Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Today's Movie News

Receta del coctel de Bronx

Tue, 22 May 2007 05:36:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para el coctel de Bronx, con el vermú
seco, la ginebra, las naranjas y la naranja. el vermú seco de 1 onza
ginebra de 1 onza 1 jugo anaranjado de la rebanada de 1/4 naranja
sacudare todos los ingredientes (excepto rebanada anaranjada) con
hielo y la tensión en un cristal del coctel. Agregue la rebanada
anaranjada y sirva. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Liz Hurley quits movies for son (Digital Spy)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:26:01 GMT
Liz Hurley claims she has retired from making movies to spend more time with her son Damian.

Apple falls short of target for rental movies, Jobs 'not happy' (San Francisco Chronicle)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:19:08 GMT
Apple Inc. has fallen substantially short of its target of having 1,000 movies available for rent on its Apple TV set-top box by the end of February, and is blaming studios for the discrepancy. A complete count of the number of movies available on the...

Upcoming movies

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:20:00 GMT
Detroit Free Press - "Big Stan": Rob Schneider hires a martial arts expert to prepare for prison. "Funny Games": Psychos take a family hostage. With Naomi Watts. "Horton Hears a Who!": Big-screen ...