[more peals of laughter from the ladies]



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