Quotations:

Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Joe Young:
I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-Day Saint.



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Roach:
You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big fucking deal - I've got hemmorhoids.




Movie: Quick Change(1990)


[From a shadowy alley]


Flower Lady:
Flores! Flores para los muertes! Flores! Para los muertes! Los muertes! Los muertes! Los muertes!



Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Sister Encarnación:
Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?

Nacho:
I have been here. I have been sleeping.

Sister Encarnación:
In a frilly shirt and slacks?

Nacho:
They are my PJ's



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
Shit, Jackie. You come in this place on Saturday night I bet you need nigger repellant to keep motherfuckers off your ass.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Gwendolyn Pigeon:
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building.


Cecily Pigeon:
Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in Nature's own cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?

Oscar Madison:
Well, I'm working on it.


[laughter from the ladies]

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep. Ces and I really don't know what to do about it.

Oscar Madison:
Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner?

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Well, we haven't got one.

Oscar Madison:
I know, but we have.



[more peals of laughter from the ladies]



Movie: The Magnificent Yankee(1950)


[referring to President Theodore Roosevelt]

Oliver Wendell Holmes:
He said, among other things, that he could carve a judge with more backbone out of a banana.

Fanny Bowditch Holmes:
[outraged] Well, the very idea!

Graham, reporter for Boston Transcript:
Is there any statement, Mrs. Holmes, that you would make?

Fanny Bowditch Holmes:
Yes, Mr. Graham, there is.

Oliver Wendell Holmes:
Fanny...

Fanny Bowditch Holmes:
You may say that we adore dear Mr. Roosevelt at all times -


Graham, reporter for Boston Transcript:
Adore, Mrs. Holmes?

Fanny Bowditch Holmes:
Yes, Mr. Graham, we adore everything about him... except his taste in bananas.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Valo:
You've got a fucking rhinoceros on your chest! What the hell did you do?

Ryan:
I just got a tattoo...

Valo:
It looks ri-Goddamn-diculous!



Today's Movie News

Danza con una receta ideal del coctel

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:47:00 +0000
Una receta muy agradable para la danza con un coctel, con el brandy,
un sec triple y un anisette ideales. 1 anisette el 1/2 onza sec triple
del tsp brandy de 2 onzas en una coctelera media llena con los cubos
del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre
en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Local movies head for big-screen hat-trick (The Star)

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:24:32 GMT
It's no April fool's joke: three new South African films will be released locally next month. On Friday, local author Rayda Jacobs's controversial Confessions of Gambler, which she not only adapted from her own novel, but also co-directed and starred in, is released.

Indie producer Here! for gay-themed movies (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:07:54 GMT
Gay-themed movies are the very definition of niche releases.