Quotes:

Movie: Babylon 5: The River of Souls (TV)(1998)


Captain Elizabeth Lochley:
How do you know they weren't lying?

Soul Hunter:
HOW do we know?


[lights flicker, Soul Hunter reveals a globe with some screaming figures]


Soul Hunter:
We know!



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


[Ace is standing in front of Lois who's in her underwear]

Ace Ventura:
My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen!


[turns Lois around to reveal a bulge in her nether regions]

Ace Ventura:
*That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!



[all the men in the vicinity start throwing up because Einhorn has kissed them]



Movie: Ultrachrist!(2003)


Jesus/Ultrachrist!:
The crucifix is the symbol of Christianity? I HATED the crucifix! OUCH!



Movie: xXx(2002)


Toby Lee Shavers:
Knocked over a few Seven Elevens, have we?



Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)


Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off.



Movie: Kaante(2002)


Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Who killed him


[Baali]

Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
?

Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
I did... he was going to kill the cop...

Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
So you killed Baali instead?

Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
But how could we let him kill a cop?

Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Why couldn't we let him this bastard? I'll show you how you kill a cop... Watch



[Kills MacQuarrie]



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Ellie Grimbridge:
I feel like a goldfish.

Daniel Challis:
Company town.



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
I am not very good with people.




Movie: Kaikki pelissä(1994)


Cinematographer Timo Korpi:
I'm not the first artist whose emotional life is undeveloped.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Bill:
Everything you see belongs to me, to one degree or another. The beggars and newsboys and quick thieves here in Paradise, the sailor dives and gin mills and blind tigers on the waterfront, the anglers and amusers, the she-hes and the Chinks. Everybody owes, everybody pays. Because that's how you stand up against the rising of the tide.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Marcus Burnett:
[to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the fuck out.



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Pelikán József, gátõr:
[upon seeing his newly built house] Comrade Virág! No doors? No windows?



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