Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


First Mate:
[watching the Hunchback of Notre Dame load boxes onto the ship] He's as strong as 50 men.

Captain:
And as ugly as any I've ever seen.



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Big Joe:
I thought I told you to bring me some good-looking kid, not this fat, sausage-chewing wino!

Kelly:
Well, if you were looking for a young boy, you should have sent somebody else, Joe.



Movie: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (VG)(2004)


Radio Ad:
Friggin Chicken- You'll swear it's the best you've ever had!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)



Jason Nesmith:
It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dex:
I'm gonna tell you this one last time and maybe you should tattoo it on your dick so you don't forget, okay? "We pursue that which retreats from us."



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[addressing his troops] We will serve under Major Dundee's command. And until that time, any disrespect you show the Major will be taken as a personal insult by *me*.


Jimmy Lee Benteen:
Don't you worry none, Uncle Ben, when the time comes, we'll turpentine that cauky, chicken-pickin' Yankee...

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[completely deadpan] I am *not* your uncle, you redneck peckerwood. And if you say one more word, you'll spend the rest of this campaign in *chains*.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Harry Luck:
[Dying words] Well, I'll be damned.


Chris Adams:
Maybe you won't be.



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