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Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


Buck:
Well, well, well, they certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days.

Tia:
What are you doing here?

Buck:
We were just driving by to get some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us.

Tia:
I said I would be home at 10. It's not even 9!


Buck:
Who said anything about that? I thought you might like to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug?

Bug:
It's an ax?

Buck:
Sort of, yeah, yeah. I got one in my car if you'd like to see it.

Bug:
I'll pass.

Buck:
Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when your going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home, then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh.


[walks away]

Tia:
I'm sorry.

Bug:
Look, I think you'd better split. I don't exactly want him to go berserk with an ax on me.


Tia:
He's all talk.


[Buck pulls out a small hatchet from his car]

Buck:
Here it is! Come over, come on, I want to show it to you. Maybe later. Okay.



Movie: Kansas City Confidential(1952)


Tim Foster:
How far didya get on that Southwest bank job?

Scott Andrews:
Exactly nowhere.

Tim Foster:
You must be hearin' plenty from the front office on that one!

Scott Andrews:
You don't know the half of it! Every bank in the country is on the alert to spot the serial numbers on those bucks, and, up to know, not one of them has. turned up!


Tim Foster:
How'd you like to crack that job?

Scott Andrews:
How would I like to find oil in my backyard?



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Frank:
Keep your lovin' brother happy.



Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Skipper:
Engage cranberries!



Movie: Veer-Zaara(2004)


Zaara Hayaat Khan:
Relax, Ammi, I'm cool!



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