Today's Quotes:

Movie: Zelig(1983)


Leonard Zelig:
But I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic!



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Maurice:
[flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody.



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Fulton Greenwall:
Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna...

Ace:
Bumblebee tuna? Bumblebee tuna! Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Excuse me... Your balls are showing...


[smiles]


Ace:
Bumblebee tuna!



Movie: xXx: State of the Union(2005)


Darius Stone:
How's the jaw, General?

Gen. George Octavius Deckert:
I think of you every time I chew steak!

Darius Stone:
And I thought of you every night I spent in prison!



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


[Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura]

Aguado:
Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?

Ace Ventura:
Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.



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