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Movie: Dance of the Vampires(1967)


Count Von Krolock:
A year ago exactly on this same night we were assembled here in this very room: I your pastor, and you my beloved flock. With hopefulness in my heart I told you then that with Lucifer's aid we might look forward to a more succulent occasion. Cast back your minds. There we were, gathered together, gloomy and despondent, around a single meager woodcutter.



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


Grimm:
I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.

Phyllis:
Martinique?

Loomis:
Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.

Grimm:
What did you know about Fiji?


Loomis:
Well... nothing.



Movie: Vacant Lot(2000)


Polaris:
The tears I cried, they don't make handerchiefs for those kinds of tears.



Movie: About Last Night...(1986)


Bernie:
[Danny tells Bernie that he told Debbie he loves her] Ooohhhh! Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan!



[pauses]

Bernie:
Who said it first?

Danny:
I did.

Bernie:
Ooohhhh! Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan!


[pauses]

Bernie:
Was it before you came, or after?



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Oddball:
Hi, man.


Big Joe:
What are you doing?

Oddball:
I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.

Big Joe:
What's happening?

Oddball:
Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it.

Big Joe:
Well, then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them?

Oddball:
[chuckles] I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work.

Big Joe:
Christ!

Oddball:
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.




Movie: Gallagher: Stuck in the Sixties (TV)(1983)


Gallagher:
Now, if this was just a private problem I would not say anything. If this problem was just in your house, I would not poke my nose in but this has now become a public travesty. This is an emidebic. Emidebic?



[audience laughs]

Gallagher:
Emidebic is closer to what it is than an epidemic cause this is some shit.



Movie: Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang(1999)



Justice Rough, The Judge:
[to Jacob] I sentence you to two years, two months, two weeks, two days, two hours, two minutes... and *five* seconds... to the Slimers' Island Children Prison!


[as he about to bang his gavel, he laughs evilly]



Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Esqueleto:
Surpise.


[holding corn in both hands]

Nacho:
Get that corn outta my face!




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