Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: One Man Newsradio (V)(2006)


Bill, Lisa:
[as Beth] Hey Joe! Wanna know when your finished fixing that thing?

Bill, Lisa:
[as Joe] All right, I'm working on it. And also I decided to take my shirt of in this scene.



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Glen:
Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pellfan... YOU BROKE MY HEART!



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Rachel:
Will, how do you use this blender thing?

Will:
You don't.



Movie: Ultimate Avengers II (V)(2006)


General Nick Fury:
This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.

Hank Pym:
Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Prudy Pingleton:
Get the jump rope, Penny.

Penny Pingleton:
[runs out of the room] Mom, not the jump rope!


Prudy Pingleton:
[to Tracy] Don't you touch my canned tuna!



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)



Mitzi:
Come on girls, off your snatches.



Movie: Xin long zhong hu dou(1992)


Billy Chow:
[after he shows up with two women at Wang's birthday party and gives him a gift] Sorry I'm late guys. Wang, happy birthday.

Wang:
[watches as his wife takes the package] Billy, if you didn't screw around, you'd die.

Billy Chow:
Hey Wang, relax.


[gestures to the women]

Billy Chow:
They're just regular friends. Besides, I brought them along to help celebrate.


Wang:
Hmm, you're not worried about your cousin.

Mrs. Wang:
[smiles] Today's your birthday, there's no need to get mad.


[to Billy]

Mrs. Wang:
You're too much. You know I don't like your playboy ways, yet you flout girls in front of me. He'll send you to Thailand for training. If you screw around, you'll have no strength left.

Billy Chow:
[confidently] Hey, that's no problem! I can go to Thailand right now.

Wang:
[skeptically] Right. Go screw around.




Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Hockney:
It's dry fucking sand, McManus. When he rots, the surfers'll smell him a mile away.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Snaps:
Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker.

Finucci:
Oh, we make-a you look like a banker... take off-a you pants.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Amber von Tussel:
[on the phone with Edna, disguising her voice] My name is Mike.

Edna Turnblad:
[off-camera] Mike?

Amber von Tussel:
Yes, Mike.

Edna Turnblad:
Mike who?


Amber von Tussel:
[slips back into her normal voice] It's MIKE!


[catches herself, coughs]

Amber von Tussel:
Anyway... I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts.

Edna Turnblad:
What?

Amber von Tussel:
Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine.



Today's Movie News

'High School Musical' hits movies' high notes on skates (The Pantagraph)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:10:43 GMT
PEORIA -- Yes, you CAN have it all, neatly packaged and sent blade-running 'round a hockey rink for twice the tween-aged fun.

Live at the Multiplex: A Movie Ad (New York Times)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:38:46 GMT
A division of Sony Pictures has relied on stunts to help sell its movies, taking the unusual step of asking multiplex employees for help to promote an upcoming horror movie.

Receta de los labios del elefante

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:42:00 +0000
Una receta distintiva para los labios del elefante, con ron, creme de
bananes y el jugo oscuros del limón. 1 jugo oscuro del limón del ron
el 1/2 oz creme de bananes el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza en una coctelera
media llena con los cubos del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes.
Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Movies spawn spinoff merchandise (Detroit Free Press)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:03:56 GMT
Consumers are struggling to stretch their budgets, control their credit cards and make their mortgage payments. But one of the retail industry's big lures for shoppers this spring and summer will be a cascade of the most nonessential products possible, all spun from movies such as "Speed Racer" and the long-awaited fourth installment of "Indiana Jones."