Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Andy:
[to Grant] Choose me. Marry me!






Movie: Gandhi(1982)


Government advocate:
General Dyer, is it correct that you ordered your troops to fire at the thickest part of the crowd?

Gen. Dyer:
[righteous tone] That is correct.

Government advocate:
One thousand five hundred and sixteen casualties with one thousand six hundred and fifty bullets.

Gen. Dyer:
My intention was to inflict a lesson that would have an impact throughout all India.

Indian barrister:
General, had you been able to take in the armored car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?

Gen. Dyer:
I think, probably - yes.

Lord Hunter:
General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?


Gen. Dyer:
I did.

Government advocate:
But that was irrelevant to the point you were making?

Government advocate:
Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded?

Gen. Dyer:
I was ready to help any who applied.

Government advocate:
General, how does a child shot with a 303 Enfield "apply" for help?





Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Regal Bryant:
You shall not pass!



Movie: Addicted to Love(1997)


Maggie:
When I was a kid, my father had this dog that started to get all weak and sickly. He takes it to the vet, he examines it and says a maggot must have laid eggs in the dog's butt. The baby maggots have crawled up, now they've started to grow, and eventually they're gonna eat the dog alive from the inside. He says it should be put to sleep, because it's an old dog anyway. But father won't do it. He takes the dog home, he puts it on the bed, he reaches up into the dog, picking out the maggots with his finger, one by one. It takes him all night, but he gets every last one. That dog outlived my father. That's love, Sam.




Movie: Tais-toi!(2003)


Quentin:
Look at the two drag queens!

Ruby:
It's us, stupid!



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
You owe me money, blacksmith.

Doc:
How do you figure?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
My horse threw a shoe. And seeing as you was the one who done the shoeing, I say that makes you responsible.


Doc:
Well, since you never paid me for that job, I say that makes us even!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Wrong! See I was ON my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed OFF! And THAT caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.

Marty McFly:
[hoarsely] That's the $80.

Doc:
Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
I done SHOT that horse!


Doc:
Well, that's your problem, Tannen!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Wrong! That's YOURS. So, from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.


[Buford and his gang gallop away on their horses]



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